I think I have found the solution to the donation drive. Elements is a free game, that's awesome, but we need funds. There is ad revenue, but not enough people see the ads. So that means we need more players. Well, since we have no money, we can't really put up our own ads, so we can't convince people that way. This leads to us brain washing them. How are we going to brainwash them? With media of course! We'll make a YouTube series to brainwash little kids, and before you know it, Elements will be more popular than Hearthstone! Then, with so many people, we can use our show to brainwash our minions to complete world domination optimization. So, who's in?
