Community Story Time!

[dragtom]

Sadly, the cake burned. The center of the burned spot cracked open- and out of it came a dog, fire-breathing, winged, and a left arm in the mouth.

[Aves]

Oh dear. How was he supposed to fund his trip now? Now he'd go even further into debt with his apartment burned down!

[Lunaris]

Jonathan quickly ran to his bedroom, where he kept his collection of guns and knives. What do I use to defeat a fire-breathing, flying dog??

[Silver Emerald]

A short-statured man wearing a suit jumped out of the closet and reached into his briefcase. Jonathan tensed, expecting a weapon, but the man reached out to him with a loose, dark circular object. "This is a plot hole!" squeaked the small man. "Use it on the dog! ...or go through yourself, I guess. I don't know, it might do just about anything. Good luck!" Then the man jumped into the abstract painting above Jonathan's bed and disappeared.

[Arum]

Thinking quickly, Jonathan reachied into the plot hole and grabbed the "other edge" of it, and literally bent space and time through a small hole. The resulting explosion was catastrophic, but it created a portal, and Jonathan had gotten through safely.

[Linkcat]

Jonathan arrived in a field with a large number of strange looking humanoids. He raised his hands in a sign of peace, and they began shouting in an unfamiliar language and pointing emphatically at his right left arm. One that was wearing a headpiece with an image of a left arm on it looked up at him with awe.

[CleanOnion]

The humanoid figures, whose limbs were all right arms, led Jonathan to one of their caves. He saw thousands of cave paintings, all of them depicting him in various stages of his life. Every painting had particular emphasis in his left arm.
He looked behind him and saw all the figures elbowing on their lower elbows, praising him.

[iancudorinmarian]

One day, the current Master of Entropy, iancudorinmarian, decided to revive this thread and start a new story.

[ValerianFlame]

He did so with flying colors, but everyone became mad in the process.

[Zyardran]

It wasn't a very good idea however, since he forgot to add color.

[ValerianFlame]

But Discord forgot... white is a color too.

[iancudorinmarian]

He decided to make it multi-color instead

But shortly after, he realized that takes too long and it's actually useless. So he abandoned that and went out to take some fresh air.