Community Story Time!

[Linkcat]

JonathanCrazyJ was born with two left arms.

[Silver Emerald]

He also wrote stories sometimes, except when he was skydiving. He was a very famous skydiver who had done dives on all eight planets. His next challenge was the sun.

[Aves]

But to fund all these expeditions, he'd gone broke. He needed a way to get money for his final challenge...

[Lunaris]

He decided to join the prostitution industry.

[iDaire]

During one of his prostitutional adventures, he met another prostitute named Sally.

[Lunaris]

Sally was very beautiful, though a little bit... well.. psycho.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Jonathan and Sally decided to work together to form a prostitution gang, which would patrol the streets hoping to find more members to recruit so that they could overtake the city's population.

[Arum]

They did this because the city was being brought down by poisonous people committing thousands of white collar crimes.

[dawn to dusk]

They thought that if they convert everybody to their way of prostitution, they could end all crimes in the city, replacing thoughts of crime and violence, with that of lust and sex.

[Silver Emerald]

An alien incursion began that day and Sally was captured and taken back to an Identified Flying Object (identified as a floating saucer) for human experimentation. Would Jonathan go to her rescue and fail miserably (or maybe succeed) or stay home and bake cookies for a bake sale to raise funds? Or maybe do something entirely different?

[Lunaris]

After a few minutes of contemplation, Jonathan decided that Sally wasn't worth his time. He headed back home and put on his favorite pink apron that he wore while baking.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

He let out a jubilant cry, "Fairy cake time, OH YEAH!"