COMIC PARTY

[Azuria]

So to all my fellow brotheren and wrenches, I would like to welcome you to the Comic sans Epic no Katamari Bleu!!!

We are recruiting the most EPIC of antlions to do angelic and mind-boggling acts of righteotic peace. As of now, the founding is set!

Who will come join me? My life, my love....the pursuit of something greater than life...of humour...

This is where we start.  =^-^=

So come on! Who's in it with me? For how long? STATE YOUR MEANINGS, WIMMIN~

[Hyroen]

Did you hear about the peanut that walked into a bar?

[Pineapple]

As someone who likes to impersonate his Literature teacher:
*strokes beard and nods at first few sentences*
*stops stroking beard*
*looks up, as if God can beam down the explanation for your logic*
*makes weird groaning noises until you stop talking*

[Azuria]

Hyroen: No, now share!

Patch: ....weird....groaning noises....

I like the sound of that.

Can I have more? :D

[Cel]

What did the executioner say to the criminal?
"Thanks for hanging out."
Obvious, but funny.

[Hyroen]

The peanut was assaulted.

[Azuria]

Those are both terrible jokes.

They made me laugh.

But seriously, I meant to start a thread for randomosity and any other jokes and things. Because in my experience, randomness promotes joy.

[tempalt3]

Yep it does do that.

[Higurashi]

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"

"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"

[artimies7]

A man walked into a bar.




The man subsequently doubled over and groaned a bit because this particular bar had been mounted at about abdomen height.

[dawn to dusk]

why did jenny fall off the swing?
she had no arms

knock knock
"whose there?"
not jenny

[xyan]

3 guys are on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes, but no lighters matches or anything to light them with. what do they do?

they throw 1 cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter