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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219044#msg219044
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2010, 09:04:08 pm »
Chuck Norris can do push ups off the ceiling with his tongue  :P
<(thankful they had a smiley to fit the joke)
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219046#msg219046
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2010, 09:05:30 pm »
Only Chuck Norris can defeat Scorpio and Hermes with EM :D
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219052#msg219052
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2010, 09:08:23 pm »
Quote from: lukce on December 07, 2010, 09:05:30 pm
Only Chuck Norris can defeat Scorpio and Hermes with EM :D
Sorry to upset you, but I achieved both.

Paradoxes were invented when Chuck Norris made himself a sandwich with and without cheese.
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219054#msg219054
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2010, 09:10:02 pm »
Chuck Norris invented the  :'( smiley when he roundhouse kicked god in the face
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219169#msg219169
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2010, 11:25:46 pm »
Chuck Norris was once bit by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.  ;)
When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back!
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219209#msg219209
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2010, 12:24:00 am »
Quote from: ayoth on December 07, 2010, 11:25:46 pm
Chuck Norris was once bit by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.  ;)
When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back!
the cobra 1 made me laugh,
chuck norris and mrT once went into a var, the bar immediatly exploded because no building can hold that level of awesome
chuck norris knows the last digit of pi
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219221#msg219221
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2010, 12:43:20 am »
When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesnt get wet.  The pool gets chuck norris.
Chuck norris doesnt do a push up, he pushes the world down.
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219753#msg219753
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2010, 10:23:33 pm »
chuuck norris is the other owner of the invisible cocie
chuck norrisses family tree goes like this:
                                          God
                                             l
                                             l
                                          Chuck norris---Supermodel
                                                               l
                                                               l
                                                          zanz
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg219757#msg219757
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2010, 10:30:43 pm »
You have that chart wrong.  It should go:
Chuck Norris --> God --> Zanz
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg229763#msg229763
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2010, 01:56:19 am »
chuck norris can believe its not butter  :D
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Re: chuck norrris jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=16777.msg230650#msg230650
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2010, 03:01:57 am »
Chuck norris once lost his keys, he then proceded to interigate himself for 30 minutes until he revealed the location of this. but because no one messes with chuck norris, he was forced to kill himself afterwards, the grim reaper will never forget getting the crap round-house kicked out of him until chuck norris was allowed to live
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