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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg392000#msg392000
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2011, 02:46:57 am »
Chuck Norris' chewing gum doesn't lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg394971#msg394971
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 06:13:37 pm »
When chuck norris was born, nobody cried exept the doctor jejejeje

Neil Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon but Chuck Norris was the first man who walked on the sun

God can walk on the water but chuck norris can swim on the earth

redbull is the pee of chuck norris

 

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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg395057#msg395057
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 08:12:49 pm »
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg396714#msg396714
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 01:53:15 pm »
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits.
He doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg396723#msg396723
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2011, 02:11:48 pm »
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg396798#msg396798
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2011, 04:09:57 pm »
Quote from: dragonsdemesne on September 21, 2011, 02:11:48 pm

OH, NO, CHUCK NORRIS IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg396807#msg396807
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 04:19:22 pm »
Chuck Norris is RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg396843#msg396843
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 05:39:15 pm »
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg398200#msg398200
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2011, 12:58:21 am »
I wonder how many Chuck Norris jokes there are?

or that is what i wondered until i remembered that there are only Chuck Norris facts.
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg398204#msg398204
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2011, 01:04:19 am »
Quote from: ZergKing on September 24, 2011, 12:58:21 am
I wonder how many Chuck Norris jokes there are?

or that is what i wondered until i remembered that there are only Chuck Norris facts.
there actually is one:

Did you hear about that time Chuck Norris got shot?
 yeah he was in the hospital for like 6 months
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg398470#msg398470
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2011, 01:47:42 pm »
Nice jokes you guys have here :D
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Re: Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=29676.msg398790#msg398790
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2011, 11:16:01 pm »
Chuck Norris lost hes virginity before hes father did

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Lucky Luke can shot his shadow Chuck Norris shadow shoots Lucky Luke

Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father

Chuck Norris doesn't use condom because there are nothing in a world that would protect from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris could make male pregnant if he want but he WON'T want

Chuck Norris eats pistol and shits machine gun

Kids use superman pyjamas Superman use Chuck Norris pyjama

God created world Chuck Norris created God

Chuck Norris haven't ever been on a fight one kick is not a fight

One time Chuck Norris kick'd Einstein now we know him as Stephen Hawking

Chuck Norris tears heals cancer too bad he hasn't cried ever

Chuck Norris can kick woman to balls
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