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Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80408#msg80408
« on: June 02, 2010, 06:11:28 pm »
Lets get this clear: There will be no Chuck Norris jokes here. so, i'll tel you the only joke ever about Chuck Norris now:
Once, Chuck Norris lost.

Ok, everything else goes.

When Chuck Norris looks at the sky, clouds sweat out of fear. We call this rain.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80645#msg80645
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2010, 11:03:17 pm »
Chuck Norris can make orange juce of a Lemon
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80722#msg80722
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 12:49:43 am »
Chuck Norris doesn't appreciate misspelled thread titles.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80875#msg80875
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 05:41:32 am »
Quote from: Gl1tch on June 03, 2010, 12:49:43 am
Chuck Norris doesn't appreciate misspelled thread titles.
This is most likely the best fact about Chuck Norris here so far. But I'll toss in mine (seeing as these are facts):

Chuck Norris is a Republican who had two divorces, disapproves of 'rainbows', and also had an illegitimate daughter with a woman outside of his first marriage, thus having an extramarital affair.

I fucking hate Chuck Norris jokes. Why him? He's not necessarily special, aside from the Texas Ranger series, which as of now, I think is an outdated and pretty horrible show.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80881#msg80881
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 05:59:45 am »
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80885#msg80885
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 06:23:39 am »
Chuck Norris's semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

Chuck Norris tried to count backwards from infinity. He didn't know where to start.

Anti-Chuck Norris jokes are the best.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg80915#msg80915
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 08:36:58 am »
Chuck Norris goes roar and you run scared
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg81128#msg81128
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 05:05:58 pm »
Chuck Norris once visited Virgin islands. They are now called the islands.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg88848#msg88848
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 10:06:09 pm »
chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris.
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Strike that, reverse it.

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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg88951#msg88951
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 11:58:43 pm »
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg88952#msg88952
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2010, 11:59:21 pm »
Chuck Norris' chewing gum does NOT lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
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Re: Chuck Norris fatcs https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7372.msg89411#msg89411
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2010, 02:55:05 pm »
When Chuck Norris goes to a wedding, he's always the best man.
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