You are all heretics who try to stain His holyness! We all now that our dear master of the universe, Chuck Norris, should be a permanent card which instantly wins the game when played (like Exodia in Yu-Gi-Oh, but instead of needing 5 cards you need just one). Chuck must be a permanent, because He exists permanently, even before He decided to create the universe by roundhouse-kicking the nothingness which has caused the Big Bang. Come on guys, this is common physics we're talking about!!!!!