Back when we did CAH semi-regularly, I made a cardcast for the game.
Here's the code: M977K
It nearly hits the minimum requirements for cards needed, meaning it can almost be played stand-alone.
Also, I've been here for... Longer than thou. I know more of the in-jokes.
PS: In if we're playing with 30 blank cards
PPS: So I take it we're not playing with 30 blank cards