That was funny. I recently watched all of Death Note -- may I...? It may not be the best parody combination, but I'll try to avoid giving out any of the good spoilers.
Light - 10
, 1
10/5
2
Ethical Paradox: Applies a poison counter equal to the hit points of any other creature that deals damage this turn, including yours. Automatically burrows and unburrows Light when used.
Ryuk - 10
0/37, immaterial
1
Boredom: Casts a Chaos Seed on a random enemy creature.
1
Apple: Casts a random beneficial spell on one of your creatures.
"L" - 4
4/8
1
Investigate: Unburrows an enemy creature. Does not work on Light.
Misa - 6
8/2
Fan Service: passive - 50% of all creatures are too busy gawking at her to attack this turn. Only applies if Light is in play. Also does not work on Light.
Rem - 5
2/2
1
Self-Destruct: Sacrifices Rem and destroys two creatures of your choice. Generates ten Darkness quanta. Sometimes also leaves behind an Ash Eater.
Death Note - 1 Other, Spell
Destroy an enemy creature. Death Note stays in your hand. If the opponent figures out it's there, make up some crazy stuff, then whine, then say your opponent would be better off if you had won, then quit the match.
