Hello!
I'm Gl1tch, and I'm your friendly neighborhood bug hunter. Welcome to "bug hunters camp," a wonderful little camp where I teach you everything you need to know to be a bug hunter just like me!
Rule number 1) Don't talk to dragoon1140. He's not supposed to be within 100 feet of this camp.
Rule number 2) When it comes to bug hunting, it's eat or be eaten. Sometimes you bite into a nice juicy exploit that makes you win first turn, and sometimes it's a crunchy oracle error, and sometimes you find a giant pile of bugs just swarming and climbing all over you and it's so kinky and yeaa and.... ermmm..... ahem. Sorry about that. But, if you don't eat the bugs, they'll eat you. For example, pendulum bugs are the equivalent of velociraptors. They're not too big, but boy, there's twelve of them, and they're elusive ****ers. They're only bugs some of the time.
Rule number 3) Make up chat rumors! Sometimes you're busy finding some new exploit and it's a huge emergency that could completely shut down the game. It's times like these I have a handy trick to distract the chat. Come up with some HUGE phony story, like not believing vrt and pepo are dating, or that napalm has a huge mole on her right nipple, or that dragoon1140 is a pedophile, and they'll be completely distracted while the price of selling rustler is decreased from 1,000 electrum to it's normal price. It doesn't matter how unbelievable the story is. I honestly had the entire forum thinking ddevans96 was a hacker. HA! As an added bonus, if you remember your story, they'll think it was a joke and not a cover up, and actually think you're funny! I know! It's magic!
Rule number 4) No one reads the bug list or the not a bug list. It doesn't matter that desynch is the number one entry on the bug list, I guarantee you you'll get about 200 PMs per day about how your opponent was cheating by changing mark, HP, and cards, alternatively between two decks. And every single one of them will angrily explain to you why they're quitting due to the amount of hackers on this website.
So little boy, what did you learn?
"Uhhhh... uhhh..."
Wait a minute. Dragoon1140... is... is that you? GET OUT OF HERE!
"I'll have my lawyers call you!"
Anyway, you there, what did you learn.
"All those silly stories Gl1tch makes up are covers for huge bugs he's fixing."
Correct.
"Wait... does that mean this entire thread is a cover up?"
Yes.
"So.. that whole rustler selling for more than it costs really was a bug?"
Actually it was light dragon, but yes.
"DAMMIT it's fixed now."
Yeap. That's just how I roll.
