I tried edited out the off-topic stuff, but I gave up about 1/3 through this. Sorry! Me and Kuroaitou made this up out of nowhere, and it worked out
perfectly. Me saying to the folks who couldn't find the "new cards" to clear their cache if they are seeing the cards was just the nail on the coffin. Kuro made awesome on-the-spot card details.
(Btw, this is gmt time, eight hours ahead of me)
[03:32:33 AM] ~Napalm: Zanz is Updating?
[03:32:34 AM] Dragoon1140: Yea, the game stopped saving for me a while ago.
[03:32:47 AM] RareTweed: i can connect and play
[03:32:52 AM] RareTweed: but crazy *** is happening
[03:32:55 AM] Dragoon1140: Yea, the servers are temporarily down. Patience folks, it will be up soon.
[03:33:03 AM] 5pla5h: "couldn't connect to server, finding alternate route"...
[03:33:12 AM] 5pla5h: i shall relog
[03:33:16 AM] Malduk: everything works for me
[03:33:20 AM] Malduk: i just refreshed connection page
...
[03:34:01 AM] Kuroaitou: Oh shit, NEW CARDS. Cloak, Silence, and Lafirue! >.>
[03:34:22 AM] Dragoon1140: Silence! I forgot all about that.
[03:34:32 AM] Memorystick: SILENCE >_>
...
[03:34:54 AM] wizelsnarf: where are the new cards?
[03:34:58 AM] Kuross: lol
[03:35:10 AM] Kuross: *watches everyone look for the new cards*
[03:35:19 AM] 5pla5h: lol
[03:35:24 AM] ~Napalm: Wiered
[03:35:24 AM] Kuroaitou: *looks at Kuross* Want some more popcorn by the way?
[03:35:28 AM] ~Napalm: it will be 11 for me
[03:35:29 AM] Dragoon1140: Haha.
[03:35:30 AM] willng3: *Laughs at Kuross's disbelief*
[03:35:33 AM] wizelsnarf: I want to see the cloak one, I made a cloak card way back
[03:35:46 AM] Memorystick: new cards? are you serious?
[03:35:53 AM] 5pla5h: i got my popcorn ready
[03:35:56 AM] Dragoon1140: Cloak (Spell) - Turns target Ash Eater into Batman.
[03:36:02 AM] Memorystick: >_>
[03:36:06 AM] willng3: Lolwut.
[03:36:11 AM] wizelsnarf: holy crap.
[03:36:12 AM] Memorystick: lmao
[03:36:16 AM] ~Napalm: lulz
[03:36:23 AM] 5pla5h: LOL
[03:36:23 AM] Kuroaitou: Silence: Immaterial. When played, both players cannot use spells for two turns.
[03:36:25 AM] ~Napalm: holy crap what?
[03:36:29 AM] willng3: I would build an entire deck around that.
[03:36:35 AM] Malignant: Silence: Mutes the music.
[03:36:43 AM] Dragoon1140: Yea though, Kuro is right about the effect of Silence.
[03:36:48 AM] ~Napalm: lol
[03:36:51 AM] ratchetspyro94: back
[03:36:57 AM] ddevans96z:
[03:36:58 AM] Kuroaitou: That's the 'intent' apparently...
[03:37:00 AM] wizelsnarf: haha, how much does it cost to mute music?
[03:37:05 AM] Memorystick: front
[03:37:05 AM] Kuroaitou: It seems complex however.
[03:37:21 AM] ddevans96z: is that really what silence does?
[03:37:22 AM] Dragoon1140: I know right? I would love to use this against Fire Stalls.
[03:37:45 AM] Memorystick: chain silence for the last 12 turns or whatever
[03:37:58 AM] Dragoon1140 [»] Kuroaitou: Hilarious.
[03:38:07 AM] wizelsnarf: what about the other 2 cards?
[03:38:08 AM] ~Napalm: hmmm
[03:38:29 AM] willng3: hmmm
[03:38:44 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: I hope I got at least 1 person confused. XD
[03:38:46 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: hehe.
[03:39:20 AM] Kuroaitou: Cloak (Spell): Targeted creature redirects all CC effects to the owners quanta pool instead.
[03:39:23 AM] willng3: Either; my deck will crush either one
[03:39:31 AM] Memorystick: will it, now?
[03:39:42 AM] willng3: Good question, will it?
[03:39:43 AM] Dragoon1140: I'm confused about that card Kuro. I just used it against AI3 in the Trainer and totally don't get it.
[03:39:58 AM] ddevans96z: kuro, are you serious?
[03:40:09 AM] Dragoon1140: Yea, the Trainer has three new cards.
[03:40:16 AM] Dragoon1140: You have to buy them in the bazaar.
[03:40:17 AM] Kuroaitou: I'm assuming it's supposed to reduce quanta when you're damaged... or halt quanta production if the creature is stunned?
[03:40:17 AM] ddevans96z: YES!
[03:40:24 AM] ddevans96z: HELL YES![03:40:26 AM] wizelsnarf: what elements?
[03:40:39 AM] Dragoon1140 [»] Kuroaitou: HAHAHA.
[03:40:47 AM] willng3: "It."
[03:40:50 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: OMGROFL
[03:40:56 AM] 5pla5h: .
[03:40:57 AM] ~Napalm: :S
[03:41:01 AM] Dragoon1140: It's under Time.
[03:41:03 AM] ~Napalm: *is confused* ???
[03:41:08 AM] Dragoon1140: You have to clear your cache though.
[03:41:17 AM] ddevans96z: how do you clear cache with chrom again? xD
[03:41:28 AM] Kuroaitou: That a pretty sweet effect with quanta denial...
[03:41:39 AM] Kuroaitou: :| No clue ddevans96. Chrome is terribad.
[03:41:44 AM] Dragoon1140: OMG! It + EE is amazing.
[03:41:50 AM] Malignant: Trainer ain't loading
.
[03:41:53 AM] Kuroaitou: What? O_o
[03:42:06 AM] Dragoon1140: Trainer is working fine for me.
[03:42:06 AM] ~Napalm: What are we talking about x]
[03:42:11 AM] ~Napalm: wtf is going on D:
[03:42:17 AM] ~Napalm: am I missing something?
[03:42:19 AM] catalyzeme: wrench > options > under the hood > clear browsing data > clear the cache
[03:42:20 AM] Kuross: Potatoe farming!
[03:42:23 AM] willng3: I'm glad I'm accustomed to pranks on a daily basis or I might be terribly confused right now.
[03:42:25 AM] QuantumT: hello
[03:42:25 AM] Memorystick: they be trollzing
[03:42:27 AM] Dragoon1140: Yea, any constant cc is great with Cloak.
[03:42:34 AM] catalyzeme: /empty the cache, rather
[03:42:37 AM] Malignant: I can't load anything ~.~
[03:42:49 AM] Legit: There's new cards?
[03:42:49 AM] ddevans96z: thanks catal, but I already found it
[03:42:51 AM] wizelsnarf: options> undder the hood > privacy > clear data > check cache
[03:42:57 AM] Memorystick: hey quantum
[03:43:03 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: Should i explain 'Lafirue', or 'FAILURE' (amalgam) now? XD
[03:43:16 AM] Killsdazombies: hi
[03:43:20 AM] wizelsnarf: hi
[03:43:22 AM] Dragoon1140 [»] Kuroaitou: Yea, let's stop messing with them.
[03:43:22 AM] willng3: Yay quantum
[03:43:24 AM] wizelsnarf: so they are all time cards?
[03:43:25 AM] Kuroaitou: @Legit: Cloak, Silence, & Lafirue.
[03:43:36 AM] Kuroaitou: No, Cloak is
.
[03:43:36 AM] Dragoon1140: Silence is Aether.
[03:43:39 AM] Kuroaitou: Silence should be
[03:43:44 AM] Kuroaitou: Er,
[03:43:50 AM] Dragoon1140: I know right? I agree.
[03:43:50 AM] ~Napalm: QuantumT has arrived to Thwart my victory yet again
[03:43:51 AM] Legit: That's cool
[03:43:52 AM] Malignant: I wonder why there are new cards and the in devolopment isn't updated.
[03:43:54 AM] EmeraldTiger: im back
[03:43:56 AM] ddevans96z: damn it. I have to click the whole thing off. brb
[03:44:07 AM] QuantumT:
[03:44:07 AM] Dragoon1140 [»] Kuroaitou: Oops. >.>
[03:44:17 AM] willng3: You guys are terrible :glare:
[03:44:19 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: My fault, shit. ^^;
[03:44:24 AM] Dragoon1140: Silence SHOULD be a Darkness card though. It denies just like Devourer.
[03:44:26 AM] ~Napalm: lol
[03:44:32 AM] Legit: Where do you find the new cards? I'm dumb
[03:44:35 AM] Legit: lol
[03:44:37 AM] TimerClock14: whoa wait, where are thes?
[03:44:37 AM] Kuroaitou: Exactly.
[03:44:41 AM] Malignant: Trainer.
[03:44:45 AM] Kuroaitou: CLEAR your CACHE Legit.
[03:44:47 AM] Dragoon1140: I don't know Malignant, Zanz wants to surprise us?
[03:44:47 AM] Kuroaitou: Trainer.
[03:45:05 AM] Legit: oh that's what you were saying earlier
[03:45:14 AM] Legit: cool
[03:45:27 AM] Dragoon1140: If clearing the cache doesn't work, you may have to restart your whole computer. That should do it.
[03:45:33 AM] 5pla5h: i cant connect again
[03:45:38 AM] Memorystick: *pokes* I see nadda
[03:45:39 AM] willng3: ...
[03:45:43 AM] Memorystick: >_>
[03:45:43 AM] Legit: It's not worth it
[03:45:50 AM] Legit: restarting computer, I mean
[03:46:10 AM] Dragoon1140: Eh, I have to agree. Silence isn't as great as I thought it would be.
[03:46:11 AM] ~Napalm: ...
[03:46:13 AM] Memorystick: if this is a joke, I'm going to torture you slowly
[03:46:17 AM] TimerClock14: ok im restarting
[03:46:22 AM] ~Napalm: lol
[03:46:22 AM] 5pla5h: its not connecting
[03:46:28 AM] ~Napalm: :glare:
[03:46:29 AM] 5pla5h: oh now it is
[03:46:32 AM] Kuroaitou: *sigh*
[03:46:40 AM] ~Napalm: Why don't we just tell them that they have to click alt + F4 already?
[03:46:43 AM] Kuroaitou: Too many people are going onto the Trainer to look at the new cards. It's causing server overload. >_<
[03:46:52 AM] Dragoon1140 [»] Kuroaitou: Please, end this before I die of laughter.
[03:47:00 AM] Malignant: I still don't see it
.
[03:47:05 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: Okay, spilling out the 3rd card.
[03:47:07 AM] Kuross: wonder why they'd do that?
[03:47:07 AM] 5pla5h: .
[03:47:14 AM] Kuroaitou: Oh, forgot this one
[03:47:16 AM] lokiburn4: oh? is there new cards coming?
[03:47:25 AM] Wizardcat: Someone post screenshots or something on the forums. Or in here.
[03:47:26 AM] willng3: I expected this type of behavior from Kuro, but you too D1140? Tsk, I'm disappointed.
[03:47:27 AM] Dragoon1140: Yea, there is a third card too.
[03:47:29 AM] ~Napalm: :glare:
[03:47:31 AM] Kuross: lol
[03:47:35 AM] Malignant: Someone go and make a topic in the "In Development" section on the forums.
[03:47:47 AM] 5pla5h: lol alt f4 opened up my system preferences
[03:47:47 AM] Kuroaitou: Lafirue: Creature (5
) - Rearrange this card's letters in the name to get your reward.
[03:47:49 AM] ~Napalm: *grabs shotgun*
[03:47:54 AM] 5pla5h: mac...
[03:48:04 AM] ddevans96z: damn it!
[03:48:05 AM] Kuross: lol
[03:48:10 AM] Drawdena: *yawn*
[03:48:10 AM] ddevans96z: their not shwoing up
[03:48:10 AM] Dragoon1140: Give them a minute Kuro. They'll solve it.
[03:48:18 AM] Kuroaitou: ^^
[03:48:20 AM] Malignant: Fuelair.
[03:48:25 AM] Malignant:
.
[03:48:50 AM] Drawdena: I'm tired. But i.. must reach 150 rating..
[03:48:53 AM] Memorystick: failure
[03:48:59 AM] Dragoon1140: There you go.
[03:49:00 AM] ddevans96z: ffs
[03:49:05 AM] Kuroaitou: XD
[03:49:08 AM] Dragoon1140: That. Was. Hilarious.
[03:49:14 AM] Memorystick: that's what I thought
[03:49:18 AM] Kuroaitou: *hears a sound* woooooosssssssshhhhhhhh~
[03:49:25 AM] Memorystick: jerks :glare:
[03:49:32 AM] 5pla5h: desync?
[03:49:33 AM] Kuroaitou: FCO power, unite! ^^
[03:49:34 AM] 5pla5h: wtf :/
[03:49:34 AM] Malignant: The card is a failure so no reward
?
[03:49:48 AM] QuantumT: how is an earth nymph going to help with that?
[03:49:53 AM] Dragoon1140: I'm sorry, but when ddevans said "HELL YES! NEW CARDS!" I couldn't resist saying the whole cache thing.
[03:49:53 AM] willng3: Trolls bothering you in chat? Please feel free to send any complaints to the council or Scaredgirl, and they'll see they get banned right away!
[03:50:10 AM] ddevans96z: why aren't the cards showing up?!
[03:50:17 AM] Kuroaitou: >_>
[03:50:22 AM] Killsdazombies: *pulls out shotgun*
[03:50:23 AM] ddevans96z: I have cleared my cache four freaking times.
[03:50:26 AM] Memorystick: except d1140 is on the council >_>
[03:50:29 AM] Memorystick: lmao
[03:50:32 AM] Dragoon1140: Give him a second...
[03:50:34 AM] willng3: *joins KDZ*
[03:50:34 AM] ~Napalm: x_x
[03:50:37 AM] Memorystick: ddevans, it's called "trolling"
[03:50:38 AM] Kuroaitou: & KDZ. And me.
[03:50:39 AM] Dragoon1140: SO is Kuro, Memory.
[03:50:41 AM] Wardead: Hello guys
[03:50:48 AM] Wardead: The Xenocider Is Back.
[03:50:48 AM] ~Napalm: I ALREADY PULLED OUT MY SHOTGUN!
[03:50:49 AM] ~Napalm: :glare:
[03:50:50 AM] Memorystick: *pulls out thumbtacs*
[03:50:54 AM] ji412jo: just a question like that
[03:50:54 AM] Dragoon1140: Wardead, you missed it. It was beautiful.
[03:50:59 AM] ji412jo: who are the chat mods?
[03:51:01 AM] ddevans96z: I don't care. I want new cards!
[03:51:03 AM] ji412jo: <--- back btw
[03:51:06 AM] willng3: Napalm, you're nothing but empty threats.
[03:51:06 AM] Killsdazombies: i have a ban hammar +, its the latest edition, and a shotgun.
[03:51:06 AM] Malignant: Dragoon = Stalker, Stalker1140.
[03:51:09 AM] ddevans96z: ....wait, I got trolled?
[03:51:15 AM] ddevans96z: :unhappy:
[03:51:15 AM] Wardead: Whaw Waz?
[03:51:17 AM] ~Napalm: Roflz
[03:51:17 AM] Memorystick: I felt it was only neccessary to mention one -.-'
[03:51:20 AM] Killsdazombies: yep dd
[03:51:20 AM] Memorystick: yes, ddevans
[03:51:21 AM] ~Napalm: That about sums it up
[03:51:27 AM] ddevans96z: *headdesk*
[03:51:30 AM] Legit: lol, timer restarted his computer
[03:51:31 AM] Legit: hahha
[03:51:32 AM] Dragoon1140: I'm sorry ddevans, me and Kuro read each others' minds to pull that one.
[03:51:45 AM] Wardead: Aww Drag + Napalm + Mem = Awesome
[03:51:48 AM] Malignant: Me telling about the development was a good enough hint
.
[03:52:00 AM] Memorystick: what, shotgun + shotgun + thumbtacks?
[03:52:01 AM] ddevans96z: screw you guys, I was so excited :unhappy:
[03:52:06 AM] Killsdazombies: your all trolls, thus bannable for up to a month
[03:52:08 AM] ddevans96z: I'm too damn gullible.
[03:52:12 AM] Kuroaitou: Poor Timer ^^
[03:52:15 AM] ~Napalm: lol
[03:52:15 AM] ji412jo: lol
[03:52:16 AM] willng3: I are no troll.
[03:52:17 AM] Malignant: Shothumgun.
[03:52:20 AM] ~Napalm: I fell for it for about 15 seconds
[03:52:24 AM] Killsdazombies: *evil laugh*
[03:52:31 AM] wizelsnarf: 1 month ban, no mercy
[03:52:34 AM] Dragoon1140: I got Timer to restart his whole computer? Oh. Lord. I can't stop laughing...
[03:52:42 AM] ~Napalm: And then I realized I was the one that started the mess x]
[03:52:43 AM] Wardead: What happened guyS?
[03:52:48 AM] Memorystick: you are so bloody evil >_>
[03:52:52 AM] Kuroaitou: For what it's worth, until Zanz comes back in mid-late December after the holiday break, new cards or development will be on standby. ^^;
[03:52:55 AM] Malignant: Check the history
.
[03:53:00 AM] Legit: Good thing I didn't clear my cache
[03:53:02 AM] Kuroaitou: @Napalm: Pretty much. XD
[03:53:02 AM] Wardead: I rly wan to know :angry:
[03:53:03 AM] Dragoon1140 [»] Kuroaitou: *High five* Good job!
[03:53:06 AM] Legit: xD
[03:53:08 AM] Killsdazombies: I freaking believed you for a second!
[03:53:17 AM] Memorystick: *points at history button*
[03:53:18 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: Boom baby!
[03:53:22 AM] Kuroaitou [»] Dragoon1140: That was fun, lmao
[03:53:26 AM] Memorystick: I think everyone did
[03:53:28 AM] Kuross: Man, is pvp buggy tonight or is it just me?
[03:53:32 AM] Dragoon1140: Must make a thread about this...
[03:53:34 AM] 5pla5h: and me
[03:53:34 AM] Drawdena: jsut you
[03:53:37 AM] Drawdena: Nope
[03:53:38 AM] willng3: As I said, I receive pranks on a daily basis so I wasn't fooled for a second ^_^
[03:53:39 AM] Killsdazombies: then i noticed i was in the trainer, and i knew you were lieing little bastards
[03:53:40 AM] Drawdena: It's just him
[03:53:43 AM] Memorystick: hey kuross
[03:53:49 AM] Drawdena: Even though everyones been complaining about it all night.
[03:53:51 AM] Memorystick: lulz
[03:53:51 AM] Drawdena: hahahaha
[03:53:52 AM] 5pla5h:
we cant even get a proper game
[03:53:56 AM] ji412jo: KDZ, will you host tourny tonight?
[03:53:58 AM] willng3: I can just smell a set up
[03:54:04 AM] Killsdazombies: idk
[03:54:06 AM] Kuross: Trying to do my 12 life comp and we've tried several times to get a gmae going
[03:54:10 AM] Malignant: Moar videos evil Dragoon1140.
[03:54:10 AM] Memorystick: *sets up will*
[03:54:19 AM] Memorystick: gmae >_>
[03:54:21 AM] ddevans96z: warmaster is a gullible idiot.
[03:54:26 AM] Kuross: the tourney is in an hour, right?
[03:54:27 AM] ~Napalm: lol
[03:54:28 AM] 5pla5h: i had the perfect hand for this deck
[03:54:28 AM] Kuroaitou: @willng3: Damn. ^^;
[03:54:30 AM] Dragoon1140: Just for you Malignant, I will make a video later.
[03:54:31 AM] ~Napalm: yep
[03:54:31 AM] willng3: *Points out that he is not the one being set up*
[03:54:33 AM] Memorystick: they set us up the bomb >_>
[03:54:35 AM] 5pla5h: and it was wasted by desync
[03:54:37 AM] ddevans96z: I even cleared my passwords.
[03:54:38 AM] 5pla5h: D:*
[03:54:39 AM] Legit: Don't worry, I believed the too
[03:54:41 AM] Wardead: I cant read the whole history
[03:54:43 AM] ji412jo: wait, have tourny times changed with daylight savings?
[03:54:44 AM] Legit: But I didn't take action
[03:54:44 AM] Kuroaitou: Well, as long as you didn't reformat your entire computer, everything was all for jest, eh? ^^;
[03:54:45 AM] Legit: xD
[03:54:45 AM] Kuroaitou: O.o
[03:54:47 AM] Wardead: Sum one Sum it up
[03:54:48 AM] Memorystick: lulz ddevans
[03:54:48 AM] Malignant: A video about how you are turning into a Trowl
?
[03:54:54 AM] 5pla5h: i dont think so
[03:55:04 AM] Kuroaitou: [20:32:33] ~Napalm: Zanz is Updating?
[03:55:09 AM] wizelsnarf: that was mean you guys
[03:55:09 AM] Memorystick: d1140 is a trowl eeng nowb?
[03:55:10 AM] ~Napalm: Yep
[03:55:11 AM] ji412jo: oh
[03:55:12 AM] ~Napalm: Blame me
[03:55:15 AM] ~Napalm: I started it...
[03:55:17 AM] Kuroaitou: [20:32:55] Dragoon1140: Yea, the servers are temporarily down. Patience folks, it will be up soon.
[03:55:19 AM] TimerClock14: meh
[03:55:21 AM] ji412jo: they will be at midnight instead of 1 am
[03:55:23 AM] 5pla5h: and hi ji4
[03:55:25 AM] Dragoon1140: For a second, yes, Memory.
[03:55:26 AM] Kuroaitou: [20:34:01] Kuroaitou: Oh shit, NEW CARDS. Cloak, Silence, and Lafirue! >.>
[03:55:27 AM] ~Napalm: I put the gears in motion... x]
[03:55:28 AM] Kuroaitou: The setup.
[03:55:29 AM] TimerClock14: i fell for it
[03:55:37 AM] Legit: hi timer
[03:55:42 AM] Killsdazombies: bâtard mal <-- dragoons new nick name
[03:55:43 AM] Memorystick: they set us up the cards
[03:55:45 AM] Dragoon1140: *Is making thread*
[03:55:48 AM] ddevans96z: dragoon, make that thread now.
[03:55:48 AM] Memorystick: >_>
[03:55:50 AM] TimerClock14: but i needed to update stuff anyway
[03:55:53 AM] ji412jo: hi splash
[03:55:56 AM] Memorystick: X3
[03:55:59 AM] ji412jo: so how you liking water team?
[03:56:01 AM] ~Napalm: Guys
[03:56:08 AM] ~Napalm: you need to copy/paste that
[03:56:13 AM] willng3: Girls
[03:56:13 AM] ~Napalm: and post it on the forums