Best chat bot Q&A

[Calindu]

Basically what the title say.
The command for Question bot is !eightball and question after it.

Example:

[21:28] <mesaprotector> !eightball is vagman's computer ever going to die again?
[21:28] <GameServ> All signs point to yes.

[Laxadarap]

Don't have the timestamps (it was yesterday)

Laxadarap: !eightball Should Will where pants more?
Gameserv: No!

[UnderneathTheLens]

[17:02] <thispersonisagenius> !eightball Should I do my homework?
[17:02] <GameServ> Definitely.

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[17:03] <thispersonisagenius> !eightball Should I regard the last fortune you gave me as false?
[17:03] <GameServ> Never.
[17:03] <thispersonisagenius> Shoot.
[17:03] <thispersonisagenius> !eightball How about that last one?
[17:03] <GameServ> Sometime in the near future.
[17:03] <Arwulf> but the only explanation is that decks should consist of 'opposing forces' cards.
[17:03] <thispersonisagenius> !eightball why not now?
[17:03] <GameServ> No chance at all!
[17:03] <thispersonisagenius> !eightball YOu're stupid.
[17:03] <GameServ> Of course!
[17:03] <Arwulf> can someone tell me where to find what that means?
[17:03] <+n00b> !eightball Do people seem to be abusing the eightball function?
[17:03] <GameServ> Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[Coffeeditto]

[17:11] <+Coffeeditto> !Eightball Does UTAlan molest kitties and waffles?
[17:11] <GameServ> Of course!

[Calindu]

There's another one:

[12:16] <Calindu> !eightball The tourney will be official?
[12:16] <GameServ> All signs point to yes.

[RavingRabbid]

[11:46] <Rav> !eightball Spare some change?
[11:46] <GameServ> That's a question you should ask yourself.

[Ilias22]

I wannt him back...now when we type !eightball nothing happens...

[vrt]

I'm sure that had nothing to do with people much like yourself spamming the hell out of it.

[ddevans96]

If you want eightball so much, I set up GameServ on the channel #dd-hideout

[PlayerOa]

[17:37] <vagman> !eightball will we have you back in etg chat ever ?
[17:37] <GameServ> Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

woop woop

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[17:38] <Luminous> !eightball kick youssef!
[17:38] <GameServ> Of course!