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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg313946#msg313946
« Reply #120 on: April 17, 2011, 06:04:28 pm »
jmdt and vrt aren't really gone, they're on a mission to beat chuck norris :o
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg315366#msg315366
« Reply #121 on: April 19, 2011, 01:27:11 pm »
The only math Chuck Norris knows is "Everything<Chuck Norris"
everything includes himself so thats impossible thus i dont know
it may seem impossible, but chuck norris can even divide by 0 and knows the final digit of pi
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg315604#msg315604
« Reply #122 on: April 19, 2011, 08:15:59 pm »
The only math Chuck Norris knows is "Everything<Chuck Norris"
everything includes himself so thats impossible thus i dont know
it may seem impossible, but chuck norris can even divide by 0 and knows the final digit of pi
everyone can divide by 0 its always gonna be 0, the final number in pi is pi

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg315617#msg315617
« Reply #123 on: April 19, 2011, 08:35:29 pm »
Chuck Norris can breathe in a cigar and his lungs get stronger, as it builds immunity

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg315621#msg315621
« Reply #124 on: April 19, 2011, 08:49:36 pm »
Chuck Norris can breathe in a cigar and his lungs get stronger, as it builds immunity
but he then gets bladder,pancreas throat, and mouth cancer and ulcers

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg315724#msg315724
« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2011, 10:53:03 pm »
I give MacGuyver-
-a case of Red Bull
-a sonic screwdriver
-Nepycros' Mindgate Necklace
-three hours in a infinite room filled with MacGyver-ey type stuff.

He creates 8452 different infinitely deadly items. Each of them is given to a uber-ninja. Each uber-ninja attacks Chuck Norris, who is blindfolded.
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