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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg299133#msg299133
« Reply #84 on: March 27, 2011, 12:16:26 pm »
If Chuck Norris could find Jackie Chan, he would throw him at Bruce Lee, then both at everyone else.... and so the apocalypse began.
Erm, you know Chuck Norris was trained by Jackie Chan right?

Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg299880#msg299880
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2011, 05:23:23 am »
If Chuck Norris could find Jackie Chan, he would throw him at Bruce Lee, then both at everyone else.... and so the apocalypse began.
Erm, you know Chuck Norris was trained by Jackie Chan right?
Sir Norris didn't need to be trained. He was born awesome. He was born to pwn people.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg299956#msg299956
« Reply #86 on: March 28, 2011, 09:17:46 am »
so that means bruce lee is VERY awesome.  :))
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg300039#msg300039
« Reply #87 on: March 28, 2011, 01:07:23 pm »
hmmmm 0_0! AMAZO! Amazo actually has a legit chance of beating Chuck. alls he has to do is teleport him into the largest star in space...or teleport that star into Chuck Norris....
Then the star would be destroyed, and Amazo after it.

or teleport him in half, use his own round house kick against him, grow a beard, teleport chuck Norris's upper half into his lower half,ect.
Chuck Norris can't be split. He's made of only one indivisible piece, called The Chuck. He can also regenerate any part of his body (that was damaged because HE wanted so).

he doesn't need to touch him or even look at him to teleport him. btw he is always as strong as his opponents, the stronger his opponent the harder he is to kill.
Chuck doesn't need to touch or even look at his opponents to kill them, but he does so because he enjoys roundhouse-kicking people.
And the stronger his opponents, the stronger he roundhouse-kicks them.

if he fought Brainiac he will become impossible to kill!
And then Chuck would kill it. It would be interesting to see how Brainiac can't adapt to Chuck's roundhouse-kicks (because it's impossible to adapt to them).

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg300069#msg300069
« Reply #88 on: March 28, 2011, 01:43:49 pm »
a burrowed pest can suck the  :life out of chuck norris, and all the  :life sucking would bore chuck to death
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg300110#msg300110
« Reply #89 on: March 28, 2011, 03:30:55 pm »
a burrowed pest can suck the  :life out of chuck norris, and all the  :life sucking would bore chuck to death
Chuck Norris has no  :life left in him.  :death is just to afraid to tell him. Your pest can take all the :time in the  :underworld sucking the  :life out of Chuck Norris, but chuck norris isnt made of  :life. He's made of blood. Your blood. And all the other countless victims he has taken.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg301518#msg301518
« Reply #90 on: March 30, 2011, 04:13:35 pm »
a burrowed pest can suck the  :life out of chuck norris, and all the  :life sucking would bore chuck to death
Chuck Norris has no  :life left in him.  :death is just to afraid to tell him. Your pest can take all the :time in the  :underworld sucking the  :life out of Chuck Norris, but chuck norris isnt made of  :life. He's made of blood. Your blood. And all the other countless victims he has taken.
Also, Chuck Norris can unburrow the Pest before it burrows, because he can go back in :time, then he would take all the :life and the :darkness out from the Pest just because he thinks it's fun.
And actually, Chuck Norris is only made of Chuck Norris, and taking out all the Chuck Norris from Chuck Norris is like moving him inside you, thus you -the Pest- die instantly.

Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg302118#msg302118
« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2011, 06:26:48 am »
And then, furthermore, Pests are too terrified to burrow in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg303294#msg303294
« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2011, 07:31:13 pm »
i send Cthulu, dark lord of madness to send chuck norris into a dark oblivions
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg303895#msg303895
« Reply #93 on: April 02, 2011, 02:40:07 pm »
i send Cthulu, dark lord of madness to send chuck norris into a dark oblivions
Cthulu went mad because he saw Chuck Norris. He tried getting all the darkness in the world so he could hide from him.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg303923#msg303923
« Reply #94 on: April 02, 2011, 03:46:32 pm »
Chuck Norris can be beaten by using a Parrallel Universe on him and making him fight his clone.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304375#msg304375
« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2011, 01:05:49 am »
Chuck Norris can be beaten by using a Parrallel Universe on him and making him fight his clone.
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