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Alzaya-God Of Thunder

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg284532#msg284532
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2011, 09:08:37 am »
On Elements, Chuck Norris could beat Divine Glory, Obliterator, Dream Catcher, Akebono, Hecate, Hermes, Jezebel, Eternal Phoenix, Ferox and Elidnis... all at once... with only one card.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg284555#msg284555
« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2011, 09:50:29 am »
Quote from: Alzaya-God Of Thunder on March 06, 2011, 09:08:37 am
On Elements, Chuck Norris could beat Divine Glory, Obliterator, Dream Catcher, Akebono, Hecate, Hermes, Jezebel, Eternal Phoenix, Ferox and Elidnis... all at once... with only one card.
What about CL, Decay, LionHeart, Scorpio, Morte, etc?
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg284601#msg284601
« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2011, 11:15:35 am »
He left them for us...
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg284679#msg284679
« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2011, 02:31:42 pm »
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg284708#msg284708
« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2011, 03:33:20 pm »
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already mentioned but whatever :)
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg285429#msg285429
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2011, 03:08:22 pm »
Lightning isnt caused by thunderclouds. Lightning is formed by the remaining power of a chuck norris roundhouse kick.  The thunder is actually the clouds crying in fear
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg285511#msg285511
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2011, 05:20:11 pm »
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Alzaya-God Of Thunder

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg286026#msg286026
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2011, 07:49:14 am »
Chuck Norris doesn't need to hunt for tigers if he was lost in India. The tigers would be so scared that they'd just drop dead.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg286238#msg286238
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2011, 04:57:02 pm »
Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg286406#msg286406
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2011, 09:35:56 pm »
Chuck Norris has 2 speed levels: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

For Chuck, it isn't sex if the woman women survive.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg299047#msg299047
« Reply #82 on: March 27, 2011, 06:49:02 am »
hmmmm 0_0! AMAZO! Amazo actually has a legit chance of beating Chuck. alls he has to do is teleport him into the largest star in space...or teleport that star into Chuck Norris.... or teleport him in half, use his own round house kick against him, grow a beard, teleport chuck Norris's upper half into his lower half,ect. his teleportation ability is very useful in the fight against chuck, he doesn't need to touch him or even look at him to teleport him. btw he is always as strong as his opponents, the stronger his opponent the harder he is to kill.

if he fought Brainiac he will become impossible to kill!

i am a big DC universe dork, cant you tell?
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg299055#msg299055
« Reply #83 on: March 27, 2011, 07:23:52 am »
If Chuck Norris could find Jackie Chan, he would throw him at Bruce Lee, then both at everyone else.... and so the apocalypse began.
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