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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg282560#msg282560
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2011, 09:09:05 pm »
Quote from: Sug81 on March 03, 2011, 06:02:58 pm
Even Chuck Norris would like to be the man you are describing.
Actually, he likes being Chuck Norris. He is Chuck Norris and God is God because Chuck had to pick first...

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a spider. After 2 weeks of agony and pain... the spider died.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg282571#msg282571
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2011, 09:21:14 pm »
y call Sir Ronk Cuhc ...
but whait sir ronk chuc? sirronkchuc? sirron kchuc?
damm he is chuck norris  :)) :)) :))
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg282666#msg282666
« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2011, 12:19:36 am »
Chuck norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, and found waldo
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283111#msg283111
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2011, 03:28:16 pm »
Put Chuck Norris at China, he'll get banned in a sec xD
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283178#msg283178
« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2011, 05:37:25 pm »
Chuck Norris defeated all Fake Gods with a deck made of 3 poker cards, a bus ticket, a few Uno cards, and a driver's license.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283187#msg283187
« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2011, 05:58:26 pm »
Quote from: BluePriest on March 04, 2011, 12:19:36 am
Chuck norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, and found waldo
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo hides.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283229#msg283229
« Reply #54 on: March 04, 2011, 06:52:15 pm »
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chuck Norris' stare will kill me.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283652#msg283652
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2011, 06:44:23 am »
Quote from: killybob on March 04, 2011, 06:52:15 pm
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chuck Norris' stare will kill me.
To hell with kill you. It will cause the apocalypse.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283756#msg283756
« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2011, 11:19:58 am »
Chuck Norris finished “Metal Slug” with only one coin!
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283866#msg283866
« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2011, 04:50:04 pm »
Chuck Norris is dead for a long time now... just the Reaper is afraid to tell him
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283894#msg283894
« Reply #58 on: March 05, 2011, 05:21:17 pm »
Chuck Norris always wins. Even when he loses...

by the way this topic seems to be evolving from beat chuck norris into chuck norris jokes. i approve :D.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg283912#msg283912
« Reply #59 on: March 05, 2011, 05:42:46 pm »
We're just stating why you can't beat Chuck Norris! :D
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