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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304441#msg304441
« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2011, 03:15:33 am »
Chuck Norris can be beaten by using a Parrallel Universe on him and making him fight his clone.
Chuck Norris Is immaterial and cant be targeted by spells
then i use a supa fire shield causing 1337 damage if he dares to attack anyone outside the small fire dome around him

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304449#msg304449
« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2011, 03:36:42 am »
Chuck Norris Also has momentum... and adrenaline for that matter. He also has destroy, mutation, and every other passive/active ability.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304459#msg304459
« Reply #98 on: April 03, 2011, 03:58:19 am »
Chuck Norris Also has momentum... and adrenaline for that matter. He also has destroy, mutation, and every other passive/active ability.
i use lobotomize biyatch all he has is momentum and i unmomentomize his ass and cast pk starstorm mofo(wow that was supa ghetto)

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304465#msg304465
« Reply #99 on: April 03, 2011, 04:06:01 am »

Chuck Norris Is immaterial and cant be targeted by spells
Remember this? lol
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304468#msg304468
« Reply #100 on: April 03, 2011, 04:08:51 am »
Chuck Norris Is immaterial and cant be targeted by spells
Remember this? lol
ya know i hate you but i can somehow get through this. how about i destroy walker texas ranger which destroys his fame destroys chuck norris jokes which makes him weak and i use PK STARSTORM

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg304579#msg304579
« Reply #101 on: April 03, 2011, 10:26:57 am »
Chuck Norris Is immaterial and cant be targeted by spells
Remember this? lol
ya know i hate you but i can somehow get through this. how about i destroy walker texas ranger which destroys his fame destroys chuck norris jokes which makes him weak and i use PK STARSTORM
Chuck Norris destroys Walker Texas Ranger before you and gains a level during the destruction not only beating you at your own game but increasing his strength past the need for fame.

Then Chuck Norris becomes infintely more famous anyways for not only mastering PK Starstorm but improving upon it. He is so famous now all cities, towns, states, countries and women are named Chuck.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg305745#msg305745
« Reply #102 on: April 05, 2011, 02:55:45 am »
Chuck Norris suddenly gets Fractal'ed, and mindgate copies all of his moves.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg306085#msg306085
« Reply #103 on: April 05, 2011, 06:04:02 pm »
Chuck Norris suddenly gets Fractal'ed, and mindgate copies all of his moves.
Assuming Chuck wasn't immortal...

He would round house kick you back in time and tell you to pick a different move.

Failure to do so would result in all Chucks combining and forming ChuckTRON. A being so powerful and manly all appendages boast a beard. All of them.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg306171#msg306171
« Reply #104 on: April 05, 2011, 08:29:16 pm »
A being so powerful and manly all appendages boast a beard. All of them.
Woah, that's disturbing.

Anyways, Chuck can be beaten by a wizard. Magic defies chuck Norris.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg306390#msg306390
« Reply #105 on: April 06, 2011, 02:22:19 am »
Chucks Beard is all the magic he needs. Its level 1337 magic.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg306502#msg306502
« Reply #106 on: April 06, 2011, 05:48:56 am »
I get chuck singing "the song that never ends" and he get's stuck in an endless loop.

Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg306646#msg306646
« Reply #107 on: April 06, 2011, 12:26:21 pm »
Sorry, Wrek, but he would see right through your little trick. His perception level is 1337. 1337 is also his strength, brain power, stamina,  speed and so on.

 

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