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Ekki · « **Reply #60 on:** March 05, 2011, 07:43:08 pm »

Actually, we're teaching people why Chuck Norris is so awesome. Because we all know that Chuck Norris can't be beaten.

Whatever. Chuck Norris can kill two bullets with a bird.

killybob · « **Reply #61 on:** March 06, 2011, 12:05:17 am »

damn right we are. this is turning into a religion. BP will have to move this topic to it's correct location

anyway... chuck once found santa in his house on christmas day. santa now sneaks down the chimney

BluePriest · « **Reply #62 on:** March 06, 2011, 12:24:40 am »

I use 24 immortal Otyughs with 6 HP and a PA'd Gravity Shield, while I had 500 HP.

TheForbiddenOracle · « **Reply #63 on:** March 06, 2011, 12:30:24 am »

Chuck Norris is so beast Hermes toughest destroyer would crumble before even touched.

icecoldbro · « **Reply #64 on:** March 06, 2011, 12:32:45 am »

Quote from: BluePriest on March 06, 2011, 12:24:40 am

I use 24 immortal Otyughs with 6 HP and a PA'd Gravity Shield, while I had 500 HP.

Chuck Norris cant be stopped therefore, he has momentum and does like over 9000 damage a turn u lose.

killybob · « **Reply #65 on:** March 06, 2011, 12:36:01 am »

Chuck Norris doesn't lock his car when he gets out... it locks it self cuz it's scared that he will get back in

i summon a genetically enhanced version of chuck that is better in every way!

Sug81 · « **Reply #66 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:14:06 am »

The Chuck Norris went to Mars. Thats why there is no life there...

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Chuck Norris very often donates blood to the "Doctors Vithout Borders", but just never is his own...

killybob · « **Reply #67 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:30:01 am »

chuck norris didn't say no to drugs, drugs said no to chuck

Sug81 · « **Reply #68 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:34:54 am »

It has been said that if you look in the eyes of Chuck Norris you will learn your future. Unfortunately, the future of all is always the same ... Death from a twisted face kicking.

TheForbiddenOracle · « **Reply #69 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:18:16 am »

There was a video of Chuck Norris on youtube; he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

BluePriest · « **Reply #70 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:54:50 am »

Quote from: TheForbiddenOracle on March 06, 2011, 02:18:16 am

There was a video of Chuck Norris on youtube; he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

He also delivered a kick that could shatter bones
into the crotch of indiana jones

Sug81 · « **Reply #71 on:** March 06, 2011, 08:37:27 am »

Before Chuck Norris Elements False God were real….

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