Beat Chuck Norris

[Werdbooty]

Well, according to Lemon Demon, it took the combined might of Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, along with Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, as well as Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy butt.

Yeah. If you haven't heard it yet, go check out the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (

).

[BluePriest]

Well, according to Lemon Demon, it took the combined might of Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, along with Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, as well as Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy butt.

Yeah. If you haven't heard it yet, go check out the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (

).

Chuck Norris doesnt play games. The only Language Chuck Norris Understands is Blood and Pain.

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All attack Chuck Norris

He would burp the Gorgon, but even more powerful. Bye Gandalf.
He can hang up Mussolini with his left toe.
Robocop and Terminator can't handle his iron fist. A hole in both of them.
Darth Vader can't understand the dark side as Chuck Norris. He created the dark side... Using paint.
Superman died to Doomsday. Know what? Chuck Norris is the Doomsday, but the true one.
The Power Rangers (and his Transformers or whatever they were called) lose all their powers because of Chuck Norris' superior power.
The rest die by a roundhouse kick. Except Hulk Hogan. We all know that they can't be less than 10 foot within themselves or their awesomeness would end the world. But Chuck Norris can breathe Void.

If I have to say something that beats Chuck Norris, I guess Bruce Lee is the closest, he beat him once...

ninjad?

[Werdbooty]

*facedesk*

I am ninja-fodder. Sigh. Need to stop skipping pages in threads.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

LIGHTNING STRIKEs can destroy everything! Including Chuck Norris' very own brain!

[Ekki]

LIGHTNING STRIKEs can destroy everything! Including Chuck Norris' very own brain!

But Chuck Norris can live without his brain. Actually, he could live in your nightmares, even in Freddy Crueger's nigthmares. Actually, he does. The only thing he needs is a roundhouse kick. *roundhouse kicks 'till dead*


I summon Obelisk The Tormentor, Slypher and Ra (Yu-Gi-Oh! cards) to -try to- kick Chuck Norris' ass.

[TStar]

Chuck Norris is already.  His existence is just a myth perpetuated by his sheer awesomeness.

Damn you Bruce Lee.....

(Just in case some of you never got to see the epic battle)

[Ekki]

Chuck Norris is already.  His existence is just a myth perpetuated by his sheer awesomeness.

Damn you Bruce Lee.....

(Just in case some of you never got to see the epic battle)

Yeah, I already proposed that:

If I have to say something that beats Chuck Norris, I guess Bruce Lee is the closest, he beat him once...

Bruce lee Suffered Long Term Damage from the roundhouse kick Chuck norris gave him ill die in the year 2012. Also known as the end of the world.

Anyways, we all know that Chuck Norris let Bruce Lee win. Also, have you heard that Bruce died from "unknown reasons"?

I call the meteorite from Armaggedon, but 15x times bigger, firing Lazzzors and with over a thousand aliens with nuclear weapons and plasma breathe, all going to fall over Chuck Norris while he's sleeping.

[PlayerOa]

Well, win.
Because is everything, and Chuck Norris will die sometime.

[Ekki]

Well, win.
Because is everything, and Chuck Norris will won't die sometime.

fix'd.
Also:

Reverse Time... Nuff said

Chuck Norris doesn't obey Time, actually, Time obeys Chuck Norris, so he can destroy Time. Also, that wouldn't matter since Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris since the beggining of Time (and even before, Chuck Norris created Time when he wanted the things that he roundhouse kicked to explode, a.k.a. The Big Bang)

My turn. Again.

I call the meteorite from Armaggedon, but 15x times bigger, firing Lazzzors and with over a thousand aliens with nuclear weapons and plasma breathe, all going to fall over Chuck Norris while he's sleeping.

[nilsieboy]

godzilla can eat chuck norris, obama will look very scary at him so he'll cry and at the end my grandma'll throw some cupcakes to his head (yea it's in the family). even chuck norris can't beat that !

[Olidot]

Chuck Norris eats Godzilla, makes Barack Obama cry and throws punches at your grandma (better than cupcakes )

I cut off Chuck Norris' legs, and roundhouse kick him with them.

[killybob]

he grow a new pair seconds after you cut them off and roundhouse kicks you first. besides noone can even lift an atom of chuck norris' body.

i summon SG to lock him in her basement!