Beat Chuck Norris

[manaboy100]

I'm calling every P-P-Pookemooon! Power Ranger, Ultraman, and Zanz

[Ekki]

I'm calling every P-P-Pookemooon! Power Ranger, Ultraman, and Zanz

Pokemon? Chuck Norris catches 'em all!!... with a box of shoes.

Power Rangers? Ultraman? Chuck becomes giant and roundhouse kick the Zords and dunno who is Ultraman, but he is not awesome enough.

And Zanz, well, Zanz beat Chuck in an Elements the Game match, but again, before that happens, Chuck makes EtG dissappear, because he can hack the pentagon with a Win95 without Internet connection... Or he could release Antagon and let him kill Zanz (in a match).
Whatever, Chuck can kill them in real life before they try to do anything.


Oh, also... I call the Fantastic Four, Spiderman, the X-Men, Galactus, Professor Charles Xavier and the rest of Marvel Heroes and Villains to try to kill Chuck.

[BluePriest]

Oh, also... I call the Fantastic Four, Spiderman, the X-Men, Galactus, Professor Charles Xavier and the rest of Marvel Heroes and Villains to try to kill Chuck.

Chuck Norris's roundhouse Kick is more fantastic than any 4 people.
Galactus may eat planets, but no one can consume the power of chuck norris and live to tell the tale.
After controlling Chuck norris's mind for half a second, Xavier committed suicide in fear of the power he felt.
All the marvel Heroes/villains succeeded, however, Death was too afraid to tell Chuck that he died, and so killed all of marvel so he wouldnt have to. 

The Powerpuff Girls, Care Bares, Barney, and Elmo try to kill chuck norris.

[killybob]

chuck norris punches the power puff girls with a secret fist in his beard. the care bears almost kill him by smothering him but eventually he prevails using his fiery breath. elmo gets scared and backs out but chuck delivers him to hell anyway. barny becomes extinct when our man boots him so hard up the rectum that his foot flies through barny's head

i send a larger than life, even more powerful clone of chuck norris

[achangeofpace]

I call on MagnaAngemon!!!!

Gate of Destiny sends Chuck Norris to an alternate dimmension where he rules.

[$$$man]

chuck norris punches the power puff girls with a secret fist in his beard. the care bears almost kill him by smothering him but eventually he prevails using his fiery breath. elmo gets scared and backs out but chuck delivers him to hell anyway. barny becomes extinct when our man boots him so hard up the rectum that his foot flies through barny's head

i send a larger than life, even more powerful clone of chuck norris

Chuck norris IS chuck norris's clone. Therefore all chuck norris has to do is sweettalk himself into dieing, and then revive the original.

I call Antagon, SG, Chriskang, Zanz, the 12 masters, and Zeru to whoop on CR,

[Ekki]

I call on MagnaAngemon!!!!

Gate of Destiny sends Chuck Norris to an alternate dimmension where he rules.

Chuck Norris destroys that Dimmension and comes back to kick Magnaangemon all around the house (because a regular roundhouse kick would be too much)

I call Antagon, SG, Chriskang, Zanz, the 12 masters, and Zeru to whoop on CR,

Zeru isn't one of the 12 masters? 
Also, why do you think ScaredGirl is scared? (it's both Antagon and Chuck Norris)
For Zanz, I quote myself:

And Zanz, well, Zanz beat Chuck in an Elements the Game match, but again, before that happens, Chuck makes EtG dissappear, because he can hack the pentagon with a Win95 without Internet connection... Or he could release Antagon and let him kill Zanz (in a match). Antagon will come later
Whatever, Chuck can kill him in real life before they try to do anything.

Sorry, who's Chriskang? ??? anyways, roundhouse kick.
Chuck can defeat the 12 masters and Zeru in a match using this deck:

Code: [Select]

roundhouse kick(check the deck code and mark)

About Antagon... IDK, but to quote myself again:

Except Hulk Hogan Antagon. We all know that they can't be less than 10 foot within themselves or in a EtG match or their awesomeness would end the world. But Chuck Norris can breathe Void.

I say that the 300 spartans can defeat him, but with the weapons from Halo.

[Time_lord_victorius]

i send doctor manhatten to fight chuck norris, the world implodes in the sheer power of each staring at the other for both control the essence of reality and therefor the universe divides by zero

[Ekki]

i send doctor manhatten to fight chuck norris, the world implodes in the sheer power of each staring at the other for both control the essence of reality and therefor the universe divides by zero

Actually, Chuck Norris can destroy reality, and divide by zero with his fist. Then he can remake the universe (without Doctor Manhattan) with hair from his beard.

NOTE: Chuck Norris don't destroy existence very regularly because he wants to have things to destroy.

I am still sending the 300 spartans armed with Halo weapons against Chuck Norris.

[Time_lord_victorius]

chuck norris snaps his fingers and use steal on all the weapons and then gives them animate weapon to destroy the spartans

[migster99]

Reverse Time... Nuff said

[Ekki]

Reverse Time... Nuff said

Chuck Norris doesn't obey Time, actually, Time obeys Chuck Norris, so he can destroy Time. Also, that wouldn't matter since Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris since the beggining of Time (and even before, Chuck Norris created Time when he wanted the things that he roundhouse kicked to explode, a.k.a. The Big Bang)