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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg306896#msg306896
« Reply #108 on: April 06, 2011, 08:24:37 pm »
Dragon Ball Z characters can beat him:
Some have power levels of OVER 9000! vs. Chuck Norris's 1337.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg307175#msg307175
« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2011, 01:18:16 am »
they might have 9001 power level but chuck has a gun that shoots automatically instead og having to charge it up for 24 hours

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg307260#msg307260
« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2011, 02:48:21 am »
I play 268 SoG and increase my life to 1338 through granite skin. Then I play Eternity and cast protect artifact on it and deck Chuck out.

Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg307443#msg307443
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2011, 09:20:58 am »
But Chuck used growth and got to 1339/1339 and owned you. Hard.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg308673#msg308673
« Reply #112 on: April 09, 2011, 06:40:15 am »
i made malignant RoL's (that stack on the same creature slot) and momentum-proof Hopes.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg311473#msg311473
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2011, 01:45:49 am »
easy rain of fire+ chuck equals death.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg311477#msg311477
« Reply #114 on: April 14, 2011, 01:48:48 am »
i summon 0.5 of a chuck norris. because chuck norris can beat two of himself, it stands to reason that half a chuck norris could beat four of himself, and as i am facing a chuck norris, my chuck norris will be three times as good as your chuck norris.
here's to not getting math!!!
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg311478#msg311478
« Reply #115 on: April 14, 2011, 01:49:19 am »
I saw that the most recent post was in a thread about Chuck Norris and happened 42 seconds ago. Talk about total awesomeness.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg312834#msg312834
« Reply #116 on: April 16, 2011, 09:26:25 am »
i summon 0.5 of a chuck norris. because chuck norris can beat two of himself, it stands to reason that half a chuck norris could beat four of himself, and as i am facing a chuck norris, my chuck norris will be three times as good as your chuck norris.
here's to not getting math!!!
It's not that the math is wrong it's that you could never have a Chuck Norris.

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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg312911#msg312911
« Reply #117 on: April 16, 2011, 01:13:26 pm »
because chuck norris is awesome, math is the embodiment of chuck norris, as math is awesome, therefore bad math has to be the embodiment of two chuck norrisses as it is thrice as good as good math.
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg313425#msg313425
« Reply #118 on: April 17, 2011, 02:43:51 am »
The only math Chuck Norris knows is "Everything<Chuck Norris"
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Re: Beat Chuck Norris https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=20735.msg313427#msg313427
« Reply #119 on: April 17, 2011, 02:44:51 am »
The only math Chuck Norris knows is "Everything<Chuck Norris"
everything includes himself so thats impossible thus i dont know

 

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