Beat Chuck Norris

[BluePriest]

The goal of this is simple. Beat Chuck Norris by whatever means necessary.

After somone states something that can "beat" him, you have to post why it wont work.

ex from the Superhero Thread

Problem sleuth.

(Think he's beatable?  He single handedly split millions and trillions of time into the past and future, single handedly becoming every molecule in the universe.  He's omnipotent.  Beat /that/)

Chuck Norris could beat him, only with one finger... Of the toe, but he is out of this competition, because HE wants, because if he wanted, he would be in here, and that would be a definitive "Thread closed"

But I guess Goku could make a henkidama and beat him anyways... He was capable to destroy the Earth even since the battle against Vegeta, so only Super Saiyan should be enough

Chuck Norris and Goku are made out of billions of Problem Slueths.  Try again.

Actually Chuck Norris isn't made of, he just un-make things, I guess goku could be, though...
Anyways... IDK, next

[Korugar]

Iron Fist. Think Chuck is the best martial artist ever? Think again.

[BluePriest]

Iron Fist. Think Chuck is the best martial artist ever? Think again.

Chuck Norris Can Melt iron with his red hot sweat.

[Bloodshadow]

Beat Chuck Norris? Simple, just go to Soviet Russia. Everything is backwards there.

Soviet Russia is also the only place where you can win the Game. In Soviet Russia, the Game loses you!

[zyz1]

chuck Norris is a multi cultured person and is quite accomplished in the russian  culture

[YawnChainHow]

I strike against him forcefully and repeatedly. Whether or not I survive is not an issue, because I have already satisfied a dictionary definition of "beat".

Bam.

[Essence]

Chuck Norris can threaten dictionaries into rewriting themselves.  Problem, Webster?


I would like to submit, for Chuck Norris beating pleasure, the two most powerfully powergamed characters ever created for any edition of Dungeons and Dragons: The Wish and The Word (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/The_Wish_and_the_Word_(3.5e_Optimized_Character_Build)), created by some old friends of mine, Frank Trollman (yes, that's his real name) and K (no that's not.)

[BluePriest]

Chuck Norris doesnt play games. The only Language Chuck Norris Understands is Blood and Pain.

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All attack Chuck Norris

[Ekki]

Chuck Norris doesnt play games. The only Language Chuck Norris Understands is Blood and Pain.

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All attack Chuck Norris

He would burp the Gorgon, but even more powerful. Bye Gandalf.
He can hang up Mussolini with his left toe.
Robocop and Terminator can't handle his iron fist. A hole in both of them.
Darth Vader can't understand the dark side as Chuck Norris. He created the dark side... Using paint.
Superman died to Doomsday. Know what? Chuck Norris is the Doomsday, but the true one.
The Power Rangers (and his Transformers or whatever they were called) lose all their powers because of Chuck Norris' superior power.
The rest die by a roundhouse kick. Except Hulk Hogan. We all know that they can't be less than 10 foot within themselves or their awesomeness would end the world. But Chuck Norris can breathe Void.

If I have to say something that beats Chuck Norris, I guess Bruce Lee is the closest, he beat him once...

[BluePriest]

If I have to say something that beats Chuck Norris, I guess Bruce Lee is the closest, he beat him once...

Bruce lee Suffered Long Term Damage from the roundhouse kick Chuck norris gave him ill die in the year 2012. Also known as the end of the world.

Goku can destroy a planet and go Super Saiyen 5

[Ekki]

Goku can destroy a planet and go Super Saiyen 5

Chuck Norris can go mad and destroy the very existence just because.
He also killed Gogeta Super Saiyen 5 only by pointing at him and saying "BOOM!". And Gogeta>>Goku.

What about The League of Justice? They are like >1000 superheros like Superman, Batman, more than a dozen of Green lanterns and one martian.

[Korugar]

League of Justice? I don't think I've ever heard it been called that before....

Anyway, Chuck Norris wins because he's real and they aren't.