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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1225575#msg1225575
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2016, 05:15:10 pm »
What was the result of the meeting between the Fireflies and Rustlers? Just a Light snack
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1238544#msg1238544
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2016, 07:51:43 pm »
Why is the Lava Golem not growing?

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Because it just got Un"earth"ed.
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1238645#msg1238645
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2016, 07:16:08 pm »
Why does the Life user always faint during races?

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Because he Cockatries too hard.

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Once there was a lovely couple named Moon and Star. Moon owned a very special sword that had been passed down through the generations, and he always kept it next to his bed for protection.

However, this sword was very coveted, and thieves often broke into their house trying to take it. Luckily, Moon was a light sleeper and would wake up in time to prevent the robbers from taking it.

One early morning, Moon woke up at the crack of dawn to take a short walk around the block. As Moon stepped outside, he noticed a piece of paper on their doorstep. It read,"When your sword breaks, you will receive a newer and better one. Sincerely, Sword Insurance" Moon thought it was strange since he didn't have sword insurance, but he shrugged it off and took his walk.

Once he returned home, he went straight to his bed to check on the sword. It was fine, but he suddenly heard a noise behind him. He turned around holding the sword to find himself face to face with two masked men. It was clear they were after the sword. They charged at him together, but Moon fended them off easily, as he was a very skilled swordsman who could handle far more than two foes. He quickly took the first one down. But, as he was stabbing the second, the robber twisted in pain and the sword snapped. Moon stared at it in disbelief as the second thief fell to the ground with a thud. It was then that his wife woke up and gasped at the scene. Moon looked over at her, still holding the broken sword, and smiled sorrowfully as he thought back to what the note on the doorsteps said.

"Well, it's been a good morning, Star."
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