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Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1036599#msg1036599
« on: January 29, 2013, 05:05:55 pm »
Please, post here any bad jokes, puns based on element themes -- it is also OK to post good jokes as long as its based on some EtG card names or concepts.

I'll start:

What's the most powerful  Element in competitive PVP ?
Spoiler for answer:
- the Element of surprise.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2013, 09:06:50 pm by Zso_Zso »
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1036637#msg1036637
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 06:47:09 pm »

there u go. :))
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1036653#msg1036653
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 07:43:47 pm »

there u go. :))
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1036661#msg1036661
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 08:10:13 pm »
The worst, punny jokes we can think of right?

How about the absolute worst one?

Where do you dock your parasail?
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At the paradox

(To be read after):
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!
or if you prefer:
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1036952#msg1036952
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 08:06:14 pm »
I was going to tell you another element joke but NaH

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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1037052#msg1037052
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 01:56:45 am »
two copper atoms are walking down the street..... oh not that kind of elements, lets this instead...




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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1037403#msg1037403
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 11:30:00 pm »
Two Otyugh sitting on a tiny island when a Fate Egg was summoned nearby. One Otyugh put out his tongue, ate the Egg, and started laughing. Soon the other Otyugh joined in the laughter.

Then the other Otyugh ate an Egg and the two Otyugh burst out in laughter. As time went on, the Otyugh enjoyed the Eggs so much they nearly fell off their Island laughing.

A third Otyugh was summoned by an elemental next to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first Otyugh answered 'Time.'
'Huh?' asked the third Otyugh.
The second Otyugh explained: 'Time's fun when your having Eggs.'

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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1037405#msg1037405
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 11:39:13 pm »
Two Otyugh sitting on a tiny island when a Fate Egg was summoned nearby. One Otyugh put out his tongue, ate the Egg, and started laughing. Soon the other Otyugh joined in the laughter.

Then the other Otyugh ate an Egg and the two Otyugh burst out in laughter. As time went on, the Otyugh enjoyed the Eggs so much they nearly fell off their Island laughing.

A third Otyugh was summoned by an elemental next to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first Otyugh answered 'Time.'
'Huh?' asked the third Otyugh.
The second Otyugh explained: 'Time's fun when your having Eggs.'
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1037409#msg1037409
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 11:59:13 pm »
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1037411#msg1037411
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2013, 12:01:25 am »
Last night I was in a Nightmare. I couldn't get a Mutation and as a result I was Devoured because I couldn't Steal the Sanctuary no matter how many Devourers I drew.

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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1225527#msg1225527
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Re: Bad jokes in element-theme https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=46379.msg1225556#msg1225556
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2016, 01:53:37 pm »
What's the spookiest pillar?

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What is Team Air's favorite kind of poison?

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Afdatoxin



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