What if I set you on fire, kicked you in the crotch, pushed you off a cliff and dropped a 50-ton boulder on you?
Youd have a burned body, as the fire would explode due to the gasoline I constantly have on me, a broken foot from kicking me, an extra crater in the world caused by my awesomeness hitting the ground at large speeds, and a broken boulder that was destroyed by the metal in my head.
Have you read the sequels?
Ive jsut read hatchet (I know, you werent talking to me

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