1. What is Jack the Ripper's real first and last name? (can't be Jack, Ripper) or (Ripper, Jack)
2. A poor emo was hanging out at a cafe and saw 2 blonde stupid chicks who were actually smart and brunet. He then saw his best friend the hobbo with a gun shooting people. The hobbo shot himself and later a prostitute came by crying over the dead hobbo. Does the prostitute have sex with the hobbo or the emo? (explain reasoning)