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Other Topics => Off-Topic Discussions => Humor => Topic started by: BluePriest on June 09, 2010, 01:31:42 am
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Here is the ultimate thread. Here, you get answers to ANYTHING you want. It can be about philosophy, science, religion, math, english, even italian, or it can be about switzerland even! Just ask And you will get an answer. So ask away.
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How many atoms were involved in the creation of this sentence?
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How many atoms were involved in the creation of this sentence?
3,546,321,565,565,546
But if you would have made this post on a saturday, then it would have only been 3,546,321,565,565,545
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What is ∫ sin(cos(x)) dx equal to?
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What is the meaning of life?
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Let's assume earth's equator is all land and perfectly flat. The circumference is 40,075.02 km. Let's also assume that the sun is in the sky for exactly twelve hours if you remain in the same spot.
When the sun rises, you begin traveling west non-stop at 60 km/hour. When the sun sets, you stop. When the sun rises, you travel east non-stop at 60 km/hour. How much further did you travel on the first day than on the second?
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Where is the Holy Grail?
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What is ∫ sin(cos(x)) dx equal to?
"∫ sin(cos(x)) dx" is equal to "3(∫ sin(cos(x(2/2))) dx)/(2+1)"
What is the meaning of life?
To become a master of ElementsTheGame, then sell me your completely upgraded account with all rares.
Let's assume earth's equator is all land and perfectly flat. The circumference is 40,075.02 km. Let's also assume that the sun is in the sky for exactly twelve hours if you remain in the same spot.
When the sun rises, you begin traveling west non-stop at 60 km/hour. When the sun sets, you stop. When the sun rises, you travel east non-stop at 60 km/hour. How much further did you travel on the first day than on the second?
Ill give you a hint. It is greater than 1 ft, and less than 1,256,164,895,783,126,546,891,231.058 Kilometers
Where is the Holy Grail?
Where it was last left
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Does God exist? (Answer must be restricted to either yes or no; reasoning would be appreciated)
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Does God exist? (Answer must be restricted to either yes or no; reasoning would be appreciated)
No, there is no such card as God in elements. If there was, its proper name would be Zanzarino
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What did you get your Karma for?
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Where is the Holy Grail?
In the Castle Aaaaaaaaggh.
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Hi BP, why are you so fail at dealing with the oil spill/pipe failure?
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What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
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What did you get your Karma for?
For being awesome
Hi BP, why are you so fail at dealing with the oil spill/pipe failure?
Because im slowed down by a fail president
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Then there would be a rift in the space time continuum that causes me to give you none hypothetical answer
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Who will make the first post on the third page of this thread, once it is that long?
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Who will make the first post on the third page of this thread, once it is that long?
The 41st poster
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Can you think of a smart-ass answer to this question? :)
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Can you think of a smart-ass answer to this question? :)
Only on saturdays and tuesdays in the month of May
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Hi BP, why are you so fail at dealing with the oil spill/pipe failure?
Because im slowed down by a fail president
LMAO
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Hi BP, why are you so fail at dealing with the oil spill/pipe failure?
Because im slowed down by a fail president
LMAO
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
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What is your name?
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What is your name?
Worth is not in the name, but in the actions the one by that name did
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What is your quest?
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What is your favorite color?
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What is your quest?
To Find the Holy Grail
What is your favorite color?
The Rainbow
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How many different ways are there to arrange 100,000 people in a circle if 17,741 are wearing blue shirts, 57,204 are wearing red shirts and the rest are wearing green shirts so that every person is standing next to someone with the same color shirt as them?
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How many different ways are there to arrange 100,000 people in a circle if 17,741 are wearing blue shirts, 57,204 are wearing red shirts and the rest are wearing green shirts so that every person is standing next to someone with the same color shirt as them?
Enough to make someones head explode
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How many different ways are there to arrange 100,000 people in a circle if 17,741 are wearing blue shirts, 57,204 are wearing red shirts and the rest are wearing green shirts so that every person is standing next to someone with the same color shirt as them?
Enough to make someones head explode
If every person has to stay near a person with a shirt coloured as their shirt, it means all must have shirts of the same colour. Considering that they DON'T have all shirts of the same colour, there are 0 possibilities. I wouldn't say that's enough to make someone's head explode
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Xdude: wrong, they only have to stand next to ONE person with the same color as them.
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Xdude: wrong, they only have to stand next to ONE person with the same color as them.
BAH!
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Can you answer this question?
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How old, to the nearest minute, will I be when I die?
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Will the answer to my next question be yes or no?
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Can you answer this question?
Yes
How old, to the nearest minute, will I be when I die?
Life and death are all relative terms. They pose no real meaning in the larger scheme of things. When death happens, is not as big a concern as what you will do until it happens.
Will the answer to my next question be yes or no?
Maybe
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Who's faster: Superman or the Flash?
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Do you think that you can dance? (answer only valid on mondays)
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Does BP stand for British Petroleum?
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Why didn't you answer my last question? Could I please have a real answer to the question: when will I die to the nearest minute? All you did was talk about some gibberish that had nothing to do with my question.
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You also failed to answer my question: the answer may only be "yes" or "no"; "maybe" is not an option.
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Who's faster: Superman or the Flash?
The Flash-He can vibrate his molecules through concrete
Do you think that you can dance? (answer only valid on mondays)
Time is relative, therefor it can be answered any time. And Yes. I think I can dance
Does BP stand for British Petroleum?
No. Black Pineapples
Why didn't you answer my last question? Could I please have a real answer to the question: when will I die to the nearest minute? All you did was talk about some gibberish that had nothing to do with my question.
I told you what you needed to hear. nothing more, nothing less.
You also failed to answer my question: the answer may only be "yes" or "no"; "maybe" is not an option.
You asked if the answer to your next question will be a yes or a no. My full response, Maybe the answer will be a yes or a no. i just put it in one word for ease
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm????
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm????
nmvnvddtghsszf.
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Uh... you were wrong earlier. You said the 41st poster would be the first person on this page of the thread. Yet some people have posted multiple times.
I win.
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If every rule has an exception, what is the exception to this rule?
Can I ask 2 questions in 1 post?
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Uh... you were wrong earlier. You said the 41st poster would be the first person on this page of the thread. Yet some people have posted multiple times.
I win.
I never said the 41st DIFFERENT poster, just the 41st poster.
If every rule has an exception, what is the exception to this rule?
Can I ask 2 questions in 1 post?
The statement is its own exception
Yes, yes you may.
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
We are not to be consumed with selfish desires of the heart, but to consume others with our love peace joy and happiness.
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will the sun explode because some idiots decided to launch sixty billion atom bombs at it? ;D
:aether :air :darkness :death :earth :entropy :fire :gravity :life :light :time :water
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Why are you giving roundabout answers to every question everyone is asking?
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will the sun explode because some idiots decided to launch sixty billion atom bombs at it? ;D
:aether :air :darkness :death :earth :entropy :fire :gravity :life :light :time :water
Nope they will melt before they are close enough
Why are you giving roundabout answers to every question everyone is asking?
i dont. Ive answered quite a few with a straight answer
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Yes but most aren't even answers.
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Yes but most aren't even answers.
I answer the deeper meaning of the questions, not just the questions themselves.
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will you get exploded or imploded when you die? (has to be one of those ways to die)
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Whats the meaning of life?
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will you get exploded or imploded when you die? (has to be one of those ways to die)
I will definitly implode
Whats the meaning of life?
To become my slave
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I will definitly implode
So what you're saying is that I will kill you?
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Where´s the bus?
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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long would it take for a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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What is ¶+§, to the nearest ∞?
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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long would it take for a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
tuesday, i think. but i'll have to wait for the real answer to be sure.
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What is the answer to this question?
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What is the answer to this question?
Always true, unless it happens to be false
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Why are you taking so long to answer all of our questions?
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I will definitly implode
So what you're saying is that I will kill you?
Nope
Where´s the bus?
At the schoolIf a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long would it take for a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
75 Days. Those frogs sure can jump, but kickings another thing
What is the answer to this question?
bananas
Why are you taking so long to answer all of our questions?
I unfortunately have a job
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What exists before the explosion in the big bang theory happen? If nothing, how did the explosion happen? If there were no explosion, how did everything appear? If nothing appears, how am I typing this sentence?
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What exists before the explosion in the big bang theory happen? If nothing, how did the explosion happen? If there were no explosion, how did everything appear? If nothing appears, how am I typing this sentence?
A little tiny dot smaller than an atom. It was extremely dense. If that isnt true, then a higher being is the only current explanation
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what is the konami code?
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what is the konami code?
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
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what is the konami code?
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
:fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire
how do you make the up down signs? :P
:time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time
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what is the konami code?
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
:fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire :fire
how do you make the up down signs? :P
:time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time
I copy and pasted them.
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What is ∫ sin(cos(x)) dx equal to?
"∫ sin(cos(x)) dx" is equal to "3(∫ sin(cos(x(2/2))) dx)/(2+1)"
What is the meaning of life?
To become a master of ElementsTheGame, then sell me your completely upgraded account with all rares.
Let's assume earth's equator is all land and perfectly flat. The circumference is 40,075.02 km. Let's also assume that the sun is in the sky for exactly twelve hours if you remain in the same spot.
When the sun rises, you begin traveling west non-stop at 60 km/hour. When the sun sets, you stop. When the sun rises, you travel east non-stop at 60 km/hour. How much further did you travel on the first day than on the second?
Ill give you a hint. It is greater than 1 ft, and less than 1,256,164,895,783,126,546,891,231.058 Kilometers
Where is the Holy Grail?
Where it was last left
what is the meaning of giving you my account?
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Can i make my own one of this-i mean it is an awesome idea. :)
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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
According to scientific data apparently a different species egg mutated into a chicken egg so the egg came first. Wanted to answer that first cause BP would probably just give you a vague answer what's got nothing to do with the question.
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From my sources, this question depends on your definition of chicken and egg. The first chicken hatched from an egg that was not laid by the chickens we see today, it's laid by its near ancestor. If you accept the egg that was laid to be a chicken egg, but not accept the bird that laid it as a chicken then egg existed first. If you don't accept that egg as a chicken egg, then chicken existed first because it's not a hatched from a chicken egg. If the egg in question does not have to be a chicken egg to qualify, then egg existed first. If you accept the near ancestor of the chicken as also chicken, then chicken existed first because the first ancestor of the chicken was not hatched from an egg it was born through other means(e.g. mitosis, vivipation).
Hope this clears your confusion instead of adding more to it. :P
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What is the square root of a piece of pi?
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From my sources, this question depends on your definition of chicken and egg. The first chicken hatched from an egg that was not laid by the chickens we see today, it's laid by its near ancestor. If you accept the egg that was laid to be a chicken egg, but not accept the bird that laid it as a chicken then egg existed first. If you don't accept that egg as a chicken egg, then chicken existed first because it's not a hatched from a chicken egg. If the egg in question does not have to be a chicken egg to qualify, then egg existed first. If you accept the near ancestor of the chicken as also chicken, then chicken existed first because the first ancestor of the chicken was not hatched from an egg it was born through other means(e.g. mitosis, vivipation).
Hope this clears your confusion instead of adding more to it. :P
That's actually a lot better than mine, quite descriptive and I can see how it depends on the individual.
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What is the square root of a piece of pi?
Depends on how big the piece is xD
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what is the meaning of giving you my account?
Giving me your un/pw, but you shouldnt do that. You should keep it.
Can i make my own one of this-i mean it is an awesome idea. :)
No. we dont want the topic spammed (although, im not an admin, so its not up to me)
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
Depends. Chrisitan point of view. Chicken.
Scientific point of view. Egg
Dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens existed.
What is the square root of a piece of pi?
1.4396194958475906883364908049738
Otherwise, yes, it depends on the piece of pie.
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What is the square root of a piece of pi?
1.4396194958475906883364908049738
Otherwise, yes, it depends on the piece of pie.
My reasoning was "a piece of pi" meaning something less than 3.1459265, so the answer would be anything less than 1.43961949584759069.
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Nice one ddevans96.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
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So BP has been proven wrong :D.
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So BP has been proven wrong :D.
Finally! I was wondering how many questions he would be able to answer before this happened :P
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So BP has been proven wrong :D.
Finally! I was wondering how many questions he would be able to answer before this happened :P
Well there's lots he hasn't actually answered (i.e. ones he can't answer)
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Nice one ddevans96.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Umm, actually, It IS smaller, because it is rounded down, not up when I cut off the decimal :P I am impossible to prove wrong :P
Because they want you to buy more hot dog buns. And ive seen packs of 8 as well.
So BP has been proven wrong :D.
Finally! I was wondering how many questions he would be able to answer before this happened :P
Well there's lots he hasn't actually answered (i.e. ones he can't answer)
ACTUALLY I answered them all. I just didnt give the answer everyone wanted :P
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Nice one ddevans96.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Umm, actually, It IS smaller, because it is rounded down, not up when I cut off the decimal :P I am impossible to prove wrong :P
Because they want you to buy more hot dog buns. And ive seen packs of 8 as well.
You're just jealous I had a better answer. xD I'm kidding. So, answer this: If I put a egg on your head, and hit it with a hammer, what happens?
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when 1,5 chickens make 3 eggs in 1 day how many eggs does 1 chicken make in 3 days
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Nice one ddevans96.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Umm, actually, It IS smaller, because it is rounded down, not up when I cut off the decimal :P I am impossible to prove wrong :P
Because they want you to buy more hot dog buns. And ive seen packs of 8 as well.
You're just jealous I had a better answer. xD I'm kidding. So, answer this: If I put a egg on your head, and hit it with a hammer, what happens?
My head would hurt because you would miss :P
when 1,5 chickens make 3 eggs in 1 day how many eggs does 1 chicken make in 3 days
do you mean 1.5?
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Nice one ddevans96.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Umm, actually, It IS smaller, because it is rounded down, not up when I cut off the decimal :P I am impossible to prove wrong :P
Because they want you to buy more hot dog buns. And ive seen packs of 8 as well.
You're just jealous I had a better answer. xD I'm kidding. So, answer this: If I put a egg on your head, and hit it with a hammer, what happens?
My head would hurt because you would miss :P
My aim is perfect. You would have egg running down your face.
when 1,5 chickens make 3 eggs in 1 day how many eggs does 1 chicken make in 3 days
6 eggs. Now, BP can give his roundabout answer xD
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are you sure....?^^
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are you sure....?^^
Yes, I am. 1.5 over 3 is the same as 1 over 2, and 2 times 3 days is 6
Or, 1.5/3=1/2, 2x3=6
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Actually, 1.5 chickens laying 3 eggs in 1 day does not imply that 1 chicken lays 2 eggs in one day. In fact, half a chicken cannot lay an egg, so if 1.5 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1 day, 1 chicken lays 3 eggs in 1 day so in 3 days 1 chicken will lay 9 eggs.
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I feel like tom sawyer, I dont even have to do the job of my topic because everyone else is doing it for me.
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I feel like tom sawyer, I dont even have to do the job of my topic because everyone else is doing it for me.
Sorry
Actually, 1.5 chickens laying 3 eggs in 1 day does not imply that 1 chicken lays 2 eggs in one day. In fact, half a chicken cannot lay an egg, so if 1.5 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1 day, 1 chicken lays 3 eggs in 1 day so in 3 days 1 chicken will lay 9 eggs.
Darn you! Wait, no, half a chicken would lay half an egg. So 1 chicken would lay 2.5 eggs, and 3 would lay 7.5 xD
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I feel like tom sawyer, I dont even have to do the job of my topic because everyone else is doing it for me.
Sorry
Actually, 1.5 chickens laying 3 eggs in 1 day does not imply that 1 chicken lays 2 eggs in one day. In fact, half a chicken cannot lay an egg, so if 1.5 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1 day, 1 chicken lays 3 eggs in 1 day so in 3 days 1 chicken will lay 9 eggs.
Darn you! Wait, no, half a chicken would lay half an egg. So 1 chicken would lay 2.5 eggs, and 3 would lay 7.5 xD
I dont mind at all, it makes me feel important, everyone wants my job.
Heres my answer
1.5 chickens would lay 3 eggs in 1 day right?
Now, how do we know the OP wasnt already giving a lower amount, and that his statistics was originally 3 chickens laying 6 eggs. If you look at it from that point of view, then that means a chicken would lay 2 eggs a day. meaning in 3 days, a chicken would make 6 eggs in 3 days.
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Along the lines of the egg question:
If a duck and three-quarters laid an egg and three-quarters in a day and three-quarters, how many eggs would 7 ducks lay in a week and a half, assuming that it is indeed possible for a partial duck to lay a partial egg.
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Along the lines of the egg question:
If a duck and three-quarters laid an egg and three-quarters in a day and three-quarters, how many eggs would 7 ducks lay in a week and a half, assuming that it is indeed possible for a partial duck to lay a partial egg.
Your basically a duck lays an egg every day. so in 10.5 days 7 ducks would lay 73.5 eggs. However, Im tired, so that may be wrong, Ill decide tommorow if I agree with my own answer.
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Is Chuck Norris better than you?
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Is Chuck Norris better than you?
Chuck norris is better than everyone.
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Due to utter boredom, I am wondering one thing.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
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Due to utter boredom, I am wondering one thing.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
LUCKY CHARMS!!! :):):)
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Due to utter boredom, I am wondering one thing.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
LUCKY CHARMS!!! :):):)
xD
Here's another: If i throw a chair, and it hits a domino chain, where does the chain end?
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Due to utter boredom, I am wondering one thing.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
LUCKY CHARMS!!! :):):)
xD
Here's another: If i throw a chair, and it hits a domino chain, where does the chain end?
Where it stopped. Usually near the domino chain
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Due to utter boredom, I am wondering one thing.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
LUCKY CHARMS!!! :):):)
xD
Here's another: If i throw a chair, and it hits a domino chain, where does the chain end?
Where it stopped. Usually near the domino chain
You read it wrong. Where does the CHAIN end xD
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HA!Q I did read it wrong, The chain ends at the final domino
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HA!Q I did read it wrong, The chain ends at the final domino
Well, I guess I can't trust anything you've said about anything then.
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HA!Q I did read it wrong, The chain ends at the final domino
No. It ends under the chair. :P
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STATEMENT A
Where it stopped. Usually near the domino chain
STATEMENT B
HA!Q I did read it wrong, The chain ends at the final domino
STATEMENT C
No. It ends under the chair. :P
Well, I guess I can't trust anything you've said about anything then.
ACTUALLY... Thats how awesome I am. Both statements I made were right. If even 1 of them werent right, then ddevans96's statement wouldnt be right. Under the chair IS near the chair. And that would be the location of the domino chain
If statement C is true, then that also means statement B is true. And also, if statement C is true, then that means statement A (although it doesnt refer to the location of the domino chain, but instead to the location of the chair) is also true.
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Can MacGyver stop petrol leak with only a Swiss Army knife and Duct Tape?
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Can MacGyver stop petrol leak with only a Swiss Army knife and Duct Tape?
MavGyver can do anything but kill chuck norris...and win the game
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LOL.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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What is the question that the people in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy were looking for that has the answer of 42, and why is this question wrong? (And I mean the mathematical version, not the word version.)
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LOL.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
What is the question that the people in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy were looking for that has the answer of 42, and why is this question wrong? (And I mean the mathematical version, not the word version.)
Everything = pie.
Cookies for anyone who can figure out how I came to this conclusion. And it actually directly relates to the question believe it or not.
and the question isnt wrong (as long as you use base 13)
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Please ignore this post.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
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O.o Pie? How did you come up with that?
Unless it's a part of the book or something. Haven't read it.
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O.o Pie? How did you come up with that?
Unless it's a part of the book or something. Haven't read it.
Ill give you a hint. This link was my starting place http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hitchhiker%27s+guide+to+the+galaxy+42+wrong (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hitchhiker%27s+guide+to+the+galaxy+42+wrong)
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does BP stand for blue pike? :))
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does BP stand for blue pike? :))
close, it stands for banana pike
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Will the true hacker ever be caught and brought to justice (in the topic, one of our members is a hacker)
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Will the true hacker ever be caught and brought to justice (in the topic, one of our members is a hacker)
The true hacker was caught, see for yourself, its right on the first page. Denial will get you nowher!!!! :P:P:P
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Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?
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Why are you so...odd?
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jus like me-they want to be...close to you... :)
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When will an admin lock this thread alreadY?
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why?
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When will the book you are writing be completed?
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what is sqrt(-4) multiplied by sqrt(-9)?
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what is sqrt(-4) multiplied by sqrt(-9)?
Postive 6
When will an admin lock this thread alreadY?
Never xD
When will the book you are writing be completed?
See above answer.
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Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?
Because Im THAT awesome
Why are you so...odd?
Because I was born that way
When will the book you are writing be completed?
I dont know... I havent really done much work on it lately, been too busy here lol
When will an admin lock this thread alreadY?
When they have a good reason to
what is sqrt(-4) multiplied by sqrt(-9)?
I was ninjad
why?
Because
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What is true love?
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BP, by saying you were ninja'd in answer #5 are you saying the answer that ninja'd you was correct?
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BP, by saying you were ninja'd in answer #5 are you saying the answer that ninja'd you was correct?
Yeah, probably.
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Why is is freezing in my room and okay in the other parts of the house considering that there is only one thermostat?
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BP, by saying you were ninja'd in answer #5 are you saying the answer that ninja'd you was correct?
Nope, all Im saying is that I was ninjad
Why is is freezing in my room and okay in the other parts of the house considering that there is only one thermostat?
Deals with the air current, how air transfers around buildings. And murphys law. ou want it to be good in your room, so chances are, it will be good everywhere BUT there
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what is sqrt(-4) multiplied by sqrt(-9)?
Okay... you can't square root negative numbers, so
Postive 6
is wrong. Since you cannot square root a negative number, some old dead dude decided to put "i" after the square root of the absolute value. You would get 2i*3i=6i.
I didn't learn this in school myself, but my older brother and father did. My father's a little rusty on high-school math, and my brother is at school, so I can't ask him for another 8 hours to check my answer.
Does Captain Kirk have a speech impediment? (We...are... on a mission of peace...We...do not wish... to harm... anyone in this...process)
Also, why do you fail at answering questions, Blue Priest?
jk, but I'd still like to see you try to answer that.
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You would get 2i*3i=6i.
2i * 3i= -6
Hey BP, what have you decided on the correctness of your duck egg answer?
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Can you ask me a question?
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You would get 2i*3i=6i.
2i * 3i= -6
Hey BP, what have you decided on the correctness of your duck egg answer?
Yes I have
what is sqrt(-4) multiplied by sqrt(-9)?
Okay... you can't square root negative numbers, so
Postive 6
is wrong. Since you cannot square root a negative number, some old dead dude decided to put "i" after the square root of the absolute value. You would get 2i*3i=6i.
I didn't learn this in school myself, but my older brother and father did. My father's a little rusty on high-school math, and my brother is at school, so I can't ask him for another 8 hours to check my answer.
Does Captain Kirk have a speech impediment? (We...are... on a mission of peace...We...do not wish... to harm... anyone in this...process)
Also, why do you fail at answering questions, Blue Priest?
jk, but I'd still like to see you try to answer that.
I dont like imaginary numbers lol. I zoned out during that part of school. Yes, he does have a speech impediment. But its all a matter of perspective really. And im actually not trying to be vague here. I could say an accent is a speech impediment if I wanted.
Can you ask me a question?
why?
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Hey BP, what have you decided on the correctness of your duck egg answer?
Yes I have
Was it correct? :)
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Why are you wasting time here when you should attend to your first priority: writing a book I wish to read!?:P
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why are all those people spamming???????????????????????????????????????????????
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why are all those people spamming???????????????????????????????????????????????
I thought this was ask BP and not post a question and let some random dudes answer
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Hey BP, what have you decided on the correctness of your duck egg answer?
Yes I have
Was it correct? :)
I believe so.
Why are you wasting time here when you should attend to your first priority: writing a book I wish to read!?:P
Did you really read what I did already? If so, AWESOME, someone actually read my book. what did you think o f it? now I have questions. If not... then well, oh well, its not like not reading it is anything new.
why are all those people spamming???????????????????????????????????????????????
cause they are wierd
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How happy are you now that you got your Zelda game? =)
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How happy are you now that you got your Zelda game? =)
extremely
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Prove Fermat's last theorem.
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Prove Fermat's last theorem.
(a)squared+(b)squared=(c)squared'
oh wait... ummm...
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http://www.fermatproof.com/
Type this out!
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http://www.fermatproof.com/
Type this out!
Including all of the figures.
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Why is there a fly buzzing around?
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Why is there a fly buzzing around?
light
http://www.fermatproof.com/
Type this out!
Including all of the figures.
no point in reinventing the wheel. therres the proof you need
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Along the lines of the egg question:
If a duck and three-quarters laid an egg and three-quarters in a day and three-quarters, how many eggs would 7 ducks lay in a week and a half, assuming that it is indeed possible for a partial duck to lay a partial egg.
Your basically a duck lays an egg every day. so in 10.5 days 7 ducks would lay 73.5 eggs. However, Im tired, so that may be wrong, Ill decide tommorow if I agree with my own answer.
Was it correct? :)
I believe so.
One duck lays one egg in a day and three quarters. So from one duck in one day we get four sevenths of an egg. We have seven ducks and ten and a half days.
4/7 * 7 * 10.5 = 42
Any comment? ;)
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Yep, you are wrong. A duck doesnt lay an egg and 3 quarters.
a duck and three-quarters laid an egg and three-quarters in a day and three-quarters.
The math you did is probably right, but the math you did wasnt correct for the question
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Yep, you are wrong. A duck doesnt lay an egg and 3 quarters.
a duck and three-quarters laid an egg and three-quarters in a day and three-quarters.
The math you did is probably right, but the math you did wasnt correct for the question
Sorry to break this to you, but ... one duck lays one egg in the same amount of time it takes two ducks to lay two eggs. :P
So one duck lays one egg in the same amount of time (7/4 of a day) it takes 7/4 of a duck to lay 7/4 of an egg.
And is it a coincidence that the answer is 42?
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And is it a coincidence that the answer is 42?
LOL
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which element is the best?
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(Say :aether or you'll be on my Hit List)
What is 0/0?
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May I start a similar thread, just using something else to provide my answers?
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which element is the best?
*umm.... looks at icy nervously....
:aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether
What is 0/0?
Pie
May I start a similar thread, just using something else to provide my answers?
Im not an admin, so I cant tell you no, but Id suggest no because we dont want a ton of basically the same topics
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which element is the best?
*umm.... looks at icy nervously....
:aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether
What is 0/0?
Pie
May I start a similar thread, just using something else to provide my answers?
Im not an admin, so I cant tell you no, but Id suggest no because we dont want a ton of basically the same topics
:) and :( all in one post!
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Yep, you are wrong. A duck doesnt lay an egg and 3 quarters.
a duck and three-quarters laid an egg and three-quarters in a day and three-quarters.
The math you did is probably right, but the math you did wasnt correct for the question
Sorry to break this to you, but ... one duck lays one egg in the same amount of time it takes two ducks to lay two eggs. :P
So one duck lays one egg in the same amount of time (7/4 of a day) it takes 7/4 of a duck to lay 7/4 of an egg.
And is it a coincidence that the answer is 42?
propbably not, Im just not seeing the answer... 1/3/4 duck lays 1/3/4 eggs in 1/3/4 days. So 1 duck lays 1 egg a day correct???
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If one duck and three quarters lays one egg and three quarters in one day and three quarters, then one duck lays one egg also in one day and three quarters.
Isn't math fun?
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How shell i prnounce dghghdgkghdOtyugh
do you know the film radical operation?
if yes did you liked it?
wich film is the most hated film of chuck norris
wich color has my underwear
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What is better: hot chocolate or coffee?
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If one duck and three quarters lays one egg and three quarters in one day and three quarters, then one duck lays one egg also in one day and three quarters.
Isn't math fun?
Yeah, this morning I realed what i was doing wrong in the middle of workHow shell i prnounce dghghdgkghdOtyugh
do you know the film radical operation?
if yes did you liked it?
wich film is the most hated film of chuck norris
wich color has my underwear
dghghdgkghdOtyugh
no
Chuck norris doesnt hate. He just stares, and movies run in fear of him
I dont even want to know
What is better: hot chocolate or coffee?
Hot chocolate
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Can I really has cheezburger?
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Should I make a toxic Ping-Pong ball smoke bomb?
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Can I really has cheezburger?
nope
Should I make a toxic Ping-Pong ball smoke bomb?
Yes, you definitely should
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Can I really has cheezburger?
nope
Should I make a toxic Ping-Pong ball smoke bomb?
Yes, you definitely should
THANK YOU BP! NOW MY CAT IS DEAD! >:|
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What is better: hot chocolate or coffee?
Hot chocolate
You are officially cool now.
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i hereby give you the first semi-oficcial bucket of WIN.
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what are the chances of me being president of the united states of america?
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what are the chances of me being president of the united states of america?
What country were you born in?
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What is the distance from my home to the north pole, to the nearest mile?
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what are the chances of me being president of the united states of america?
What country were you born in?
Lol, unless his name is Barrack Obama I'd say zero.
Where are the remains of the legendary island of Atlantis?
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Are eggs really hard white bird poop with aliens inside? Thats what my mommy told me :3
And if you call mommy a liar...then...well...dont expect to live to see tomarrow >:|
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What is the distance from my home to the north pole, to the nearest mile?
Time distance and Space is relative, and therefor irrelevant
what are the chances of me being president of the united states of america?
What country were you born in?
Lol, unless his name is Barrack Obama I'd say zero.
Where are the remains of the legendary island of Atlantis?
in the water
Are eggs really hard white bird poop with aliens inside? Thats what my mommy told me :3
And if you call mommy a liar...then...well...dont expect to live to see tomarrow >:|
Your mommys a liar, they are yellow bird poop with aliens inside
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What street do I live on?
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What street do I live on?
Its not where we live, but how we live, that determines our worth
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vsm upi frvpfr ,u ,rddshr?
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vsm upi frvpfr ,u ,rddshr?
ASD)$!#LMasdfm0!
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you didnt get it?
the message was:
can you decode my message?
see if you find the code:
vsm upi frvpfr ,u ,rddshr?
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you didnt get it?
the message was:
can you decode my message?
see if you find the code:
vsm upi frvpfr ,u ,rddshr?
The answer is, can you decode my message? Move one key to the right and type. So A is S, B is N, and so on.
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i asked for the CODE not the message (ninja'd)
nvm, good job!
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i asked for the CODE not the message (ninja'd)
nvm, good job!
I added it after I knew what you meant xD
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Why is me no smartsty? ??? ??? ??? ???
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you didnt get it?
the message was:
can you decode my message?
see if you find the code:
vsm upi frvpfr ,u ,rddshr?
The answer is, can you decode my message? Move one key to the right and type. So A is S, B is N, and so on.
And so, once again, people do my work for him.
Why is me no smartsty? ??? ??? ??? ???
because you is you
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egg chicken
what came first?
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egg chicken
what came first?
in your post, egg :P
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Could you actually answer questions instead of just saying zen statements?
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Could you actually answer questions instead of just saying zen statements?
Yes, I have answered questions, but I just mixed in randomly made up on the spot zeen statements while I was at it
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egg chicken
what came first?
We already answered this. See Page 4, about 3/4 of the way down.
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EPIC SMITAGE!
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Which is the worst element?
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Which is the worst element?
Depends on which master is looking at this thread, however its never aether....
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wich is my favourite planet )==?
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What is the time right now where I live?
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wich is my favourite planet )==?
I dont play favorites, so I don guess in others
What is the time right now where I live?
Time is relative, and therefor, irrelevant
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why did you make this topic?
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Why do you almost always give roundabout answers!!! >:(
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why did you make this topic?
Because I wanted to make the most awesome topic in the world
Why do you almost always give roundabout answers!!! >:(
I dont always, there are quite a few serious ones, like the one I just answered
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do you like the peanut butter yelly time song? and if not do you like bananas and if not do you like RED (no band or so just the color)?
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Do you want to follow this () link?
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do you like the peanut butter yelly time song? and if not do you like bananas and if not do you like RED (no band or so just the color)?
Yes, I love the PB&J song
Do you want to follow this () link?
nope, so im not going to
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do you think i know the answer to your joke?
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nope, I KNOW you dont
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do you like the peanut butter yelly time song? and if not do you like bananas and if not do you like RED (no band or so just the color)?
Yes, I love the PB&J song
Do you want to follow this () link?
nope, so im not going to
Why not? It's awesome.
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do you like the peanut butter yelly time song? and if not do you like bananas and if not do you like RED (no band or so just the color)?
Yes, I love the PB&J song
Do you want to follow this () link?
nope, so im not going to
Why not? It's awesome.
because, im that much more MORE awesome
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aww i give up.
btw ddevans69, did YOU follow the link?
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aww i give up.
btw ddevans69, did YOU follow the link?
Yes, it was awesome
And you switched the numbers around XD
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aww i give up.
btw ddevans69, did YOU follow the link?
Yes, it was awesome
And you switched the numbers around XD
aww i just tried to be nice... :(
am i excused?
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wait i found you devanSsssSSS50231968 am i allowed to call devan names?
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moo?
and another question:
quack?
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moo?
quack
and another question:
quack?
moo
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I am not freaking commenting on that, Decktrya.
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Thanx for the information!
oh, and what is the answer to your joke?
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Why won't Obama help clean up the oil spill?
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
Because the freedom of speech includes, NOT speaking
Thanx for the information!
oh, and what is the answer to your joke?
Thats for me to know, and you to find out.
Why won't Obama help clean up the oil spill?
Because, Obama=Fail
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
because you are behaving like an idiot, maybe?
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
That's it, you're dead :P
BP, where does Decktrya live?
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
That's it, you're dead :P
BP, where does Decktrya live?
lol
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
That's it, you're dead :P
BP, where does Decktrya live?
Time distance and Space is relative, and therefor irrelevant
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why isnt devan freaking commenting on that? DDD D he gets that easily angry just call him devan or devansdsdswdsd or 140110582903dvansevand
That's it, you're dead :P
BP, where does Decktrya live?
Time distance and Space is relative, and therefor irrelevant
*facepalm*
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BP, a few q's:
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Can you unsee things?
What's the difference betwen a duck?
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BP, a few q's:
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Can you unsee things?
What's the difference betwen a duck?
ive just got 1 q. Could you use proper grammer please? finish the sentences. Whats the difference between a duck and what? why is a mouse what when it spins?
And no, you can not unsee things, that is a full question. Also if english is not your native language, then sorry for being hard on you ;D
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Hey! There's a waffle over your shoulder!
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Anyways, how do you like your waffles and/or pancakes?
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Is a building made out of solidified water?
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The difference between a duck question is equal to the sound of one hand clapping joke, and jokes like these are called koan.
One example:
If you have an ice cream i will give it to you,
If you dont hav an ice cream i will take it away.
That is an ice cream koan
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Hey! There's a waffle over your shoulder!
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Anyways, how do you like your waffles and/or pancakes?
um... cooked
Is a building made out of solidified water?
yes
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when you would lay on the ground motionless in pain and could see your life flashing through your eyes what would you do=?
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when you would lay on the ground motionless in pain and could see your life flashing through your eyes what would you do=?
lay on the ground motionless in pain
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Are you the owl from the Tootsie Roll pop commercials?
If so, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
If not, same question.
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can you eat spinach and look gangsta at the same time?
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It's weird having my grammar corrected, because I'm head of Grammar Police in my area. :P
I just wanted to see how you would respond to those questions (they're not serious!).
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Are you the owl from the Tootsie Roll pop commercials?
If so, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
If not, same question.
Yes, and it takes 3.
1
2
*crucnch*
3
can you eat spinach and look gangsta at the same time?
only on fridays
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can you eat spinach and look gangsta at the same time?
only on fridays
But you said
Time distance and Space is relative, and therefor irrelevant
?!?!?!
Anyway, how does being relative make Time, distance, and space irrelevant?
(btw, distance is not relative, and I'm not sure how time is.)
EDIT:(It would have been LOL if you said something like, "Only on Fridays 8/7 Central," or when Popeye used to air.)
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What is an example of a question that cannot be answered?
(Provide an example of the following: "a question that cannot be answered")
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What's better: Steak or hamburgers?
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Why are you fail?
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Why does ddevans96 assume you are fail?
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am i allowed to call devan devan and am i allowed to call myself fluffy?
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am i allowed to call devan devan and am i allowed to call myself fluffy?
Do I have permission to sue him?
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\
?!?!?!
Anyway, how does being relative make Time, distance, and space irrelevant?
(btw, distance is not relative, and I'm not sure how time is.)
EDIT:(It would have been LOL if you said something like, "Only on Fridays 8/7 Central," or when Popeye used to air.)
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
For distance, think about a cross country trip 300 years ago. One side of the country to the other seemed like the distance was near uncrossable. Now, the distance is nothing to a jet plane.
What's better: Steak or hamburgers?
Steak
Why are you fail?
Because im a representative of our president (which is fail)
Why does ddevans96 assume you are fail?
Because he assumes that the president represents the people.
Yes
Yes, but that doesnt mean you will win
am i allowed to call devan devan and am i allowed to call myself fluffy?
Do I have permission to sue him?
am i allowed to call devan devan and am i allowed to call myself fluffy?
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What is an example of a question that cannot be answered?
(Provide an example of the following: "a question that cannot be answered")
I dont reply to statements, so I had to cross out one thing you wrote.
There are no questions that can not be answered, as I have proven thus far, every question is answerable
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BP, why do you suck at cleaning up oil spills?
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Why do you argue with McChrystal for no apparent reason?
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to which "yes" or "no" question can't you say yes??
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BP, why do you suck at cleaning up oil spills?
Fail president is slowing me down, waaaay too much.
Why do you argue with McChrystal for no apparent reason?
Fail President
That never gets old:P
to which "yes" or "no" question can't you say yes??
To one where the answer is no... well technically you can still say yes, but it wouldnt be right
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How is the fail president keeping BP from cleaning up the oil spill? Just because he fails doesn't mean BP has to :).
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1. How do we convince politicians to severely limit the world's emissions of greenhouse gasses?
2. How do we achieve world peace?
And while I'm at it:
3. How can I make a billion dollars?
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How is the fail president keeping BP from cleaning up the oil spill? Just because he fails doesn't mean BP has to :).
Because hes power hungry and doesnt like people doing stuff without him telling them to.
1. How do we convince politicians to severely limit the world's emissions of greenhouse gasses?
2. How do we achieve world peace?
And while I'm at it:
3. How can I make a billion dollars?
1.We dont, and let nature run its course.
2.We drop atomic bombs on every square inch of the world.
3.You just did, you made " a billion dollars" with your keyboard
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What proof do you have that "hes power hungry and doesnt like people doing stuff without him telling them to" and that's why BP isn't doing anything?
This is fun :D.
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What proof do you have that "hes power hungry and doesnt like people doing stuff without him telling them to" and that's why BP isn't doing anything?
This is fun :D.
Arizona Immigration Law. They are well within their rights to do that, and he didnt tell them to, so he got mad and threw a fit.
BP isnt doing anything because they are afraid he will think their butt is the one that needs kicking:P
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
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What does it take for you to get up in the morning?
Have you ever had something at Tim Hortons?
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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Can you cry under water?
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How are you?
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What does it take for you to get up in the morning?
Have you ever had something at Tim Hortons?
MY wife wakes me up, thats all it takes
No I havent
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Can you cry under water?
1)Whichever you grab
2)When it it more cloudy than sunny
3)Because the lightning is spread throughout the water and disperses quickly because of that
4)yes
How are you?
Awesome, as usual
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait... :P :P
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait... :P :P
I fake it and keep going :P
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait... :P :P
I fake it and keep going :P
How long can we keep the chain of :P s going? :P
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How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait... :P :P
I fake it and keep going :P
How long can we keep the chain of :P s going? :P
See Below:P or above depending on how you look at it.
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
It improved on the previous version. Its a new version, and that version is improved
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When you bring the new in and take away the old, what do you do with the old?
Sarcasm will be rejected as an answer and this thread shall be stricken with the wrath of Zanzarino.
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When you bring the new in and take away the old, what do you do with the old?
Sarcasm will be rejected as an answer and this thread shall be stricken with the wrath of Zanzarino.
You answered the question in your post. You take it away
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait... :P :P
I fake it and keep going :P
why does everybody only use :P and not :) or ;) ?
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What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to? :P
I know an answer to all questions :P
Next question please :P
What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait... :P :P
I fake it and keep going :P
why does everybody only use :P and not :) or ;) ?
:P :P :P ftw
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Why do you point to your wrist when you ask the time, and you don't point to your crotch when you ask for a bathroom?
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Why do you point to your wrist when you ask the time, and you don't point to your crotch when you ask for a bathroom?
Who says I dont do that :P
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Why do you point to your wrist when you ask the time, and you don't point to your crotch when you ask for a bathroom?
Who says I dont do that :P
look you did it AGAIN! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
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There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Window
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What do you serve that you can't eat?
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to which "yes" or "no" question can't you say yes??
To one where the answer is no... well technically you can still say yes, but it wouldnt be right
[/quote]are you dead :o
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What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball... although, you still technically can eat it... but i wouldnt recommend it.
to which "yes" or "no" question can't you say yes??
To one where the answer is no... well technically you can still say yes, but it wouldnt be right
[/qote]are you dead :o
Yes. I am dead.
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A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
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I know...
:P
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A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
The lions are dead after not eating for three years, i choose them....
Can God create a rock that is to big for him to roll?
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this is a example if i'am exactly 20years old, how many mini seconds did i live?
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A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
The lions are dead after not eating for three years, i choose them....
Can God create a rock that is to big for him to roll?
is your name BP?
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A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
The lions are dead after not eating for three years, i choose them....
Can God create a rock that is to big for him to roll?
is your name BP?
No, your question was way to easy....
wait, it just dawned on my that you may be saying that because i answered a question in this forum....in which case i just answered two....oh well, i'm not the first, or last that will do it. *shrug* and honestly i'll probably do it again.
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A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
The lions are dead after not eating for three years, i choose them....
Can God create a rock that is to big for him to roll?
is your name BP?
No, your question was way to easy....
wait, it just dawned on my that you may be saying that because i answered a question in this forum....in which case i just answered two....oh well, i'm not the first, or last that will do it. *shrug* and honestly i'll probably do it again.
*whacks Bender74d* ;)
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A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
The lions are dead after not eating for three years, i choose them....
Can God create a rock that is to big for him to roll?
Another Tom Sawyer moment.
And no, because he has infinite power, and so even if it was infinitly big, he would be able to infinitly roll it... infinitly
A man is running away and has to choose one of three rooms to get out of a house. He can pick the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire or the 3rd door which has five lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which one should he pick?
The lions are dead after not eating for three years, i choose them....
Can God create a rock that is to big for him to roll?
is your name BP?
Yes
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were is the only thing a man cant have, and how do i obtain it?
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What is this?
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were is the only thing a man cant have, and how do i obtain it?
It is in space, right past the neulicer triagalon galaxy, and you DONT obtain it.
What is this?
That
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BP when shall you fix the oil spill? And have you spilt anything else since then?
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Wouldnt spilling your milk be enough?
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BP when shall you fix the oil spill? And have you spilt anything else since then?
When im stopped being slowed down by a fail president, no I havent spilled anything else.
Wouldnt spilling your milk be enough?
yes it would
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BP when shall you fix the oil spill? And have you spilt anything else since then?
When im stopped being slowed down by a fail president, no I havent spilled anything else.
There was an Obama ad at the bottom of the screen XD
EDIT: Now there's two. WTF?
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BP when shall you fix the oil spill? And have you spilt anything else since then?
When im stopped being slowed down by a fail president, no I havent spilled anything else.
There was an Obama ad at the bottom of the screen XD
EDIT: Now there's two. WTF?
Theyre talking about him failing I bet.
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BP when shall you fix the oil spill? And have you spilt anything else since then?
When im stopped being slowed down by a fail president, no I havent spilled anything else.
There was an Obama ad at the bottom of the screen XD
EDIT: Now there's two. WTF?
Theyre talking about him failing I bet.
Actually, yes XD
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How long is it until .com is back up again?
EDIT: Time and space is relative i forgot.
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How long is it until .com is back up again?
EDIT: Time and space is relative i forgot.
lol
Which colors should I pick for a gaming website?
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How long is it until .com is back up again?
EDIT: Time and space is relative i forgot.
lol
Which colors should I pick for a gaming website?
Ones that look good together
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is this wrnog or right?.and why?
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is this wrnog or right?.and why?
ITs wrong because i said so and Im awesome like that
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whats white and black at the sametime alive and lifeless at also the same time theres more than one answer and why?
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is this wrnog or right?.and why?
BTW its wrnogly spelled...
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What does the "Z" in ZOMG stand for?
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is this wrnog or right?.and why?
BTW its wrnogly spelled...
i know wanted to trap him with that it was intentional
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why did i become the master of air both the first and second time?
(i already have a smart ass answer, but im going to see if ou come up with the same thing)
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whats white and black at the sametime alive and lifeless at also the same time theres more than one answer and why?
an old tv screen fits both answers, And theres more than one answer because its an open ended question :P
why did i become the master of air both the first and second time?
(i already have a smart ass answer, but im going to see if ou come up with the same thing)
Because I didnt enter the competition :P
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not quite the answer i was thinking of but it works :P
what i was thinking was "because i willed it"
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not quite the answer i was thinking of but it works :P
what i was thinking was "because i willed it"
I was thinking of saying because youre awesome like that, but decided to make me look more cocky I like your answer though
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You missed my question :-X
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What does the "Z" in ZOMG stand for?
traditionally, it stands for just about absolutely nothing.
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Hm... that was prompt. How often are you checking this thread :o
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Why did i give you karma?
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Hm... that was prompt. How often are you checking this thread :o
Well im on the forum for about 3 1/2 hours in the morning then when I get home from work im usually on it until I go to bed which would make about 6 more hours, so Im on the forum about 9 1/2 hours a day, and I click the read new replies to your posts about every 5 minutes. So Quite often am I chicking this thread.
Why did i give you karma?
Because I rock at answering questions.
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Do you have a job? Homework for school ? Another hobby except Elements?
What is the deeper meaning of
42/π ≈ 13.37 ?
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Do you have a job? Homework for school ? Another hobby except Elements?
What is the deeper meaning of
42/π ≈ 13.37 ?
Yes I have a job, no school, and my hobby is game designing.
13.37 × π = 42
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BP, why did you create this thread?
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BP, why did you create this thread?
Tp prove my Awesomeness
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BP, why did you create this thread?
Ego
InB4: pedantic response
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Where do you see porn often on internet ?
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Where do you see porn often on internet ?
First person to link a site gets banned am I right?
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is it possible that i become president of the USA?
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Where do you see porn often on internet ?
On sites that show it
Where do you see porn often on internet ?
First person to link a site gets banned am I right?
probably
is it possible that i become president of the USA?
if you fulfill all of the requirements... well... i take that back. if youre black, you apparently dont have to be born here :P jk jk jk
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if i could screenshot now i would, beneath ur post, was the ad: "BP SPILL, Blame Obama?"
gweat!
So, BP, will :entropy win war?
Am I allowed several questions?
also, since you and I are both awesome, how awesome are we as one?
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if i could screenshot now i would, beneath ur post, was the ad: "BP SPILL, Blame Obama?"
gweat!
So, BP, will :entropy win war?
Am I allowed several questions?
also, since you and I are both awesome, how awesome are we as one?
I love it when i get that ad :)
Well, JMizzle and Zeru are both awesome, and they even defeated Terrorking.Ill tell you later
Yes you are allowed several questions
Too awesome
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Thank god for view source!
Am I cool?
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Thank god for view source!
Am I cool?
If it makes you feel better
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BP, what do you think of the actions regarding the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?
Do you like puns? I do. :)
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BP, what do you think of the actions regarding the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?
Do you like puns? I do. :)
I think that it has been epic fail, and a giant slip up on obamas part.
Yes, i love puns,especially if they are punny
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so, BP, why didnt you answer the question about whether or not :entropy would win?
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Because once I gave my answer, when I was correct, I didnt want people thinking I was psychic and try to perform tests on me.
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BP, when will diablo 3 be released?
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BP, when will diablo 3 be released?
no release date is known, however, Im looking forward to that game as well :)
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What happened to your classic "Time and Space are relative and therefore irrelevant?"
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What happened to your classic "Time and Space are relative and therefore irrelevant?"
I didnt feel it was relevant :P
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I think this thread deserves a karma, concur?
What do you think about parkour?
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I think this thread deserves a karma, concur?
What do you think about parkour?
yes, i concur
free running ftw!
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You lost that karma when you said freerunning ftw.
Were you implying that parkour and freerunning is the same? or that you prefer freerunning over parkour?
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You lost that karma when you said freerunning ftw.
Were you implying that parkour and freerunning is the same? or that you prefer freerunning over parkour?
I was implying that they were similar, parkour is the art of running if Im not mistaken, and free running can be an art cant it?
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Parkour is about philosify, flow, and movement, one uses the body to overcome obstacles etc with flow and as fast as possible. While freerunning is more fun and play, including flips, and not about being as effective as possible.
then to stay on topic
favourite junk food?
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Chips. Ridges if Im dipping them, no ridges if Im not.
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Favourite movie genre?
fav. music genre?
fav. book genre?
favourite movie?
favourite CD?
favourite book?
=)
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Favourite movie genre?
fav. music genre?
fav. book genre?
favourite movie?
favourite CD?
favourite book?
=)
Contemporary
Pick Your paths. They are like video games, but in book form
GI Joe, Rise of the Cobra.
Pillar
Dont really have a favorite
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What would you feel if someone made a topic like this, with their own name?
"Ask [you]"? (/forbidden tag)
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How do you make a tag so you can make the reader's name show up?
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What would you feel if someone made a topic like this, with their own name?
"Ask [you]"? (/forbidden tag)
I wouldnt care, but I would report to moderator immediately.
How do you make a tag so you can make the reader's name show up?
WARNING. THIS CODE IS ILLEGAL IN ANY OTHER PART OF THE FORUM THAN THE ONE OF OUR MEMBERS IS A HACKER THREAD!!!!
[you]
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Yup, it really shouldnt be used. Btw, in my question, I didnt mean for it to be used in the thread started, i just used it as an example. But would you report a thread, say
"Ask user031491"?
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Yup, it really shouldnt be used. Btw, in my question, I didnt mean for it to be used in the thread started, i just used it as an example. But would you report a thread, say
"Ask user031491"?
Nope, its a free country. As long as its not breaking any forum rules I wouldnt report it :P
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what movie am i watching right now?? and cant answer one with objects moving on a screen
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what movie am i watching right now?? and cant answer one with objects moving on a screen
one with things moving on a screen. You walked right into that one :P
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what movie am i watching right now?? and cant answer one with objects moving on a screen
one with things moving on a screen. You walked right into that one :P
wrong i wasnt watching a movie u got caught not me getting caught
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Who says I wasnt going to continue what I started. That was the first in a series of posts I was going to make :P
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Who says I wasnt going to continue what I started. That was the first in a series of posts I was going to make :P
i caught u and u know it so ur giving lame excuses
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You can say whatever helps you get a good night sleep, that doesnt bother me :)
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How young are you my friend?
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How young are you my friend?
It is not age, but experience that shows a mans true wisdom.
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then you are very young. :P
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then you are very young. :P
Depends on what you consider young :P
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Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
Because humanity needs proof of how stupid it really is.
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Q1 why is that so hillarious?
Q2 why do people call ATMs ATM machines? (ATM means automated teller machine, so atm machine means automated teller machine machine)
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Q1 why is that so hillarious?
Q2 why do people call ATMs ATM machines? (ATM means automated teller machine, so atm machine means automated teller machine machine)
A1 Because its true
A2 Because people are stupid (Cross Reference Pre-A1)
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why is your signature in capitol letters??
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why is your signature in capitol letters??
Because, the prologue of my book that Im writing is in capital letters,
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Why do you call yourself BluePriest ? Does it have a meaning ?
Can we ask BP (the energy company British Petroleum/Beyond Petroleum) instead of you ?
Will they tell us the truth ?
How can you get a moving avatar ?
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Why do you call yourself BluePriest ? Does it have a meaning ?
Can we ask BP (the energy company British Petroleum/Beyond Petroleum) instead of you ?
Will they tell us the truth ?
How can you get a moving avatar ?
Yes it has a meaning, Im working on finishing up typing the prologue to my book, and will post it here, then the meaning will seen a little... just a little, its only the prologue after all.
Yes you can
It depends on if Obama is there or not.
You get one by making an animated gif
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Hey BP! When will you fix the oil spill?
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Whenever the president stops failing.
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Can you truly answer a question in which the asker nor the answerer (you) understand the question?
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Can you truly answer a question in which the asker nor the answerer (you) understand the question?
Yes<---See, I did it right there :P
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I have 4 questions.
1. What happens if an unstoppable object hits an immobile object?
2. If a mutant starfish had 6 limbs instead of 5, and one got cut off, would it still grow back?
3. What is the thing that everybody wants?
4. Who is the character House most likely based off?
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I have 4 questions.
1. What happens if an unstoppable object hits an immobile object?
2. If a mutant starfish had 6 limbs instead of 5, and one got cut off, would it still grow back?
3. What is the thing that everybody wants?
4. Who is the character House most likely based off?
1)Ask chuck norris when he punches himself
2)Yes
3)To be like me
4)Me
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what is the real theory that happened when the universe began?
am i clinically crazy?
will u give me a signed autograph of ur book? if so what would u write on it?
what do i do when im angry(physical action)?
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[teary-eyed and frantic] Oh great and wise oil company that massively screwed up, why are teenage friends I used to respect obsessed with wearing neon giraffes on their wrists?[/teary-eyed and frantic]
Help me BP, you're my only hope.
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what is the real theory that happened when the universe began?
am i clinically crazy?
will u give me a signed autograph of ur book? if so what would u write on it?
what do i do when im angry(physical action)?
Its called the Big Dud, or something like that.
Yes
Yes, I will sign it To IceColdBro, Signed Awesome
You'll see
[teary-eyed and frantic] Oh great and wise oil company that massively screwed up, why are teenage friends I used to respect obsessed with wearing neon giraffes on their wrists?[/teary-eyed and frantic]
Help me BP, you're my only hope.
Because, fads ruin the world
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what is the real theory that happened when the universe began?
am i clinically crazy?
will u give me a signed autograph of ur book? if so what would u write on it?
what do i do when im angry(physical action)?
Its called the Big Dud, or something like that.
Yes
Yes, I will sign it To IceColdBro, Signed Awesome
You'll see
correct answer but i would have preffered punch things like my door(has my fist print on it) my dad's rib has my knee's print on it and my sister has my shoe up her ass.
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:o
*backs away slowly*
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Can I get all of you Karma, posts and cards? xD
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Can I get all of you Karma, posts and cards? xD
Proof that i do answer some questions with a straight answer
nope
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Should I do everything to go on this trip I'm planning?
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Dear BP: What's the Janitors name? (from Scrubs)
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Should I do everything to go on this trip I'm planning?
Yes
Dear BP: What's the Janitors name? (from Scrubs)
Neil Flynn
Glenn Matthews
Dr. Ján Ĩtor
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If I don´t ask anything. Will I have an answer anyway?
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If I don´t ask anything. Will I have an answer anyway?
Yes
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Am I awesome?
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Am I awesome?
awesome is a relative word. Compared to me are you awesome? No.
Compared to someone with >10 posts are you awesome? Yes. :P
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Why is the space left intentionally blank on your signature?
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That's actually personal text...
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Why is bigbadbanana confusing signatures with personal text?
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DOH! I just realized that too. :-[
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wuts better in an fg rainbow a golden nymph or a hourglass
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Why is the space left intentionally blank on your signature?
because im awesome like that
Why is bigbadbanana confusing signatures with personal text?
Because he can,
wuts better in an fg rainbow a golden nymph or a hourglass
hourglass. no competition
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1. What is Jack the Ripper's real first and last name? (can't be Jack, Ripper) or (Ripper, Jack)
2. A poor emo was hanging out at a cafe and saw 2 blonde stupid chicks who were actually smart and brunet. He then saw his best friend the hobbo with a gun shooting people. The hobbo shot himself and later a prostitute came by crying over the dead hobbo. Does the prostitute have sex with the hobbo or the emo? (explain reasoning)
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1. does, Question? count as an actual question?
if so,
2. Question?
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1. What is Jack the Ripper's real first and last name? (can't be Jack, Ripper) or (Ripper, Jack)
2. A poor emo was hanging out at a cafe and saw 2 blonde stupid chicks who were actually smart and brunet. He then saw his best friend the hobbo with a gun shooting people. The hobbo shot himself and later a prostitute came by crying over the dead hobbo. Does the prostitute have sex with the hobbo or the emo? (explain reasoning)
1)Whatever I decide it is
2)Neither Because I willed it
1. does, Question? count as an actual question?
if so,
2. Question?
1)Yes
2)Answer
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Are you the Keymaster?
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Are you the Keymaster?
Yes. And No.
Depends on my mood
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Is it caturday?
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Is it caturday?
When isnt it?
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Was that a rhetorical question, and did I spell everything correctly?
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im Bored what should i do?
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im Bored what should i do?
Worship me
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im Bored what should i do?
Worship me
that ur final answer?
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Why did you skip noobslayerkid's last question?
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How would you answer if this wasn't a question?
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Was that a rhetorical question, and did I spell everything correctly?
Yes, everything is spelled correctly
im Bored what should i do?
Worship me
that ur final answer?
No, I have plenty of other answers im going to give.
Why did you skip noobslayerkid's last question?
I didnt see it
How would you answer if this wasn't a question?
I just wouldnt answer it
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if 2+2=fish what does fish+fish equal?
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if 2+2=fish what does fish+fish equal?
Whatever I will it to be. Right now it equals bread. I might want it to equal :aether some other time though
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Am I allowed to make up my own answers for questions people ask you?
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Am I allowed to make up my own answers for questions people ask you?
Free countries FTW!
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Am I allowed to make up my own answers for questions people ask you?
See earlier in this thread, when I blatantly mocked him for some weird answers :P
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Already seen =P
Ask BP?
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Already seen =P
Ask BP = most epic thread in the world
Fixed 8)
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"Ask BP?"
Okay. How do you clean up oil effectively?
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"Ask BP?"
Okay. How do you clean up oil effectively?
By bypassing failed presidency and cleaning it the proper way. Focusing on cleaning the oil First thing and then ONCE its cleaned up, find out whos fault it is
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What is the mass of a dream?
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What is the mass of a dream?
42. It is the answer to everything.
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What is the mass of a dream?
42. It is the answer to everything.
Actually, it's not the answer to 1+1, 2+2, how many times i have blinked today, how many times chuck norris has lost a fight, whether it will rain or be sunny tomorrow, the area of the sun, whether i want bread or chicken right now, how many letters are in this post, how old my computer is, and many more questions.
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What is the mass of a dream?
42. It is the answer to everything.
Actually, it's not the answer to 1+1, 2+2, how many times i have blinked today, how many times chuck norris has lost a fight, whether it will rain or be sunny tomorrow, the area of the sun, whether i want bread or chicken right now, how many letters are in this post, how old my computer is, and many more questions.
Actually, it is, because I will it. And that is all that matters. You are in my world in this thread.
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What is the mass of a dream?
42. It is the answer to everything.
Actually, it's not the answer to 1+1, 2+2, how many times i have blinked today, how many times chuck norris has lost a fight, whether it will rain or be sunny tomorrow, the area of the sun, whether i want bread or chicken right now, how many letters are in this post, how old my computer is, and many more questions.
Actually, it is, because I will it. And that is all that matters. You are in my world in this thread.
I stand corrected, or i sit corrected because i'm sitting and you just corrected me. Unless you will me to be standing corrected or something else because this is you world/thread.....
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Ha! Nah, you can do whatever you want, im not THAT controlling. People can at least sit or stand when they want.
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Here's an amazingly hard question for you: which is more awesome? you or zanz?
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Here's an amazingly hard question for you: which is more awesome? you or zanz?
In this topic, me (unless Zanz Decides otherwise). In any other topic, Zanz.
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I'm glad to finally find a thread like this. Here is the question that took me awake me every night :
What would happened if Pinnochio says : "My nose will grow up right after the end of this sentence" ?
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I'm glad to finally find a thread like this. Here is the question that took me awake me every night :
What would happened if Pinnochio says : "My nose will grow up right after the end of this sentence" ?
It will grow, because since ultimately the sentence is a lie at one point (the instant his nose doesnt grow, its a lie) then it will grow turning into a truth. So even though the statements end result was a truth, since it started as a lie, then the nose will still grow.
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What is the question to life the universe and everything?
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If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
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What is the question to life the universe and everything?
Is there a purpose. now if you wanted aan answer to life the universe and everything (which you didnt ask) then it is 42.If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
I think the real question here, is why are you hearing chickens talk?
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If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
I think the real question here, is why are you hearing chickens talk?
Touché
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If a Sicilian says, "All Sicilians are liars", is the Sicilian telling the truth?
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If a Sicilian says, "All Sicilians are liars", is the Sicilian telling the truth?
Depends. Technically everyone probably lied at least once in their life. If you consider that a liar, then yes, all Sicilians are liars. Now if you are only talking about compulsive ones, then no, not all Sicilians are liars.
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What weighs more, a pound of fat or a pound of muscle?
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What weighs more, a pound of fat or a pound of muscle?
They both weight the same (a pound). That's so common I'm sure he'll know.
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What weighs more, a pound of fat or a pound of muscle?
They both weight the same (a pound). That's so common I'm sure he'll know.
lol....yeah, it's a lame question
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What weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
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What weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
I saw that when looking for riddles and based my question on it. I guess it's good enough to let someone else try to answer....
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What weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
It's the same question as before /facepalm
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I'm aware of that.
Actually, a pound of feathers weighed more.
Feathers and Gold used to be weighed in 2 different pounds, avoirdupois and troy. (Not sure if troy is still used.)
Gold was measured in Troy Pounds, which were 12 ounces each.
Feathers are measured in Avoirdupois Pounds, which were 16 ounces.
But a Troy Ounce was heavier than an Avoirdupois ounce, so An ounce of gold was heavier than an ounce of feathers.
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I'm aware of that.
Actually, a pound of feathers weighed more.
Feathers and Gold used to be weighed in 2 different pounds, avoirdupois and troy. (Not sure if troy is still used.)
Gold was measured in Troy Pounds, which were 12 ounces each.
Feathers are measured in Avoirdupois Pounds, which were 16 ounces.
But a Troy Ounce was heavier than an Avoirdupois ounce, so An ounce of gold was heavier than an ounce of feathers.
ACTUALLY, If you take a pound of feathers and put it on a scale, and put a pund of gold on a scale, so that they equal 1 pound each on the scale, they weigh the same.
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QUESTION:
Can you name the flash game that am thinking of? I will give hints:
Its multiplayer
A few people on the top 100 [dead server, so they stay the same]: Angel17, Stiv 2 [a "gray" account], Final Justice
Random guys: (''\ (*,.,*) /''), noobslayerkid, Give me your setup
This should make it easy :P
FYI, if you decide to find out, a link for the game is not on kong-armorgames-crazymonkeygames or other stuff like that.
I would start at google or addictinggames, allthough one is significantly harder.
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QUESTION:
Can you name the flash game that am thinking of? I will give hints:
Its multiplayer
A few people on the top 100 [dead server, so they stay the same]: Angel17, Stiv 2 [a "gray" account], Final Justice
Random guys: (''\ (*,.,*) /''), noobslayerkid, Give me your setup
This should make it easy :P
FYI, if you decide to find out, a link for the game is not on kong-armorgames-crazymonkeygames or other stuff like that.
I would start at google or addictinggames, allthough one is significantly harder.
Yes.
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Im sorry, i meant to say "will you" instead of "can you"
so...
QUESTION:
Will you name the flash game that am thinking of? I will give hints:
Its multiplayer
A few people on the top 100 [dead server, so they stay the same]: Angel17, Stiv 2 [a "gray" account], Final Justice
Random guys: (''\ (*,.,*) /''), noobslayerkid, Give me your setup
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Im sorry, i meant to say "will you" instead of "can you"
so...
QUESTION:
Will you name the flash game that am thinking of? I will give hints:
Its multiplayer
A few people on the top 100 [dead server, so they stay the same]: Angel17, Stiv 2 [a "gray" account], Final Justice
Random guys: (''\ (*,.,*) /''), noobslayerkid, Give me your setup
No, I wont.
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why did people lynch me in mafia? I'm innocent!
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why did people lynch me in mafia? I'm innocent!
Because you had money. If you didnt have money, they thought you had money. If they didnt want money, then they wanted kills. If they didnt want kills, then they were just pushing randoim buttons, and if none of those is true, then it is because you are in a mafia.
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What book is the quote "You don't hurt my doggy, no parents for you!" from? :))
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Im going to go out on a limb here and say that quote isnt in a book.
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What is my favourite number?
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What is my favourite number?
A number that you have a passion for.
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What is my favourite number?
A number that you have a passion for.
But what if I don't have a passion for a number?
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What is my favourite number?
A number that you have a passion for.
But what if I don't have a passion for a number?
Then I would consider your question void, as without passion for something, even if that passion is a hate, then there is a vast indifference, that blurs the lines between favoritism, and randomness.
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?siht rewsna uoy naC
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!nac eh esrouc fO
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Why did you start this thread?
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?siht rewsna uoy naC
yes
ps
emag eht tsol I
Why did you start this thread?
To show my supreme capability of answering questions.
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How does it feel to eat chocolate and watch sleeping trees at the same time?
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It feel like.....boring!
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How does it feel to eat chocolate and watch sleeping trees at the same time?
It feels like eating chocolate and watching sleeping trees.
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What would you do if I came up to you and snaped your neck, instantly killing you?
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Hi ! i am a christian. When is God's 2nd Coming.(Give a specific date and time)
One more thing. DO NOT GIVE AN ANNOYING, STUPID, INDIRECT ANSWER! ^^
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Whats the name of the last book I read?
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What would you do if I came up to you and snaped your neck, instantly killing you?
Laugh at your pitiful attempt at killing me, as all my bones are goo
Hi ! i am a christian. When is God's 2nd Coming.(Give a specific date and time)
When he feels like it
One more thing. DO NOT GIVE AN ANNOYING, STUPID, INDIRECT ANSWER! ^^
Annoyance, stupidity and indirectness are all relative.
Whats the name of the last book I read?
Names dont matter, as they give preconceived notions to something that can never be discovered without looking into the bigger picture.
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How much does an Electrum Hourglass weigh?
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How much does an Electrum Hourglass weigh?
Less Than a massive dragon, and more than a Ball lightning.
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What would you do if I came up to you and snaped your neck, instantly killing you?
Laugh at your pitiful attempt at killing me, as all my bones are goo
Hi ! i am a christian. When is God's 2nd Coming.(Give a specific date and time)
When he feels like it
One more thing. DO NOT GIVE AN ANNOYING, STUPID, INDIRECT ANSWER! ^^
Annoyance, stupidity and indirectness are all relative.
Whats the name of the last book I read?
Names dont matter, as they give preconceived notions to something that can never be discovered without looking into the bigger picture.
My answer was in my signature XD
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That's a good book, by the way.
He hasn't written any more in that series, recently, has he?
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That's a good book, by the way.
He hasn't written any more in that series, recently, has he?
http://www.randomhouse.com/features/garypaulsen/library/briansaga.html
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What if I set you on fire, kicked you in the crotch, pushed you off a cliff and dropped a 50-ton boulder on you?
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That's a good book, by the way.
He hasn't written any more in that series, recently, has he?
http://www.randomhouse.com/features/garypaulsen/library/briansaga.html
Sad day, I've read all of those....
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That's a good book, by the way.
He hasn't written any more in that series, recently, has he?
Found that book at a 2nd hand clothing store asked my mom to buy it for me. :))
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Have you read the sequels?
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What if I set you on fire, kicked you in the crotch, pushed you off a cliff and dropped a 50-ton boulder on you?
Youd have a burned body, as the fire would explode due to the gasoline I constantly have on me, a broken foot from kicking me, an extra crater in the world caused by my awesomeness hitting the ground at large speeds, and a broken boulder that was destroyed by the metal in my head.
Have you read the sequels?
Ive jsut read hatchet (I know, you werent talking to me :P)
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Then you can have a question directed at you(two of them actually). ;)
Will you read the next one?
When will you read the next one?
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Then you can have a question directed at you(two of them actually). ;)
Will you read the next one?
When will you read the next one?
Probably not, probably never
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Have you read the sequels?
No havnt read a book since last yr.
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Im going to go out on a limb here and say that quote isnt in a book.
actually that quote IS from a real book. i have it on my book shelf right now. so i must ask again, what book is the quote "You no hurt my doggy, no parents for you!" from???
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Huh. I recognize it, actually, but I can't remember where from.....could you PM it to me while BP tries to figure it out? ;D
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Question 1. On a hot summer in Rome one day, 2 people cross the street to the new market place on 22nd street. How many numbers did I type in this reply?
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Im going to go out on a limb here and say that quote isnt in a book.
actually that quote IS from a real book. i have it on my book shelf right now. so i must ask again, what book is the quote "You no hurt my doggy, no parents for you!" from???
Until proven otherwise, I say that Google is right :P
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Heh, I tried that too. I still think I recognize it, though.
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Heh, I tried that too. I still think I recognize it, though.
recognize what ? o.o
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what online game am I going to start playing?
hint: you might consider it a childish game, especially considering the company (well known company), but its awesome. Its been around for a while.
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Question 1. On a hot summer in Rome one day, 2 people cross the street to the new market place on 22nd street. How many numbers did I type in this reply?
You typed 4 numerals, 3 different numbers in numerical form, and 1 number written out.
what online game am I going to start playing?
hint: you might consider it a childish game, especially considering the company (well known company), but its awesome. Its been around for a while.
One that I probably think is childish
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Question 1. On a hot summer in Rome one day, 2 people cross the street to the new market place on 22nd street. How many numbers did I type in this reply?
I count 5, four if you count 22 as one number.
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I think I know what game he is going to start playing. Am I lying?
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does heaven exist?(answer must be yes or no with your logical explanation)
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Why does Bloodshadow know about the colour codes,and,how do I use them?
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If i answer yes and you answer yes, but everyone else in the world answers no, what question was asked?
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what online game am I going to start playing?
hint: you might consider it a childish game, especially considering the company (well known company), but its awesome. Its been around for a while.
What, Pokemon? Or Runescape?
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what online game am I going to start playing?
hint: you might consider it a childish game, especially considering the company (well known company), but its awesome. Its been around for a while.
What, Pokemon? Or Runescape?
nope, Its from a company thats well known for its TV shows and movies.
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I think I know what game he is going to start playing. Am I lying?
Could Be
does heaven exist?(answer must be yes or no with your logical explanation)
Yes, because I said soIf i answer yes and you answer yes, but everyone else in the world answers no, what question was asked?
An interesting one
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Here is an easy yes or no question:
Will you answers this question with no?
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Well obviously, he will say maybe.
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It is a yes or no question he has to answer with yes or no
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i know a simple answer to that. "in a different universe, no"
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If someone gave you £10000 to restart your account would you do it?
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What's the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything?
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42^^
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42^^
thats the answer not question
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42^^
thats the answer not question
42 is the answer to EVERYTHING.
everyone loves 42 ;D
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I read through about 20 pages.
And all I could come up with is;
Do you like making Implosion mad?
and
What is missing
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42^^
thats the answer not question
42 is the answer to EVERYTHING.
everyone loves 42 ;D
The question to Life, the Universe, and Everything is:
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE
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Wasn't it six by nine?
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Right, my bad ><
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아 즈 뷰 너바자? Since you so smart i thought you could answer a question from my language. And everyone that knows this language dont tell him. ;) ;) :P :P
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Here is an easy yes or no question:
Will you answers this question with no?
17
It is a yes or no question he has to answer with yes or no
This is m thread, so I can answer it however I want (within forum rules of course :P )
If someone gave you £10000 to restart your account would you do it?
Yes
What's the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything?
Elements=Win
I read through about 20 pages.
And all I could come up with is;
Do you like making Implosion mad?
and
What is missing
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^ No, it just seems to happen due to a difference of opinion, and I dont think hes actually
^ mad, I beet he actually laughs at some of my
^ reasoning.
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And no, its not missing, its right there ^
아 즈 뷰 너바자? Since you so smart i thought you could answer a question from my language. And everyone that knows this language dont tell him. ;) ;) :P :P
No
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It wasn't a yes or no question. Lol nice try. :P :P
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If we assume that:
1+1 is a piece of cake.
and there are 8 pieces of cake in a whole cake then:
2*8=16=cake
But the cake is a lie right?
cake=a lie
then 16 is equal to a lie.
So if 16 is a lie;
the squareroot of 16 is equal to a quarter of a lie?
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It wasn't a yes or no question. Lol nice try. :P :P
Wait.... im confused.... when did I say I was going to answer the question you asked? I thought I just said Id have an answer :P
If we assume that:
1+1 is a piece of cake.
and there are 8 pieces of cake in a whole cake then:
2*8=16=cake
But the cake is a lie right?
cake=a lie
then 16 is equal to a lie.
So if 16 is a lie;
the squareroot of 16 is equal to a quarter of a lie?
Actually, its a trick question. The final question is void, when you answer the first (bolded) question properly. The cake isnt a lie. It is real.
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What's your favourite book?
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What's your favourite book?
I not sure, I do like the choose your own adventure books though. I dont read enough to have a favorite. If pressured, Id probably say "Carry on Mr. Bowditch" though
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does these shoes taste like shoes?
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What? Why? Where? Who? When? How?
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if the meaning of life is a number then what is the meaning of death
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if the meaning of life is a number then what is the meaning of death
- 42, as life has been taken away.
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does these shoes taste like shoes?
No, they taste like bananas.
What? Why? Where? Who? When? How?
Awesomeness, Because, Here, Me, Always, State of Being.if the meaning of life is a number then what is the meaning of death
if the meaning of life is a number then what is the meaning of death
- 42, as life has been taken away.
I was thinking either that or 24 :P Good answer
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if the meaning of life is 24 and the meaning of death is 42 then what is the meaning of the undead.
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if the meaning of life is 24 and the meaning of death is 42 then what is the meaning of the undead.
undead is between life and death. So it is 33.
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How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
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How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
you just get a larger cuff on one end, and cuff him to his neck. with normal cuffs, you can cuff him to his ankle or simply to yourself/another officer (depending on if you are also going where he is going) or too some random immoveable object until someone else comes to deal with him
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if the meaning of life is 24 and the meaning of death is 42 then what is the meaning of the undead.
undead is between life and death. So it is 33.
if the undead are 33 and then you kill an undead then what is its meaning?
Also what about the immortal what is the meaning of their lives
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if the meaning of life is 24 and the meaning of death is 42 then what is the meaning of the undead.
undead is between life and death. So it is 33.
if the undead are 33 and then you kill an undead then what is its meaning?
Also what about the immortal what is the meaning of their lives
1. It'll be dead, so 24.
2. The immortal can be killed and it is alive, so therefore is the normal 42.
Edit: I think I'm taking over abit. Sorry BP, I'll stop answering your questions now.
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Do bananas taste like shoes?
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:( + :fire = ?
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if the meaning of life is 24 and the meaning of death is 42 then what is the meaning of the undead.
undead is between life and death. So it is 33.
if the undead are 33 and then you kill an undead then what is its meaning?
Also what about the immortal what is the meaning of their lives
1. It'll be dead, so 24.
2. The immortal can be killed and it is alive, so therefore is the normal 42.
Edit: I think I'm taking over abit. Sorry BP, I'll stop answering your questions now.
I dont mind, Ive been a bit busy lately, time to get active again though.
:( + :fire = ?
:water
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
what would happen if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow?
and more importantly. Team Edward or Team Jacob?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Depends how hungry he is.
what would happen if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow?
Nothing. The woodchuck would be chucking it as fast as it could grow.
and more importantly. Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Team Buffy.
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what would happen if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow?
Nothing. The woodchuck would be chucking it as fast as it could grow.
STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION
and more importantly. Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Team Buffy.
BUT JACOB HAS SUPER SEXY ABS AND EDWARD HAS A SUPER SEXY FACE
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Buffy the Vampire slayer....
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If Swiss cheese has holes in it, then the more cheese you have, the more holes it will have.
But the more holes the cheese has, the less cheese you will have...
Then: The more Swiss cheese you have, the less you have? :-\
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If Swiss cheese has holes in it, then the more cheese you have, the more holes it will have.
But the more holes the cheese has, the less cheese you will have...
Then: The more Swiss cheese you have, the less you have? :-\
lol, epic logic.
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If Swiss cheese has holes in it, then the more cheese you have, the more holes it will have.
But the more holes the cheese has, the less cheese you will have...
Then: The more Swiss cheese you have, the less you have? :-\
the ratio of air to cheese increases as the opposite ratio does the opposite therefore eventually rendering the cheese nonexistent and all encompassing at the same time.
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If Swiss cheese has holes in it, then the more cheese you have, the more holes it will have.
But the more holes the cheese has, the less cheese you will have...
Then: The more Swiss cheese you have, the less you have? :-\
lol, epic logic.
not really, since the holes are not swiss cheese, just areas where there is no cheese. So if you had swiss cheese there would be no holes, but a block of swiss cheese would have the holes. (sorry, the way I worded it doesnt make much sense)
Also, the net gain is positive.
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Where is the center of the universe?
Can you answer every question?
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Can you answer every question?
I can answer every question. Maybe not correctly, but I can still answer tham all.
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Let's assume earth's equator is all land and perfectly flat. The circumference is 40,075.02 km. Let's also assume that the sun is in the sky for exactly twelve hours if you remain in the same spot.
When the sun rises, you begin traveling west non-stop at 60 km/hour. When the sun sets, you stop. When the sun rises, you travel east non-stop at 60 km/hour. How much further did you travel on the first day than on the second?
1440km?
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will this thread ever end??
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This is a question JUST for BP.
Why the oil spill?
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Why pregnant women have no menstruation? Are the babies inside vampires?
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Why are you in the center of the universe?
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Will i ever reach 200 posts?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
what would happen if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow?
and more importantly. Team Edward or Team Jacob?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
It will grow for an unmeasurable amount of time (because of how short the time was) and stop growing the instant it fulfilled its own prophecy
Team voltori. If they just hurried up and killed them the series would finally be over.If Swiss cheese has holes in it, then the more cheese you have, the more holes it will have.
But the more holes the cheese has, the less cheese you will have...
Then: The more Swiss cheese you have, the less you have? :-\
Nope, cause the more cheese the more holes. All having more swiss cheese does is make you more holyWhere is the center of the universe?
Can you answer every question?
Me.
Yes
will this thread ever end??
NoThis is a question JUST for BP.
Why the oil spill?
Because of fail president
Will i ever reach 200 posts?
Very possible
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Will i become master of aether after warII?
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Does everyone love CHEESECAKE? Cause i do. :D
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Will i become master of aether after warII?
You deserve it. The only person besides Icy that i think of when I think aether is you
Does everyone love CHEESECAKE? Cause i do. :D
Nope.
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What color is my underwear?
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What color is my underwear?
a/mixture of the primary colors
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What color is my underwear?
a/mixture of the primary colors
You are wrong. I'm not wearing underwear.
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What color is my underwear?
a/mixture of the primary colors
You are wrong. I'm not wearing underwear.
you have no idea in all seriousness, how close i was to saying that lol. However, in order to reassure the fact that I can not be wrong, you never said what color is the underwear your wearing, just the color of the underwear you have.
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Why are zombies movies/series the best shows ever? Also could i ever be a deck builder as awsome as jmdt :P?
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What is the average hexadecimal value (six digits from 0-f) of the pixels in the ^-^ emoticon?
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What color is my underwear?
a/mixture of the primary colors
You are wrong. I'm not wearing underwear.
you have no idea in all seriousness, how close i was to saying that lol. However, in order to reassure the fact that I can not be wrong, you never said what color is the underwear your wearing, just the color of the underwear you have.
......Touché.
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what was i doing five minutes ago
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what was i doing five minutes ago
stuff
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Will I pass my Pre-Engineerinig assignment?
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Will I pass my Pre-Engineerinig assignment?
only if you try hard enough.
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What is the chemical composition of feces?
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Where was I born? >:D
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You missed my question (bottom of the last page).
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Why are zombies movies/series the best shows ever? Also could i ever be a deck builder as awsome as jmdt :P?
He missed mine so he must have no answer O.o
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Why are zombies movies/series the best shows ever? Also could i ever be a deck builder as awsome as jmdt :P?
He missed mine so he must have no answer O.o
Well the second one doesn't need an answer, but if you insist on getting one, no.
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Ya, i was more interested in why zombies shows are so awsome :)
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Why are zombies movies/series the best shows ever? Also could i ever be a deck builder as awsome as jmdt :P?
They arent, and no.
What is the average hexadecimal value (six digits from 0-f) of the pixels in the ^-^ emoticon?
something between 000000 and ffffff
ps
I was gone for almost 3 months, gimme a break lol
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Where did you find your power of wisdom?
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Where did you find your power of wisdom?
He learnt it from my teachings. Whatever I told him, he did the opposite, and this is where it got him :P
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:electrum :electrum :electrum MONEY MONEY MONEY :electrum :electrum :electrum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
even though it isn't a question you should still be able to answer it :P
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Dear BP: If he liked it, should he have put a ring on the finger? Dirty, dirty you, thinking I'd put something not PG here. SHAME on you.
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Dear BP, do you think I should be more active here again?
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Where was I born? >:D
I was going to tell you this some other day... but...
The truth is...
you are not born.
you are spawned by bloodshadow-- I mean *cough cough*-- the demon in the 9th Realm of Hell. Your true name is Demonspawn and from an early age you were destined to be the lesser demonleader of the Realm of Si Won Kim (I'll bet you have no idea who he is lol :D ). This joke was stolen shamelessly from my social studies teacher. lol.
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Where did you find your power of wisdom?
I was born with it
:electrum :electrum :electrum MONEY MONEY MONEY :electrum :electrum :electrum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
even though it isn't a question you should still be able to answer it :P
No.Dear BP, do you think I should be more active here again?
Yes Svenningen! btw, your name reminds me of michael finagin. /that old kids song.
Dear BP: If he liked it, should he have put a ring on the finger? Dirty, dirty you, thinking I'd put something not PG here. SHAME on you.
yes
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Why am I replying on this thread?
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i can't believe i read through every page to my most recent question only to find that you had avoided my question... will you continue to avoid my question if i still ask it? do you remember what that question was? can you tell me what that question was without looking back? without looking back, please will you tell me my most recent question? what was my most recent question?
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Why am I replying on this thread?
Because my awesomeness is way too great to be ignored.
i can't believe i read through every page to my most recent question only to find that you had avoided my question... will you continue to avoid my question if i still ask it? do you remember what that question was? can you tell me what that question was without looking back? without looking back, please will you tell me my most recent question? what was my most recent question?
The answer to all those is yes.
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Where do I keep my shotgun shells?
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Where do I keep my shotgun shells?
Right there
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Ha! Trick question. I am currently out of shotgun shells.
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but if you had them, they would be kept right there.
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Ha! Trick question. I am currently out of shotgun shells.
but if you had them, they would be kept right there.
Thats a good answer, but Mine....
I was pointing at the store. Cause you were out of them. (I sorta figured you were going to say you were out lol)
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Why did I choose my username?
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Why did I choose my username?
because you didnt want anyone else to chose it for you.
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What was the funniest question ever on this thread?
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Can I please have 12 of every nymph?
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What was the funniest question ever on this thread?
It hasnt been asked yet.
Can I please have 12 of every nymph?
no. But you can have 12 cards. *looks at your deck* Oh, you already have the cards I was going to give you. I guess you dont need them.
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If you have answers for everything, what can't you answer?
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If you have answers for everything, what can't you answer?
There is nothing I cant answer
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If you have answers for everything, what can't you answer?
There is nothing I cant answer
Then, I ask you the following question.
Can you answer nothing?
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If you have answers for everything, what can't you answer?
There is nothing I cant answer
Then, I ask you the following question.
Can you answer nothing?
Nothing can be considered many different things. All of those things are nothing. Silence, at its essence, is nothing. I can reply to that. Nothing could also be asked, and yet, even if nothing is asked, I can still respond.
So my response to your question.
I can respond.
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If you have answers for everything, what can't you answer?
There is nothing I cant answer
Then, I ask you the following question.
Can you answer nothing?
Nothing can be considered many different things. All of those things are nothing. Silence, at its essence, is nothing. I can reply to that. Nothing could also be asked, and yet, even if nothing is asked, I can still respond.
So my response to your question.
I can respond.
Parmenides demostrated that nothingness doesn't exist. How could you answer to something that doesn't exist?
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Because I look at the world in a metaphorical point of view. Nothingness can be many things.
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Is the answer to this question no?
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the only way to answer that is to make up a new word that counters paradoxes so here goes. the answer is gribbery doodaa
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the only way to answer that is to make up a new word that counters paradoxes so here goes. the answer is gribbery doodaa
Actually that means "I like sucking giant purple geese" in the language of Giberishia. Besides, the question was for BP (as clearly indicated by the title of the thread).
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BP, do you know how Karen misppelled Higurashi's username when he imitated her?
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Actually that means "I like sucking giant purple geese" in the language of Giberishia. Besides, the question was for BP (as clearly indicated by the title of the thread).
i am BP... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually that means "I like sucking giant purple geese" in the language of Giberishia. Besides, the question was for BP (as clearly indicated by the title of the thread).
i am BP... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You require proof for that. Also, wrong country, my friend. ;)
Just to make sure BP sees it:
BP, do you know how Karen misppelled Higurashi's username when he imitated her?
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alas proof is the one thing i can't provide. this the end. my cover is blown. you were right... im not BP.
no, i am in fact her Majesty the Queen!!! no your right again, im not really her (though i wish i was :P)
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Is the answer to this question no?
Maybe
BP, do you know how Karen misppelled Higurashi's username when he imitated her?
Yes I Do, (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,16580.0.html)
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Maybe
But if it is maybe then it is not yes or no which means that it is no. If the answer is no then the answer really is no so you are wrong.
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Oh Great and mighty BP,why are you so awesome? Also,can you train me to be as awesome as you?
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reply #600!
what is the meaning of life?
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Maybe
But if it is maybe then it is not yes or no which means that it is no. If the answer is no then the answer really is no so you are wrong.
Actually, maybe is the most correct answer. Saying maybe doesnt make a definitive positive or negative statement, and yet it still replies to the thread. You see, the instant I say yes, it is no, then the answer is no longer no, as the answer becomes yes. But if the answer is yes, then the answer suddenly becomes no, and we go in an endless loop. Saying maybe, however, just makes it so that the question is replied to without actually answering it. And yet, it is still answered at the same time. Just not a definitive answer.
Oh Great and mighty BP,why are you so awesome? Also,can you train me to be as awesome as you?
God bestowed it upon me at birth. and sure, I will train you. All I need is yours, your parents, and grandparents Social Security Number, all of the previous credit/debit card numbers, your date/location of birth, your UN/PW for every site you visit, and all forms of ID you carry with you. Dont worry though, you can keep your soul.
reply #600!
what is the meaning of life?
42
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Why is this thread still going!?
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Why is this thread still going!?
Because it is THAT awesome.
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Who is faster, Shadow or Sonic?
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What is love?
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In your opinion,
if you experience something so fantastic, and awe inspiring.
Would you be inclined to keep it to yourself, in order to "keep its value and meaning".
or
Share it with others, to "make it more meaningful"?
Please give an example.
(If you have a different response to an awe inspiring/fantastic moment i.e. you complete forget about it, ignore it and move on, or write about it, express it another way...I would accept those answers but again an example must be set).
I would and I do. It is my statement of faith :)
Who is faster, Shadow or Sonic?
Me
What is love?
Baby dont hurt me, Dont hurt me, No more more more more
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Who is faster, Shadow or Sonic?
Me
How can you be faster than an entity that can stop time?
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He can travel backwards through time...
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Who is faster, Shadow or Sonic?
Me
How can you be faster than an entity that can stop time?
He can travel backwards through time...
this
Why Did you make this thread?
and
Can I make one of my own? (Ask DK)?
To Share My infinite Wisdom
And its a free country forum. You can do whatever you want.
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how tall it the statue of liberty? (in millimetres)
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BP, are you faster than an entity that is unknown to much of the anime-verse that can stop time and travel through it whenever he wants?
how tall it the statue of liberty? (in millimetres)
Don't ask him stuff that can be found on the internet! That's too easy!
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BP, are you faster than an entity that is unknown to much of the anime-verse that can stop time and travel through it whenever he wants?
how tall it the statue of liberty? (in millimetres)
Don't ask him stuff that can be found on the internet! That's too easy!
Yes, for I exist outside of time.
how tall it the statue of liberty? (in millimetres)
Taller than a penny.
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wow! you really do know everything! :))
ok then, how long is a piece of string?
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wow! you really do know everything! :))
ok then, how long is a piece of string?
Larger than half the size of that same string.
fyi, (in millimeters) was CLEARLY outside of the ? and so it was more of just a statement, instead of part of the question.
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ha would you like me to repeat it correctly? ;)
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what is the answer to this question?
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What am I going to post next?
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When will i get unbanned from elements chat, also will i still want to go to them everyday after that happens?
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ha would you like me to repeat it correctly? ;)
Nah, its ok. I dont like math
what is the answer to this question?
and
What am I going to post next?
The answer to both of those questions is one very simple word.... Something
When will i get unbanned from elements chat, also will i still want to go to them everyday after that happens?
when your alloted time is up... You got banned from chat? Did you get bipolar or something lol. And yes you will want to, because chat is awesome (even if Im not there)
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Have you ever hugged Scaredgirl?
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When will i get unbanned from elements chat, also will i still want to go to them everyday after that happens?
when your alloted time is up... You got banned from chat? Did you get bipolar or something lol. And yes you will want to, because chat is awesome (even if Im not there)
yes i got banned, i kinda exploded at a way wrong time and i apologize to anyone involved, im not sure what alloted means but from what i know its a perma ban till SG says other wise
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Have you ever hugged Scaredgirl?
No... or have I? DUN DUN DUN!
This is under the "humor" section of Forums.
Do you find more humor in people's questions (in general) or more humor in the responses you give(in general)?
I find it in people thinking they got a question I cant answer.
When will i get unbanned from elements chat, also will i still want to go to them everyday after that happens?
when your alloted time is up... You got banned from chat? Did you get bipolar or something lol. And yes you will want to, because chat is awesome (even if Im not there)
yes i got banned, i kinda exploded at a way wrong time and i apologize to anyone involved, im not sure what alloted means but from what i know its a perma ban till SG says other wise
alloted=amount given. SO if it was a perma ban, then the alloted time is forever :( how sad. Hopefully it wont be permanent forever.,,, does that even make sense?
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
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Except...I think SG is actually a he...
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Can you show a picture of the Real-Life you hugging the real-life Scaredgirl? It cannot be edited.
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Why is it that when something doesn't work anymore and I want to show someone how it is broken, it suddenly works again?
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What color boxers am I wearing?
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Can you show a picture of the Real-Life you hugging the real-life Scaredgirl? It cannot be edited.
That is how I look in real life. You didnt know that?
What color boxers am I wearing?
One that is visible.
Why is it that when something doesn't work anymore and I want to show someone how it is broken, it suddenly works again?
Because the world hates you. Dont worry, it hates me too.Would you like a plate of Fate Eggs on Toast?
Only if its Titan sized, I have the appetite of a massive dragon taking adrenaline. And Im very picky about how they are made. I only except eggs burned in a rain of fire.
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Would you like a plate of Fate Eggs on Toast?
Only if its Titan sized, I have the appetite of a massive dragon taking adrenaline. And Im very picky about how they are made. I only except eggs burned in a rain of fire.
No problem. I'm pretty good with rainbow decks, so you can have them for breakfast tommorow ^_^
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Can you show a picture of the Real-Life you hugging the real-life Scaredgirl? It cannot be edited.
That is how I look in real life. You didnt know that?
That is impossible. Shards cannot type! :D
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Can you show a picture of the Real-Life you hugging the real-life Scaredgirl? It cannot be edited.
That is how I look in real life. You didnt know that?
That is impossible. Shards cannot type! :D
Stop being so ridiculous and use your imagination. They're magic shards.
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Can you show a picture of the Real-Life you hugging the real-life Scaredgirl? It cannot be edited.
That is how I look in real life. You didnt know that?
That is impossible. Shards cannot type! :D
Stop being so ridiculous and use your imagination. They're magic shards.
Can you please not shoot down my attempts? ;)
Alright then, what would you do if you were fighting with dragons for bacon?
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Can you show a picture of the Real-Life you hugging the real-life Scaredgirl? It cannot be edited.
That is how I look in real life. You didnt know that?
That is impossible. Shards cannot type! :D
Stop being so ridiculous and use your imagination. They're magic shards.
Can you please not shoot down my attempts? ;)
Alright then, what would you do if you were fighting with dragons for bacon?
Id feed them you so I could get to the bacon.
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Can you please not shoot down my attempts? ;)
Sorry. BP is doing a good enough job by himself :P
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Why is it snowing even though I turned the weather effects off?
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Why is it snowing even though I turned the weather effects off?
Because you can not tame God
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What's the difference between crocodile?
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Zanzarino?
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What's the difference between crocodile?
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Zanzarino?
Only on fridays
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?
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Why does everybody attemps to make you answer wrong instead of making important questions such as "what should be the colour of my shirt tomorrow night"?
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Why does everybody attemps to make you answer wrong instead of making important questions such as "what should be the colour of my shirt tomorrow night"?
Fine.
What should the color of my shirt tomorrow?
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?
.
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Why does everybody attemps to make you answer wrong instead of making important questions such as "what should be the colour of my shirt tomorrow night"?
Because this community likes trying to outsmart instead of learn from my infinite wisdom.
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Why does everybody attemps to make you answer wrong instead of making important questions such as "what should be the colour of my shirt tomorrow night"?
Fine.
What should the color of my shirt tomorrow?
You shouldnt wear one unless you go to church. Then it should be pink
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What is the most difficult part of rollerskating?
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What is the most difficult part of rollerskating?
Putting the rollerskates on :D
(Sorry, I just had to...)
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What is the most difficult part of rollerskating?
Putting the rollerskates on :D
(Sorry, I just had to...)
I actually completely agree lol
?
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^_^ This is the standard format for BP's answers.
SO I give this challenge.
Question One: "?!"
Question Two: "!"
Question Three: "Where/Who do you go to when you have questions? or in need of guidance?"
Answer 1: !?
Answer 2: !>!@<!@@#
I go to god. The only thing that knows more than me. I would try to be more cocky, but im trying to not be blasphemous lol
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What is the name of my favorite band?
Take a guess along with your answer :)
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Why?
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What is the name of my favorite band?
Take a guess along with your answer :)
One that can be found by googling.
Why?
because
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how many pages of unread posts does SG have?
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what's the longest time you've taken to answer a question in this thread?
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Will i ever ever become a TO if i continue trying every single time the job opens up?
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Do you think the world economy will recover soon?
Would you prefer to: 1) have more, or 2) be a stronger person?
Are you happy with the way Obama rules as president?
If you could choose, would you have us all united in the belief of one god, or do you prefer the diversity in religious beliefs and opinions?
What do you think of people who consider themselves above others?
What genres of music do you like?
What genres do you like reading?
Do you think religious people are generally inclined to try follow 'better' (in their opinion) morals than non-religious people?
Do you prefer to recieve these sorts of personal questions, or the pages of random crap where you can give sarcastic answers?
1)yes
2)Have more
3)No
4)I would have us united under the belief of one God, but thats only if the people chose that one God. Your views of god should always be your own.
5)They are horrible, unlike me.
6)Everything that isnt talking shrewdly about a girl, and doesnt have bad language.
7)I like choose your own adventure books.
8)Yes, generally. Of course, there are always exceptions.
9)I like having a good mix.
how many pages of unread posts does SG have?
too manyWill i ever ever become a TO if i continue trying every single time the job opens up?
yes you will.... whats a to?
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Tournament Organizer...
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
I'm sorry, but I must quote this simply for the lulz.
To avoid spam:
Why did you let so much oil into the gulf of Mexico? Jerk.
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Hah! I just made you say no!
Can you show me a picture of you hugging Scaredgirl? And she has to confirm it's really her.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd125815/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
I'm sorry, but I must quote this simply for the lulz.
To avoid spam:
Why did you let so much oil into the gulf of Mexico? Jerk.
Because I was slowed down by a fail president
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Do you think religious people are generally inclined to try follow 'better' (in their opinion) morals than non-religious people?
8)Yes, generally. Of course, there are always exceptions.
But isn't this something of a tautology? Isn't saying "better morals" or "good morals" like saying "good goodness" or "good good things"?
What is your favorite color? Why? How long has it been your favorite color? Did you ever have a different favorite color? What was it? Did ever have multiple favorite colors? What were they? What do you think causes you to prefer some colors over others? Why does that thing cause you to prefer some colors over others? What in your psychology makes it happen: the desire for popular things, the desire for cool things, a love of color in general? What color do you dislike most? Did you ever dislike another color most? Why did you dislike those colors? What is your favorite thing about color? Why is color here? Why is vision here? Are you glad you can see, or are there some things so ugly and evil that you wish you couldn't see? Why do we have vision? Why did God, or evolution, or some other manner of thing give us vision? Would you rather be blind or deaf, and why? Since we're now on the topic of deafness: what specific kinds of music do you enjoy most? What other sounds do you like? Do you love the ability to hear, or are there some things so ugly and evil to hear that you wish you couldn't hear? Why do we have hearing? Why did God, or evolution, or some other manner of thing grant us the ability to hear?
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Do you think religious people are generally inclined to try follow 'better' (in their opinion) morals than non-religious people?
8)Yes, generally. Of course, there are always exceptions.
But isn't this something of a tautology? Isn't saying "better morals" or "good morals" like saying "good goodness" or "good good things"?
What is your favorite color? Why? How long has it been your favorite color? Did you ever have a different favorite color? What was it? Did ever have multiple favorite colors? What were they? What do you think causes you to prefer some colors over others? Why does that thing cause you to prefer some colors over others? What in your psychology makes it happen: the desire for popular things, the desire for cool things, a love of color in general? What color do you dislike most? Did you ever dislike another color most? Why did you dislike those colors? What is your favorite thing about color? Why is color here? Why is vision here? Are you glad you can see, or are there some things so ugly and evil that you wish you couldn't see? Why do we have vision? Why did God, or evolution, or some other manner of thing give us vision? Would you rather be blind or deaf, and why? Since we're now on the topic of deafness: what specific kinds of music do you enjoy most? What other sounds do you like? Do you love the ability to hear, or are there some things so ugly and evil to hear that you wish you couldn't hear? Why do we have hearing? Why did God, or evolution, or some other manner of thing grant us the ability to hear?
Nope, cause I say so.
Blue. Because. A while. Yes. Green. Yes. Blue and Green. My will. Beause. The desire to make a choice. Pink. no. i didnt. Its colorful. Because. Because. Yes and no respectively. Niether and because. Gospel Rap. Different ones. Yes. Yes, and no. because. Because
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I'm back! Are you satisfied? :D
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What's my real name?
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I'm back! Are you satisfied? :D
Yes, Finally
What's my real name?
A combination of letters
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Why have you written this newbie guide ?
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Why have you written this newbie guide ?
Which newbie Guide? the ask BP thread? or my newbie half blood guide?
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How do I beat Chuck Norris?
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How do I beat Chuck Norris?
You Dont. chuck norris Beats you.
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I would think. Then it would magically appear in my hand cause Im that awesome
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So...
My chances of making Team Underworld?
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So...
My chances of making Team Underworld?
Great chances. I have faith in you morningstar
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How much wood could it chuck?
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Comrade where is the gravy?
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What is the identity of my personage in reality?
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How much wood could it chuck?
As much wood as it would chuck.
Comrade where is the gravy?
Over there *points at the plate 918273645 is about to run away with*What is the identity of my personage in reality?
The person behind the computer
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Can i add u as a friend?
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Can i add u as a friend?
Yes, but If I dont accept, its nothing personal. I havent figured out how to actually accept the requests. Who knows though. Maybe this time Ill figure it out.
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Bp did you have anything to do with the BP oil spill?
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It's obvious that you think :entropy will win the War... but where do you think :underworld would go? And can you tell the odds of me being in UW?
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Bp did you have anything to do with the BP oil spill?
yes but my hands were tied due to failed reactions from the president. Even Bill Clinton Said that it isnt time to be pointing fingers, but it time to act ()
oh wait, wrong video. How did that get there?. He says it here (&feature=related)
It's obvious that you think KNOW :entropy will win the War... but where do you think :underworld would go? And can you tell the odds of me being in UW?
fixed
It will be below Entropy. Duh :P
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Which is the last alphabetic letter in the middle name of my name in real life ? Entire answer should only be one letter long.
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it is last alphabetic letter in the middle name of your name in real life
Well look at that, my answers shorter than the length of one letter...
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what is the meaning of
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If the answer to life and everything is 42, and 24 is the answer to the end of life and everything, what happens when 42 - 24?
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Bang.
If the answer to life and everything is 42, and 24 is the answer to the end of life and everything, what happens when 42 - 24?
That means that the world will go on forever since you are removing the end of the world.
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Are you gonna sign up for trials and try to overtake the Grand Master?
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Are you gonna sign up for trials and try to overtake the Grand Master?
Idk.... I have considered it but I dont think Im able to handle being a general in war... Way too much work involved with vault building, planning, ect
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I can ask more than one question?
If yes, you will answer to this question?
PS:where is the bathroom?
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I can ask more than one question?
If yes, you will answer to this question?
PS:where is the bathroom?
Yes, I guess, Dont look now, but I see a bush with your name all over it.
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Oh wise one!
Tell me the secret of gaining forum posts effectively and quickly; How may I effectively and efficiently get more forum posts so I can get a forum avatar from my desktop?
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What are some effective ways to "legally/honestly" raise my karma Reputation so I may have something [one bar] less than yours?
The secret to getting more posts is to make a post that you will have a lot to say about, and split what you have to say in more than one post while people comment on it.
The secret to getting more reputation is making a topic that you know a lot about, and put all the information you have in 1 post, well organized, that way people see all your knowledge at once.
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So you can't have reputation and post at the same time!
BTW how many post have you gained with this thread?
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So you can't have reputation and post at the same time!
BTW how many post have you gained with this thread?
He has 215 posts in this thread, so somethin like 2 reps.
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So you can't have reputation and post at the same time!
BTW how many post have you gained with this thread?
Yes you can but certain posts are better at certain things.
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What's a question that you can't answer?
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What's a question that you can't answer?
There is none
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Do you have an arch-nemesis RedPriest?
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Will I be death master after next trials?
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What does mean 'BTW'?
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By the way.
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By the way.
You mean it's not Buff Talking Walruses? :P
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Why am I too sexy for my shirt?
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Do you have an arch-nemesis RedPriest?
I did but the instant he decided to confront me to let me know he was choosing to be my nemisis, he died of fear.
Will I be death master after next trials?
It could be, and you are a good candidate.
What does mean 'BTW'?
Blue Turkey Water
Why am I too sexy for my shirt?
Because it is a very lame shirt.
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What is the question you can't answer?
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what is the meaning of elements??
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Why did this topic become inactive, BP?
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Who is king or queen of equestria if princess celestia and nightmare moon (aka. princess luna) are princesses?
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What is the question you can't answer?
There is none.
what is the meaning of elements??
To become JMizzle7-like
Why did this topic become inactive, BP?
Because people stopped seeking my infinite wisdom
Who is king or queen of equestria if princess celestia and nightmare moon (aka. princess luna) are princesses?
I am. I am the king of everything. And the queen.... thats how awesome I am. And humble. Im very humble too. Way moreso than you.
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What is the Oracle's name?
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What are the passwords I need to tell the Oracle so I can get a Golden Nymph, Amber Nymph, and Turquoise Nymph three days in a row to complete my set?
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Who will be the next president of the United States?
What does GRE stand for?
What is f'(x) if f(x)=e^x
If you took jmizzle7 and divided him into 42 pieces, would you get 1?
Which of the below is better?
:fire :fire :fire or :darkness :darkness :darkness or :life :life :life?
What rebellion deck can I use to beat Duke kirchj33 in the Falling Empire PvP event?
If a===z and f==>23, what is the value of ASFKJEPOHA?
Bluepriest?
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how can i beat ALL the false gods with a 100% winning rate?
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What is the Oracle's name?
To understand the oracles name, it requires you to understand the Essence of the Oracle.
What are the passwords I need to tell the Oracle so I can get a Golden Nymph, Amber Nymph, and Turquoise Nymph three days in a row to complete my set?
Id tell you, but its a 42 page binary using a combination of these letters *in no particular rder of course) thebluepriest.
Who will be the next president of the United States?
What does GRE stand for?
What is f'(x) if f(x)=e^x
If you took jmizzle7 and divided him into 42 pieces, would you get 1?
Which of the below is better?
:fire :fire :fire or :darkness :darkness :darkness or :life :life :life?
What rebellion deck can I use to beat Duke kirchj33 in the Falling Empire PvP event?
If a===z and f==>23, what is the value of ASFKJEPOHA?
Bluepriest?
Me.
Great Read Eels
e^x
You would just break whatever you tried to use.
Whichever one Jmizzle is using
One that is the perfect counter to kirchj33's deck
Me
Always
how can i beat ALL the false gods with a 100% winning rate?
By warning them that if they do not submit, they will have to answer to me (or you could just ask nicely and hope they listen)
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Do you like spicy food?
Why is the cake a lie?
Who ate all the pies?
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Why is "Reputation Power" better than "Karma"?
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Do you like spicy food?
Why is the cake a lie?
Who ate all the pies?
I cant stand spicy food. Flavor>Spice
Because Chuck Norris said it is. You dont want to say chuck Norris is wrong do you?
*Burp!*Ummm.... What pies *whistles inconspicuously* Why is "Reputation Power" better than "Karma"?
It bases it on more factors than popularity
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I was absent from the forum when that was updated. What is Reputation Power based on?
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I was absent from the forum when that was updated. What is Reputation Power based on?
Reputation Power is based on several things.
You get X amount of power when you create a topic (3 I believe)
You get X amount of power for every post you make (1 I believe)
You get X amount of power for every time someone gives your +rep. (cant remember this number, but it is the most significant
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Bp, I believe it's that persons total rep/100. Or, in other words, the number that shows up on their posts.
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what unpgraded deck can i use vs arena (Silver)??
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I havent tried it, but I have a feeling Anti Bolt would cream silver league that doesnt use rush decks. http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,20720.0.html
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I havent tried it, but I have a feeling Anti Bolt would cream silver league that doesnt use rush decks. http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,20720.0.html
thanks for the link!! :D
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Do you know when did I wrote this post? What was the thing that I was doing?
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Do you know when did I wrote this post? What was the thing that I was doing?
You wrote this post and 10:13 AND 19 seconds... in a time zone somewhere.
And what were you doing????.... welll. You were writing this post of course!
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Who's better, Notorious B.I.G. or 2Pac? :-X
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Who's better, Notorious B.I.G. or 2Pac? :-X
Notorious B.P. This thread is now locked! Go here for more of my infinite wisdom!
http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,30609.0.html
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Why does this thread need a thread-necro so urgently?