Ask BP

[PuppyChow]

How is the fail president keeping BP from cleaning up the oil spill? Just because he fails doesn't mean BP has to .

[Chemist]

1. How do we convince politicians to severely limit the world's emissions of greenhouse gasses?

2. How do we achieve world peace?

And while I'm at it:
3. How can I make a billion dollars?

[BluePriest]

How is the fail president keeping BP from cleaning up the oil spill? Just because he fails doesn't mean BP has to .

Because hes power hungry and doesnt like people doing stuff without him telling them to.

1. How do we convince politicians to severely limit the world's emissions of greenhouse gasses?

2. How do we achieve world peace?

And while I'm at it:
3. How can I make a billion dollars?

1.We dont, and let nature run its course.
2.We drop atomic bombs on every square inch of the world.
3.You just did, you made " a billion dollars" with your keyboard

[PuppyChow]

What proof do you have that "hes power hungry and doesnt like people doing stuff without him telling them to" and that's why BP isn't doing anything?

This is fun .

[BluePriest]

What proof do you have that "hes power hungry and doesnt like people doing stuff without him telling them to" and that's why BP isn't doing anything?

This is fun .

Arizona Immigration Law. They are well within their rights to do that, and he didnt tell them to, so he got mad and threw a fit.
BP isnt doing anything because they are afraid he will think their butt is the one that needs kicking:P

[Chemist]

What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to?

[BluePriest]

What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to?

I know an answer to all questions
Next question please

[Fixari]

What does it take for you to get up in the morning?
Have you ever had something at Tim Hortons?

[Anothebrother]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Can you cry under water?

[melzardust]

How are you?

[BluePriest]

What does it take for you to get up in the morning?
Have you ever had something at Tim Hortons?

MY wife wakes me up, thats all it takes
No I havent

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Can you cry under water?

1)Whichever you grab
2)When it it more cloudy than sunny
3)Because the lightning is spread throughout the water and disperses quickly because of that
4)yes

How are you?

Awesome, as usual

[Chemist]

What do you (BP) do when someone asks you a question you don't know the correct answer to?

I know an answer to all questions
Next question please

What do you do when you miscomprehend a question? Oh, wait...