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[BluePriest]

Some logic challenge : It was a cruel fight, 100 soldiers are coming back from war. 80 soldiers lost eye, 85 soldiers lost ear, 75 soldiers lost leg and 70 soldiers lost arm. Some of them lost even 4 parts of their body. How many soldiers are there minimally?

100.

Can you make a Jocko-flavored doughnut?

Yes I can.

I am sorry but you are forgettign something. You are in my thread now, and in my thread whatever i will to be is. Your donut could be jocko flavored if I will it.

That would be the best donut evah.

I would eat that.

Can you make a Jocko-flavored doughnut?

Who me?

You should, it would probably taste better than mine.

[Jocko]

Any jocko-flavoured donut will taste like heaven, so who makes it is not a big deal.
Would you eat a jocko-flavoured donut?

[NikaZaslavsky]

Would you eat a jocko-flavoured donut?

Yeah, I would. Unfortunately my photoshop isn't working so I can't make it right now.

[n00b]

I got a good one BP... if you could be the master of the Hypnotoad, what would you do with those mysterious powers?

[Aves]

Hm... why did you ignore my last post?

[0gr0]

Why has never been in the headlines of a newspaper: "seer wins the lottery?"
Why is it that if you talk to God, people think you are spiritual, but if God talks to you people think you're crazy?
What to do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

[BluePriest]

What are the patterns?
1.11.111.1111.11111.
1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1
1.1.11.111.11111.11111111.
1.11.1111.111111111.

What element would insurance go under?

IT would go under  / Insurance is evil!
The pattern is 1's

Any jocko-flavoured donut will taste like heaven, so who makes it is not a big deal.
Would you eat a jocko-flavoured donut?

YEs

I got a good one BP... if you could be the master of the Hypnotoad, what would you do with those mysterious powers?

Make an ask BO thread to share my ultimate wisdom.

Why has never been in the headlines of a newspaper: "seer wins the lottery?"
Why is it that if you talk to God, people think you are spiritual, but if God talks to you people think you're crazy?
What to do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Because they brainwash everyone into forgetting.
Because people dont like evidence of his existence.
Set poison on the plant so that they both die.

[Jocko]

Set poison on the plant so that they both die.

I yet have to see a dissapointing answer from you. So lulzy.

[Rutarete]

What is the most disappointing answer you have given?

[n00b]

Care to elaborate on your previous answer to me?

[Aves]

Hm.... why did you not answer the post reminding you to answer the post before it?
Is it a good omen when you get Miracle as your oracle card?

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck norris?

How much nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?