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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg167790#msg167790
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2010, 08:43:52 am »
He knows, but he might ask questions for example to PWN n00bs, or to attract chicks... although he might be the only person in existence able to attract women by PWNing them.
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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg169663#msg169663
« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2010, 02:32:36 pm »
xD nice thread here. :D

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg169840#msg169840
« Reply #62 on: October 03, 2010, 06:28:04 pm »
LOOOOOOL really great thread. I got one joke, but maybe not as funny as others.

The Bone Dragon is made from the bones of a Cockatrice that Antagon had eaten.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg169870#msg169870
« Reply #63 on: October 03, 2010, 07:13:04 pm »
LOOOOOOL really great thread. I got one joke, but maybe not as funny as others.

The Bone Dragon is made from the bones of a Cockatrice that Antagon had eaten.
???
I'm pretty sure it was made of the bones from one of each of the other dragons...

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg169992#msg169992
« Reply #64 on: October 03, 2010, 09:21:40 pm »
Antagon is the only person able to win The Game.

How?

It's simple. Antagon does not think about The Game. The Game thinks about Antagon. Therefore The Game loses to Antagon and Antagon wins.
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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg170001#msg170001
« Reply #65 on: October 03, 2010, 09:36:59 pm »
Antagon can not lose in a head-to-head fight. He wanted to lose the Master title, so he gave his own card to kevkev. kevkev played it in pvp, and won instantly. The disruption caused by this meant Antagon was teleported into the game itself. So he was unable to fight for the title.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg170148#msg170148
« Reply #66 on: October 04, 2010, 12:57:24 am »
LOOOOOOL really great thread. I got one joke, but maybe not as funny as others.

The Bone Dragon is made from the bones of a Cockatrice that Antagon had eaten.
???
I'm pretty sure it was made of the bones from one of each of the other dragons...
Dude the joke was that Antagon upgraded a dead chicken into a dragon.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg170162#msg170162
« Reply #67 on: October 04, 2010, 01:33:02 am »
Antagon is so active that his name can appear on almost every reply to a thread without even posting in it.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg204677#msg204677
« Reply #68 on: November 19, 2010, 07:55:20 pm »


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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg204699#msg204699
« Reply #69 on: November 19, 2010, 08:31:05 pm »
There's Ray of Light!
There's still hope!

There's... a... a... a Time mark?
No one beats Time mark dudes with impunity, not even Antagon!

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg204745#msg204745
« Reply #70 on: November 19, 2010, 10:11:28 pm »
antagon and Chuck Norris share jokes about each other.
if antagon ever faced Chuck Norris, the world would end.
***...*** joke deleted cause antagon thought being called the "AWESOMEST BEING EVER" was demeaning, so he told me to delete it.
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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208146#msg208146
« Reply #71 on: November 24, 2010, 02:46:11 am »
Antagon cannot be upgraded. Stories have told that the upped version of antagon is ...







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