Antagon jokes

[Scaredgirl]

Actually,

Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.

This implies that Antagon can do anything, but Zanz thinks there's something he can't do that's losing. Zanz rigged the tourney to make sure there's no way Antagon could lose but he still did. This proves the extent of Antagon's prowess.

Yes, this is what I was trying to say.

I should have probably explained it more clearly.

[manaboy100]

- Try to Immolate Antagon, your house will be burned down instead

- Draining Antagon's Life = Autokill to you!

- Desync = Antagon and Chuck Norris hanging out together

- Antagon's Power Level
Nappa: "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about Antagon's power level?"
Vegeta: "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" *crushes scouter*
Nappa: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?
(Old Jokes never kills, if Antagon says so)

- Give Antagon a Arsenic, the Arsenic will fly itself

- If Antagon drinks a Liquid Shadow, he will get nothing, because he's a poisonous vampire to begin with

- Ahhh, Antagon is breaking in to my house!! I'll post more after baiting him outside my house, or I'll be homeless

[ratcharmer]

Guys... Zeru kinda beat Antagon 2 - 0

This is considered proof Zeru doesn't exist.

[guolin]

Yo Jmizzle7, imma really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Antagon is the best Elements player of all time.

[Ryli]

Yo Jmizzle7, imma really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Antagon is the best Elements player of all time.

no, your wrong. Jmizzle7 is the best elements player of all time. Antagon has his own category as it is insulting for him to be in the same group as newbs like Jmizzle.

[guolin]

Yo Jmizzle7, imma really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Antagon is the best Elements player of all time.

no, your wrong. Jmizzle7 is the best elements player of all time. Antagon has his own category as it is insulting for him to be in the same group as newbs like Jmizzle.

Lol. "Antagon is so uber, he makes Jmizzle look like a newb."

[willng3]

All the t50 players came together to try and nerf Antagon.  The next day their scores had dropped to zero and everyone called them newbs.

[Xavius]

Tenacious D once fought Antagon. Beezleboss(The final boss!) was the result.

Antagon once sneezed. After Jupiter was in a stable orbit, people stopped making booger jokes about it.

Antagon made a mountain range into Molehill.

Antagon wanted a challenge. So he used Twin Universe on himself (the ONLY way it would work) and fought himself. He's still at it.

[xdude]

Antagon is going to win vs Kevkev, even without actually being there. Oh, wait...

[Glitch]

Ladies.  Look at your man, now back to Antagon.  Now back to him.  Now back to Antagon.  Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation.  Where are you?  You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like.  Look at your hand.  Back up.  Anta's hand.  7 Photons and Cremations.  Look again.  THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS!  Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster.  He's on a horse.

*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

[$$$man]

Ladies.  Look at your man, now back to Antagon.  Now back to him.  Now back to Antagon.  Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation.  Where are you?  You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like.  Look at your hand.  Back up.  My hand.  7 Photons and Cremations.  Look again.  THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS!  Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster.  He's on a horse.

*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

lololololololololol *Continues for 3 and a half hours* lololololol.

[ddevans96]

Ladies.  Look at your man, now back to Antagon.  Now back to him.  Now back to Antagon.  Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation.  Where are you?  You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like.  Look at your hand.  Back up.  Anta's hand.  7 Photons and Cremations.  Look again.  THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS!  Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster.  He's on a horse.

*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

You sir have gained karma for this. I have been laughing so hard for 5 minutes.