Antagon jokes

[Scaredgirl]

Most people have heard about Chuck Norris jokes, but not that many have heard about Antagon jokes. Enjoy.

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Antagon doesn't complain about how strong False Gods are. False Gods complain about how strong Antagon is. A veteran player once collected 150k to upgrade Antagon. Nothing happened. Antagon always wins 4 cards from the spin.

If an Anubis could use Immortality on Antagon, it would be considered a debuff. But of course he cannot.

Rookie Elementalist figured out a way to beat Antagon. When Antagon was approaching, rookie Elementalist used Antimatter on him. Antagon punched him once, from which the rookie Elementalist got so much HP that Zanz banned him for hacking.

Antagon once put Gravity Pull on himself for a month. There were zero deaths in the world during that month.

When Antagon uses Reverse time on a Mummy, it turns into Egyptian slave.

[bigbadbanana]

LOL That's hilarious SG.

[CB!]

Funny stuff...

[smuglapse]

Antagon finishes games by closing his browser.  This is out of respect for the rest of existence, because if he ever hit "Done" it would all be over.

When Antagon wants to play Shockwave he winks.  If you think Shockwave is a weak ability, remember that when creatures see Antagon they freeze in fear.

Desync is caused when Antagon and Chuck Norris come within a 1000 miles of each other.

[Kurohami]

Here's a bad one I made up: If you use reverse time on Antagon you lose, nothing exists before Antagon.

[jmdt]

Best laugh of the day.

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Someone once used adrenaline on Antagon. Each subsequent attack was stronger than the last.

Antagon gains hp when he attacks a fire shield.

When more than one Antagon is out and a chimera is played, the attack value goes so high that it brakes the game.

[Scaredgirl]

Antagon finishes games by closing his browser.  This is out of respect for the rest of existence, because if he ever hit "Done" it would all be over.

When Antagon wants to play Shockwave he winks.  If you think Shockwave is a weak ability, remember that when creatures see Antagon they freeze in fear.

Desync is caused when Antagon and Chuck Norris come within a 1000 miles of each other.

Lol, awesome. I have to add these.

Here's a bad one I made up: If you use reverse time on Antagon you lose, nothing exists before Antagon.

I think this one is good too.

Someone once used adrenaline on Antagon. Each subsequent attack was stronger than the last.

Antagon gains hp when he attacks a fire shield.

When more than one Antagon is out and a chimera is played, the attack value goes so high that it brakes the game.

I don't get the first one. Second one is ok I guess. Last one is a bit.. meh.

I might have to do some picking and choosing with these ones. No offense

[bigbadbanana]

Someone once used adrenaline on Antagon. Each subsequent attack was stronger than the last.

Antagon gains hp when he attacks a fire shield.

When more than one Antagon is out and a chimera is played, the attack value goes so high that it brakes the game.

I don't get the first one. Second one is ok I guess. Last one is a bit.. meh.

I might have to do some picking and choosing with these ones. No offense

The adrenaline joke is that most creatures do less damage each subsequent attack.

[tallguy2241]

Devours give up their quanta to Antagon.
Immortal creatures refuse to shift into phase to attack Antagon.

[killfer8]

lol, i will post if i come up with one

[SeddyRocky]

Antagon once decided to use burrow. Shrieker-rush decks are now extinct, but the roasted insectiod market has been sparked.