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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208199#msg208199
« Reply #72 on: November 24, 2010, 04:26:42 am »
Antagon is better than himself!

Think about it. If Antagon's awesomeness level is A, then that means his awesomeness must be at least A + 1. But then that means his awesomeness level must be at least A + 2. Antagon himself is an infinite loop that gives him an infinite level of awesomeness.
To be or not to be, I can do both at once. Go learn quantum mechanics, n00b.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208208#msg208208
« Reply #73 on: November 24, 2010, 04:57:16 am »
Antagon has won a Nymph from the Oracle...twice

Someone once asked what would happen if Antagon played a mirror match.  the answer of course is that they would both win

Everytime Antagon wins a game, a kitten is born.  Kitten armies are nearing critical mass for world domination as we speak

Everytime Antagon presses spacebar, every online player wins a Nymph.  too bad games never last that long before he wins

Antagon once used Miracle card.  Several servers are still unrepairable from attempting to calculate exactly how much 1 less than Antagon would be

Anyone playing Antagon must pass a d100 sanity check.  a successful natural 100 allows you to reroll again

A loss to Antagon will increase your rating... a lot.  all top50 players routinely beg for Antagon to farm them, allowing them to keep their spots

Antagon can upgrade cards before completing the quests

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208223#msg208223
« Reply #74 on: November 24, 2010, 05:40:39 am »
So, the first and the last element is Antagon?
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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208232#msg208232
« Reply #75 on: November 24, 2010, 05:46:11 am »
The Oracle can only spin Antagon once per turn, and it cries if it doesn't get the card.
He lost once to know what it feels like, the AI0 was immediately promoted to false god.
He targeted an immortal for an April Fools joke, and it died out of laughter.

He is, the most interesting elements player in the world.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208279#msg208279
« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2010, 07:34:25 am »
Antagon once cried at how easily he beat all of the FG's at once (shocking, yes.). The result was Neurotoxin.
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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg208335#msg208335
« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2010, 10:31:50 am »
He lost once to know what it feels like, the AI0 was immediately promoted to false god.
So that's where Paradox came from?

Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg225379#msg225379
« Reply #78 on: December 15, 2010, 04:47:02 pm »
He lost once to know what it feels like, the AI0 was immediately promoted to false god.
So that's where Paradox came from?
No, that was me.

Someone once used Catapult to fling a 499HP Flying Titan at Antagon, which promptly bounced off and killed the user. Antagon is the only thing that can reflect Catapult.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg225584#msg225584
« Reply #79 on: December 15, 2010, 10:53:05 pm »
Antagon is 4D and broke the 5th wall.  :P

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg225590#msg225590
« Reply #80 on: December 15, 2010, 11:09:59 pm »
The Oracle doesn't give Antagon nymphs, THE Antagon gives oracle nymphs.

Antagon doesn't play Elements, elements plays Antagon.

The last time Chuck Norris and Antagon fought, the Universe was created.

Antagon is secret level 7: REAL GODS!

There are 12 real gods, all of them are Antagon.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg225593#msg225593
« Reply #81 on: December 15, 2010, 11:13:04 pm »
Antagon took a visit to the Sphinx. He threw a bone dragon's bone and said, "Fetch!". The Sphinx then got up and chased after the bone. It never was able to get it. He threw it into a supernova in a black hole in a time manipulation in a different dimension.  ;D

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg377408#msg377408
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2011, 07:20:53 pm »
first of all i have to say sorry i quit without a word (exspecially sorry to kevkev and plastiqe, sg of course), but there was a major cut in my life (dont ask me, im not telling anyone, private task).

and i will play elements again a bit in the future, but my time isnt that unlimited, it was in the past, and not with that much ambition.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg377411#msg377411
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2011, 07:22:00 pm »
Antagon is so awesome he came back.
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