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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg144908#msg144908
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2010, 04:38:22 pm »
Guys... Zeru kinda beat Antagon 2 - 0
Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing. Antagon smiled and took the bet. Zanz wanted to make sure he would win the bet, so he rigged the Masters tourney duel. Zeru started with 0 HP, 0 cards in hand, and 1 card in deck. Antagon started with 999HP, 7 cards in hand, 999 cards in deck, and a table full of different kinds of Dragons. Zeru beat Antagon 2 - 0.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg144985#msg144985
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2010, 07:16:27 pm »
...how.

Zeru had an extreme disadvantage.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145020#msg145020
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2010, 08:51:12 pm »
Antagon doesn't need to press the Space button to end his turn. He simply stares at his creatures, and they hurry up and attack out of fear.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145043#msg145043
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2010, 09:28:47 pm »
...how.

Zeru had an extreme disadvantage.
Well I'm betting the card in Zeru's deck was Antagon himself :P
Nope.

Antagon made a bet with Zanz. He wanted to lose. Even though it looked like Zeru would lose, Antagon somehow managed to lose (not because Zeru was better but because Antagon wanted to lose).

Jokes are so much better when you explain them. :)

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145047#msg145047
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2010, 09:33:35 pm »
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Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.
This implies Zanz wants to prove Antagon can lose.

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Antagon smiled and took the bet.
This implies Antagon wanted to win.

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Zanz wanted to make sure he would win the bet, so he rigged the Masters tourney duel.
This would imply that he'd give Zeru a huge advantage

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Zeru started with 0 HP, 0 cards in hand, and 1 card in deck. Antagon started with 999HP, 7 cards in hand, 999 cards in deck, and a table full of different kinds of Dragons.
This would be a huge advantage in Antagon's favor, which makes no sense.

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Zeru beat Antagon 2 - 0.
This implies that despite a huge advantage, Antagon couldn't beat Zeru, and must suck.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145051#msg145051
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2010, 09:43:50 pm »
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Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.
This implies Zanz wants to prove Antagon can lose.

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Antagon smiled and took the bet.
This implies Antagon wanted to win.

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Zanz wanted to make sure he would win the bet, so he rigged the Masters tourney duel.
This would imply that he'd give Zeru a huge advantage

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Zeru started with 0 HP, 0 cards in hand, and 1 card in deck. Antagon started with 999HP, 7 cards in hand, 999 cards in deck, and a table full of different kinds of Dragons.
This would be a huge advantage in Antagon's favor, which makes no sense.

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Zeru beat Antagon 2 - 0.
This implies that despite a huge advantage, Antagon couldn't beat Zeru, and must suck.
My thoughts exactly.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145059#msg145059
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2010, 09:54:41 pm »
Unless that went all of our heads, that was a big SG-fail.

Zeru antimattered Antagon twice. It didn't work because Antagon can't count that high.

Anti-Antagon jokes ftw!

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145074#msg145074
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2010, 10:15:16 pm »
Actually,
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Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.
This implies that Antagon can do anything, but Zanz thinks there's something he can't do that's losing. Zanz rigged the tourney to make sure there's no way Antagon could lose but he still did. This proves the extent of Antagon's prowess.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145076#msg145076
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2010, 10:19:53 pm »
Uhhh, I guess?  It's the difference between:

Zanz wanted to prove that while Antagon was incapable of losing, that fact was also his weakness

and

Antagon thought he was all-powerful because he couldn't lose.  Zanz wanted to prove him wrong.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145093#msg145093
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2010, 10:32:14 pm »
Scaredgirl tried banning Antagon once. She woke up the next morning finding her own account banned.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg145830#msg145830
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2010, 11:07:57 pm »
The only reason ScaredGirl is scared is because of Antagon.

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Re: Antagon jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=11673.msg147077#msg147077
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2010, 11:49:01 pm »
Antagon dosen't play pvp because playing implies the possibility of losing. Antagon WINS pvp.

 

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