Abomination | Abomination

[jamesdyer680]

Okay, so it's a toss-up. But this card is somewhat broken: the upgraded version has NaN attack when I have no quanta and a Mark of Time.

Add this to the end:

If this card's controller is less than 13.5 Latitude Degrees but more than 150 Longitude Degrees distant from the nearest rest stop, it gains +5 | +3. If the controller of this card has total quanta equalling exactly a prime Fibbonacci number, it gains +Z*X |+W*Y where Z is the greatest common factor of the first and last digits of the user's IP address, X is the square root cubed of the total of the ASCII values of the user's password, W is randi(15.5,2), and Y is the weight in nanometers of the controller's soul, divided by the width in pixels of the largest demotivational picture on the user's best friend's hard drive.

Do not ask how the game figures some of this out.

Wow... How long would it take the game to calculate all that.

hopefully,millions and millions of years 

[Dragoon1140]

Allow me to use a word I made to describe this card.


Kael-Card (Cale-Cahrd) Noun - A card that is unnecessarily complicated.  Often used to describe cards that can easily be split into at least three different cards.  A card that cannot be understood even after reading it twice.
See also - lolwut?

[Higurashi]

Haha.. I'd make some real killer decks with this, with the added benefit of confusing the heck out of anyone who hasn't read and understood this thread. Really nasty picture, too.

[ratcharmer]

Why is this not in crucible yet? This card must make the reliquary.

[pwnzor99]

BEST CARD EVAR!!!1!!1!!11111111111oneoneoneeleven!1111111!!!!

Add: If this card's controller lives in the Southern hemisphere, nuke all their opponet's creatures. If they live in the Northern hemisphere, this card fires its lazor. If they live in the 4th dimension, this card turns them into a poodle. If they like the element of , teleport them to the 1337th dimension. If the 1337th dimension actually exists, teleport them to the 9001th dimension instead. If this card's owner lives between 90 degrees north and 90 degrees south latitude, damage them until they have 1 health left. If this card is played on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday, it gets +o*p/+n*a, where o is 9001*the weight of the controller's car, p isthe volume of their laughter*the number of atoms in their bodies, n is the power of their laser-the rating of their DS's color, and a is 1337+the number of people taking a crap at the moment. This creature gets adrenaline because it feels like it.

[ddevans96]

This entire thread is making me lol, especially when it was compared to Seal of Orichalcos.

I want those cards....

[ayoth]

ddevans; no. You will not have those cards. Unless we make them ultra rare, rarer than nymphs.

[ddevans96]

ddevans; no. You will not have those cards. Unless we make them ultra rare, rarer than nymphs.

Awwww, I want to steal people's souls lol jk

[Ekki]

Flip a coin, your opponent gets confused regardless what the coin said, period.

This card has potencial, or it can be OP... IDK, I would try it, but I'm from Argentina

Awwww, I want to steal people's souls lol jk

We all want.

[Wardead]

Allow me to use a word I made to describe this card.


Kael-Card (Cale-Cahrd) Noun - A card that is unnecessarily complicated.  Often used to describe cards that can easily be split into at least three different cards.  A card that cannot be understood even after reading it twice.
See also - lolwut?

LOL

[Pato Feliz]

Card is not usable for players in Argentina, Australia, Austria or Canada.  This card will not be visible to players in China or Cuba.

  Damn...

[Jenkar]

This seriously needed to be bumped by the bumpity bumpity card.