Your ultimate elements deck

[CrockettRocket]

What would your ultimate elements deck do? Would it do mass CC very well like doing 8 damage to every creature after removing immortality? Would it protect itself from mass destruction? Would it bring about a new mechanism to the game? Or would it do something special, like letting you see your whole deck and then rearranging it?

You may create new cards of course, just leave a brief description on what they would do. Please, for the sake of the humor, no "auto win" cards, or "everything on your opponents side of the field is destroyed." Please, if your going to do the latter, make it effect both sides so everything remains somewhat fair.

We will then compare decks to eachother and then take bets on which you think would win. Every deck will vs each other once, just post who you think will win in each match up as one post. I didnt know if I should post this under forum games or not. Have fun everyone and be creative! Maybe leaving your favorite deck among these, without voting for you own?

[Terroking]

Simple. A PA'd perm with the SoSac ability, and 2 AM'd, immortal Eternities. One to rewind my RoL forever, one to rewind the copy of your quinted Malignant Cell. There is no escape. You are doomed to stay in the match forever. Or, y'know, until you quit/have one of the few roundabout ways around this.

[Captain Scibra]

It's hard to give EtG an ultimate deck scenario.  Since the game is built on resource management and RNG, it basically defines that there is no ultimate deck.  EtG is just a giant web of RPS shapes.

[Nepycros]

Might as well just post your ideas here.

[andretimpa]

6 of each of these





EDIT: didn't read the no autowin part, but this is humor after all

[CrockettRocket]

Yeah haha. So the victory card isnt viable. But everything else is. Now you just gotta list off a deck though, cause idk how many copies of each of those cards +in-game cards would be in your deck.