[Joke] What your mark says about you

[andretimpa]

More like / = I'm a control freak.

[iDaire]

  - I have nothing better to do.
  - I'm going to poison you, or scratch you to death with my cats.
  - I'm a control freak.
  - Still a control freak.
  - I'm going to out heal you. Can't stop me.
  - I'm going to kill everything on your field, then beat the hell out of you with my phoenix. Get it? Hell?
  - I'm going to freeze everything on your field, or patiently wait until I win.
  - Your stalling is my pleasure.
  - I'll rush you.
  - You have no idea what I'm going to pull do you?
  - I'll take your health, quanta, permanents, and if possible, your electrum.
  - I'm boring, but I pretty much won this match.

This is humor. I'm not actually serious. This is what I assume about people based on their mark. If any of you question me in chat, I'm ignoring you.

[Espithel]

You made SoW reflect cry again.

[Chapuz]

You made SoW reflect cry again.

Is it THAT common?

[Tiko]

  I hate fun AND winning!

If any of those were true, I would've left this game long ago.

[Allannon95]

  i'm most like leonida, i'll build my walls with the corpse of your allies, and of course, poison the hell out of you
  fun? why having fun when i can build an army of untargettable shield ignoring dragons?
  didn't properly get how this game work and i really like randomness
  oh, so you think that permanent is your?
  fire is the solution to every problem, if it doesn't solves you're not using enough fire
  you're not a doctor but i'm patient and you're dead
  no i swear is not another pharaoh swarm deck, really
  no i swear is not another otyugh deck, really
  no i swear is not another grabo... ok you got it
  giving drugs to a toad, BEST IDEA EVER
  yes i'm dying, yes i have a miracle, no i will not finish my card as fast as you
  i believe i can fly, i believe i can reach your life, i don't care what's on the field, use my shard and hop you shield
  i smash buttons, and it is awesome!
(sorry for my english)

[iDaire]

Insulting version:
  - You think you can control me?
  - I poison the hell out of you. Nothing else.
  - I bypass all of your shields. Any other form of crap you got?
  - This is either a Grabbow or Mono Earth. You got nothing on me.
  - It doesn't matter if I succeed. I'm just going to attempt to troll you.
  - I'll turn your creatures into dust. Any other form of crap you got?
  - It's either I took the time to make a creative deck, or I'm using jellyfish to poison the hell out of you.
  - I'm going to stall you. I got too many sanctuaries to steal. I got too much hope. LMAO. Abandon your hope.
  - I'll use my shard to bypass your shields. Do I need to ask?
  - I either took the time to create a nice deck, or I'm using reverse time.
  - Steal. Drain. Pest. All your stuff is mine.
  - Screw fun. Games aren't supposed to be fun. Games are supposed to be won. And that rhymed. Three wars, a reign of aether. Join Mother Aether. Fun < Victory.
  - Because war needed an extra element.
  - You actually thought this was an element?
  - Because people aren't skilled enough to build good decks. Rainbows > Monos/ Trios/ Duos.
  - Now you got me. Now you don't.

[Espithel]

You made SoW reflect cry again.

Is it THAT common?

Yes.

[flyingcat]

I'd like to add a new category:
60 Pillar Deckout Stall: You are manly

[propheon]

 :Try to get more cards then me
 :Skulls everywhere
 :Ill destroy everything you got... oups i forgot to kill you
 :what am i playing again?
 :Im the fastest, i got the most life ..crap i dont have anything else
 :Anyone have a lighter!!!
 :Im more patient then you.. oups you got a water mark too
 :I hope i win
 :Did you brought a shield?
 : I got more cards then you entropy
 :I dont ask much ill just drain everything
 :Im thor and my creatures r invulnerable .. oh right i got fractal b....

[caboose]

A sentence for the elements.
 
-What happened to my legs?
 - Would you like another cup of purple tea?
 -Aramagio wants a hug and he's not taking no for an answer!
 -EAAARTHQUUUAKKEEEE!!!!!!
 -Together with life this shall be this shall be the longest game in the history of EVER!
 -What  said
 - I'm Nero's favorite element.
 - I will Drown you to death even if you're already dead or flyng! 
  -I'm not invited to dinners due to my Unstable Gas.....
 - Go to You're deck![but mom I,] NOW!!
 - You were hit by, A Smooth Criminal!
 - If I canlt kill you, I'll Neuter you and HIDE! BEST IDEA EVER!!