For some reason Splat doesn't work for me at all, so I started looking at other options that could use SoD's and SoSa's with a Light mark. Poison without Arsenics wasn't enough damage, so I got a crazy idea: because you're in danger of getting quanta-denied with Explosions and you need to stay at 30 cards to prevent faildraws as much as possible, what you want is card advantage.
Where is there card advantage in spades? That's right, Aether.
Easiest EM I've ever had. I could toy with him with my fat SoD's.
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I ran this with 6 Dragons and 12 towers, but I got a 4-tower draw, which won't happen often, and you only actually need 4 Dragons to kill (in the unlikely event he plays Fire Buckler before you play your first Dragon), so here's a hybrid because the only way he can win is by quanta denial.
Winrate: 3-0
Fat EM's: 3