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Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159113#msg1159113
« on: October 08, 2014, 02:09:33 am »
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159162#msg1159162
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2014, 05:47:15 am »
Jen-i 2 - 3 willng3

Game #1: Destiny vs Octane = Win
Game #2: Incarnate vs Octane = Loss
Game #3: Divine Glory vs Seism = Win
Game #4: Ferox vs Hecate = Loss
Game #5: Pestal vs Octane = Loss

4 points for Jen
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« Last Edit: October 15, 2014, 01:51:05 am by Jen-i »
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159164#msg1159164
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2014, 05:52:54 am »
willng3 3 - Jen-i 2

Game 1 Octane vs Destiny: Loss
Game 2 Octane vs Incarnate: Win
Game 3 Seism vs Divine Glory: Loss
Game 4 Hecate vs Ferox: Win
Game 5 Octane vs Decay: Win

ggs Jen

Uh, I think that makes it 7 points for me, 4 points for Jen?
« Last Edit: October 08, 2014, 09:56:18 pm by willng3 »
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159281#msg1159281
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2014, 09:02:24 pm »
UTAlan 3 - 0 DANIEELA

Game 1: Decay vs Destiny = WIN
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159283#msg1159283
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159284#msg1159284
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A reminder for scoring purposes

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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159286#msg1159286
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Oops. I was counting 2 points per game win.

3 game wins = 3 points
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1st Decay win = 1 point

6 points.

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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159810#msg1159810
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2014, 02:27:09 pm »
Game 1 - Decay (loss) vs Jezebel
8 turns, won coin toss
0-1, 0 pts (0 total)

Game 2 - Decay (WIN) vs Octane
13 turns, won coin toss
1-1, 1+1+0=2 pts (2 total)

Game 3 - Seism (WIN) vs Eternal Phoenix
11 turns, won coin toss (AGAIN!)
2-1, 1+1+0=2 pts (4 total)

Game 4 - Jezebel (loss) vs Decay
9 turns, lost coin toss (it was about time)
2-2, 0 pts (4 total)

Game 5 - Seism (WIN) vs Eternal Phoenix
[desync but clear advantage was there and I won the play-out with screenshot - Regy accepted the result, thanks for sportsmanship!!]
12 turns, lost coin toss
3-2, 1+0+2=3 pts (7 total)
Grand Total: 7 points


{Yes, you see it right - both losses were flipped halves of the same deck matchup.  >.<}
This post is not complete without:  gg's Regy - thanks for playing and the good sportsmanship... got to leave for now!
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159811#msg1159811
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2014, 02:37:35 pm »
Game 1 - Decay (loss) vs Jezebel
8 turns, won coin toss
0-1, 0 pts (0 total)

Game 2 - Decay (WIN) vs Octane
13 turns, won coin toss
1-1, 1+1+0=2 pts (2 total)

Game 3 - Seism (WIN) vs Eternal Phoenix
11 turns, won coin toss (AGAIN!)
2-1, 1+1+0=2 pts (4 total)

Game 4 - Jezebel (loss) vs Decay
9 turns, lost coin toss (it was about time)
2-2, 0 pts (4 total)

Game 5 - Seism (WIN) vs Eternal Phoenix
[desync but clear advantage was there and I won the play-out with screenshot - Regy accepted the result, thanks for sportsmanship!!]
12 turns, lost coin toss
3-2, 1+0+2=3 pts (7 total)
Grand Total: 7 points


{Yes, you see it right - both losses were flipped halves of the same deck matchup.  >.<}

So that's 2 wins for me, both with new Gods (Jezebel/Decay) => 4 points.

Thanks for the games rob.

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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159996#msg1159996
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 04:36:41 pm »
Zso_Zso (3) - Zawadx (2)

Game #Zso_Zso's FG vs Zawadx's FGWinnerStandingPoints
Game 1Ferox vs SeismZawadx0-10=0 pts
Game 2Decay vs Divine Glory Zso_Zso1-1+2=2 pts
Game 3Decay vs Eternal PhoenixZso_Zso2-1+1=3 pts
Game 4Akebono vs DecayZawadx2-2+0=3 pts
Game 5Dream Catcher vs SeismZso_Zso3-2+2=5 pts
MatchTotalZso_Zso3-2+2=7 pts

GGs Zawadx, the final was a pure RNG-win for me, I almost died twice, both times just got enough quanta to play a key card to save me.

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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1159997#msg1159997
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 04:45:24 pm »
Zso_Zso (3) - Zawadx (2)

Game #Zso_Zso's FG vs Zawadx's FGWinnerStandingPoints
Game 1Ferox vs SeismZawadx0-10=0 pts
Game 2Decay vs Divine Glory Zso_Zso1-1+2=2 pts
Game 3Decay vs Eternal PhoenixZso_Zso2-1+1=3 pts
Game 4Akebono vs DecayZawadx2-2+0=3 pts
Game 5Dream Catcher vs SeismZso_Zso3-2+2=5 pts
MatchTotalZso_Zso3-2+2=7 pts

Correct. ggs once again Zso. And that's 4 points for me.
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Re: Heir of the False Gods - Round 1 Schedule and Match Results Thread https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=55993.msg1160219#msg1160219
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2014, 08:08:50 pm »
hainkarga 3 - 2 mrpaper

Game #hainkarga's FGmrpaper's FGWinnerStandingPoints
Game 1SeismJezabelmrpaper0-10 pts
Game 2DecayDecaymrpaper0-20 pts
Game 3SeismScorpiohainkarga1-21 unique god + 1 win + 0 previous sum = 2 current total
Game 4SeismGravitonhainkarga2-21 win + 2 previous sum = 3 current total
Game 5DecayScorpiohainkarga3-21 unique god + 1 win + 3 previous sum = 5 current total
Summary2 gods4 godshainkarga3-22 game win + 5 previous sum = 7 final total

GGs mrpaper.
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