Guest posts by xBerzerk

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Competitions / Re: Voting: Make a Magazine

« on: December 04, 2010, 08:11:52 am »

Oh god. How did I miss participating in this competition!??!? D:

1, 6, 9 for me.
#1 looks like the Shonen Jump magazine, in a way.
#6 was well humored, imo.
#7... No words can describe the simplicity in it and the awe in my brain, eating away at me until I snap back to reality only to be ensnared again by its marvelous beauty. :|

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Crucible Archive / Re: Collapse | Implosion

« on: December 04, 2010, 08:06:25 am »

Is the damage dealt to creatures with an odd amount of HP rounded up or down? For instance, a creature with 7 HP affected by this would end up with how much left?

Also, I'm a bit confused with the card description. "unless they would be healed"? If their maximum HP has been reduced, what is there to heal?

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 04, 2010, 08:01:55 am »

Granted, though you somehow fall in love with an onion immediately after having your wish granted. The onion pays no attention to you and you are left forever alone and curse yourself for making such a wish. Soon, you become depressed and tormented with possibilities of what you and the onion could have been. Emotionally unstable and filled with grief, you hang yourself.

I wish for more activity on this post. (It's already spam, isn't it?)

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 04, 2010, 03:12:31 am »

Granted, they are posting before, at the same time as, and after you.

I wish for elements.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 03, 2010, 11:24:52 pm »

granted, but you grow to the size of the empire state building

i wish someone would grant my wish

You granted me the power of shapeshifting. I can reduce myself back to a normal size and shape. Try again.\

@morningstar: Granted, the motorbike is damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had the power of immortality, invisibility, telekinesis, command, telepathy, super strength, shadow manipulation, cryokinesis, pyrokinesis, flight, mind-reading abilities, camouflage, materialization, super-sonic speed, revitalization, resurrection, death, shapeshifting, libido, fertility, duplication, omniscience, mastery over all of the powers listed, the ability to grant others with such powers as well as to take them away, and bagels.

Someone try to corrupt this. I really want to see it done.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 03, 2010, 04:14:58 am »

Granted, red ring.

I wish I had the power of immortality, invisibility, telekinesis, command, telepathy, super strength, shadow manipulation, cryokinesis, pyrokinesis, flight, mind-reading abilities, camouflage, materialization, super-sonic speed, revitalization, resurrection, death, shapeshifting, libido, fertility, duplication, omniscience, mastery over all of the powers listed, the ability to grant others with such powers as well as to take them away, and bagels.

I dare you to try and corrupt my wish.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 03, 2010, 01:45:32 am »

Granted, but on the following turn, your opponent uses two Black Holes and uses Fractal on a Pest. All your Quanta is now gone.

I wish for the game.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 02, 2010, 01:02:25 am »

Granted, you have 6 hours of break. The rest of that time is me being generous.

I wish for abundance.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: December 01, 2010, 05:52:25 am »

Granted, yours will be the only one.

I wish all of the following smilies to be void of all meaning.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: November 30, 2010, 11:08:40 pm »

Granted, your band practice is now at 4 AM.
..with preschoolers.
..that are teaching you.
..how to dodge wads of paper thrown at your head.
..but you are too drowsy to dodge.
You're now covered in paper and sleepy. Hooray.

I wish for a world in chaos.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: November 30, 2010, 12:54:44 am »

Granted, but you are now haunted by a new story of a man playing the game.

I wish I had better things to do than post in this thread.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 2.0

« on: November 30, 2010, 12:16:17 am »

Granted, your body now accepts everything that you were allergic to, but also absorbs them. You become a sort of freakish amalgamation of a mutant and are no longer accepted by society. You set off on an epic journey across the land in search of someone who will accept you for who you are, absorbing more and more things along the way. Finally, you are fatigued, as no one will help you in your journey by giving you food or water. The weight of all the objects you've absorbed finally causes you to topple over and fall face flat in the mud. While you lie with your back to the sky, you realize that mud signifies the presence of water. You slowly bring yourself to your knees and look around in desperate search of a pond or even a small stream. For what seems like hours, you keep searching, but alas, you find nothing. When all hope seems lost, you stumble across a cabin in the woods. You knock at the door, but there is no reply. Thinking no one must be home, you try to open the door and find it to be unlocked. Everything in the house is covered in dust and cobwebs. There is a kitchen to your right, as well as a long, dark hallway in front of you. The place has an eerie feel to it, but your starvation and fatigue is prominent in your mind, so much that spooks and terrors are of no concern. You turn on the faucet in the kitchen, but much to your surprise, instead of water, a swarm of beetles scurry out of the faucet. There are so many of them that they begin to cover the walls and ceiling of the kitchen. Deep in your mind, you know that they are hungry for flesh, and nothing more. Fearing for your life once again, you run down the hallway and into a room at the end, slamming the door shut behind you. The clicking of the beetles has ceased. Feeling safer, you turn to observe the room. There is a single light bulb hanging over a table in the center of the room, flickering on and off, though you don't recall turning any switches on. On the table there is a note card. As you pick up the note card to read it, you see a black figure in the corner of the room, swaying back and forth. You dare not approach it, as it could be dangerous. "Read the card," says the figure. You read it aloud. "My life is over". You look up just in time to see your killer's face. It is Ronald McDonald. With a knife wound in your chest, you wonder how much worse your life could be when Osama Bin Laden walks into the room and kicks your stomach repeatedly. Not even the world's cruelest would allow such an abomination to live. You close your eyes and, while waiting for your sweet demise, quietly wish to yourself you were allergic to something.

I wish I had a bagel.