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« on: January 17, 2012, 06:57:20 am »
Here we make long jokes starting with this
A student wants to go to the toilet. Student: MISS I GONNA GO TOILET. Teacher: Use the fridge magnets to make the ABC’s. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. all other students laugh Student: Whats so funny dork? Teacher: Very good but I don’t see the “P” Student: crys like a big wuss All other students: laughing too hard now Student: I GONNA SUE YOU ALL. Teacher: Really? Student:YES I AM WHO’S THE WUSS NOW? All Other Students: You, little cry baby. Teacher: That’s enough of that stupid, immature name calling class. That is very mean. Do I need to send you all to the principal’s office to deal with this? All other students: No.
Teacher: Say sorry. All other students: Sorry we called you a little cry baby.
Student: still crying If I find the p I get to go? Teacher: Yes. Student: But what if I can’t find it in time? Then I poopy and pee on you. Teacher: Why? Find the P and you get to go. Student: Help me find the P. All other students: MAKE US. the bell rings Student: Wait there. Everyone including teacher: Why. Student: You didn’t help me so I’m going to sue you all. Everyone including teacher: But you’ll fail so hard that you’ll never want to come back. Chapter 2: The Suing (Mild Length) Judge: WHY ARE YOU SUING OVER FAILURE TO GO TO THE TOILET? Student: They be meanie. Judge: How? Student: They called me cry baby. All other students: But we said sorry. Judge: Wheres the teacher? Teacher: Here. Judge: Were you in the room when this had happened? Teacher: Yes. Judge: What did you do to stop them? Teacher: Threated them to go to the principals office. Judge: Did it work? Teacher: No. Judge: I have come to a verdict because there are no other witnesses that the student that was called crybaby a failure. Teacher: Does that mean we win? Judge: Yes. He owns you all lunch paid by his parents. Student: Waaaa? Judge: You get your parents to bring it or you have to go to jail. Student: I sad. Chapter 3: Free Lunch (1 line lol) All students and teacher except the one who has to pay for the lunch. Everyone: Awesome we get free lunch. Chapter 4: When Free Lunch is given (few lines) Judge: You are to get the free lunch in 3 days. Student: Thats not enough notice! Judge: Too bad too sad. Chapter 5: What they get (very short) Student: I will get you all free KFC. Everyone else: WOW. Chapter 6: The Day: Lunchtime: (very short again) Everyone else but student who’s getting the free lunch: WHERE IS IT? Student: DARN IT. Chapter 7: The Punishment (short) Judge: You didn’t get them the lunch? Student: No. Judge: I sentence you to 5 years in jail. Student: Why? Judge: You made them starve. Make your own joke.
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