I'm in. Kuro told me to. (i have 0 idea what this event is)
I suppose i will pick a FG though.
THE BEGINNINGAfter another lengthy war, MrBlonde returns to the nether-realms and starts to contemplate his life wondering if his life is just about senseless wars, unicorns, and rainbows? No it can't be! MrBlonde starts to search his soul for the meaning of life until he comes to the realization that........ he.... has.... no..... soul...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This starts to make him sad until he realizes...... he........ has....... no......... heart........ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! As a non-existent tear forms on his varnished chipped cheek bone MrBlonde feels a vast emptiness in his vast empty chest and a longing for something more. And then he remembers receiving a pamphlet from two white armored knights wearing black ties and holding glowing tomes about a century ago. It said something about having your soul redeemed, immortality, and something about 100 virgins or some sort. Since MrBlonde was already quite dead and was quite an arse at that time he merely shrugged them off and disemboweled them. As the crusaders bled out MrBlonde remembers one of them mentioning that they should have brought an Anubis with them before he expired.
MrBlonde: Hmmm.. now where did i put that pamphlet..
After what seemed like an Eternity MrBlonde finds the pamphlet underneath an old magazine stack of Big Naughty Unicorns. Upon finding the pamphlet he starts to read the contents,
"Have you lost your soul? Do you feel all alone? Are you a Celebrity or Master? If so come join us at the LionHeart Center for Masters and Celebrities. The great FG Lionheart can grant you life everlasting, love, unicorns, rainbows and your soul back. Don't be fooled all those other FG's are just pretenders and don't have nearly as much to offer as the great FG Lionheart. Also once you have accepted the LionHeart into your heart of hearts, the love of 101 virgins will be descended upon you like a fountain of poor goodness. So come now! We are located on the corner of Time and Light and we take all major credit cards, checks and of course cash. "
So with the pamphlet in hand and hope in his vast empty chest MrBlonde embarks on a journey that could change his life...
LIONHEART