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Humor / Re: You know You're Addicted to Elements When...
« on: May 29, 2010, 03:24:14 am »
When Mum finds out:
Elements Pro: Mum.
Mum: Yes?
Elements Pro: My teacher gave me a F on my test.
The Teacher walks in
Teacher: I would like you to see what your son did on his Test.
Elements Pro: You said we had no test.
Mum: What were you doing in the test?
Elements Pro: Playing Elements. The Teacher said we had no test for a term but she lyied.
Mum: Teachers Lie? They never lie like Mums.
Teacher: You son had something hidden in his bag.
Mum: And?
Teacher: I need the key to find what it is.
Elements Pro: To find what?
Mum: Whats in your bag.
Elements Pro: Why do I need to give the key?
Mum: Because the teacher wants to find out what you have hidden in your bag.
Teacher: Your Mothers right.
Elements Pro: What are you going to do if I don't give you the key?
Teacher: Give you another 190 hours on Detention.
Mum: You have detention? Why didn't you tell me when you got in? What are you scared or something? You always wait until your teacher tells me because I know you are a chicken, so explain detention.
Elements Pro: Which Detention? BTW I'm giving the key.
Teacher: Hes hiding a gun, labtop and who knows what else is in this big bag?
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
Elements Pro: Mum.
Mum: Yes?
Elements Pro: My teacher gave me a F on my test.
The Teacher walks in
Teacher: I would like you to see what your son did on his Test.
Elements Pro: You said we had no test.
Mum: What were you doing in the test?
Elements Pro: Playing Elements. The Teacher said we had no test for a term but she lyied.
Mum: Teachers Lie? They never lie like Mums.
Teacher: You son had something hidden in his bag.
Mum: And?
Teacher: I need the key to find what it is.
Elements Pro: To find what?
Mum: Whats in your bag.
Elements Pro: Why do I need to give the key?
Mum: Because the teacher wants to find out what you have hidden in your bag.
Teacher: Your Mothers right.
Elements Pro: What are you going to do if I don't give you the key?
Teacher: Give you another 190 hours on Detention.
Mum: You have detention? Why didn't you tell me when you got in? What are you scared or something? You always wait until your teacher tells me because I know you are a chicken, so explain detention.
Elements Pro: Which Detention? BTW I'm giving the key.
Teacher: Hes hiding a gun, labtop and who knows what else is in this big bag?
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.