I've been feeling extremely dizzy/nauseous since this morning, and have spent the day alternatively sitting and trying not to think too hard and being violently ill. In light of this, I will respond to and only to the direct questions:
Q: Suppose you could ‘transform into’ an Air elemental in real life. What ‘card’ (i.e. spell, permanent, or creature) would you prefer to also have in that form to use in the real world? What would you use it for? (I.e. – if one person was a Light elemental, they could summon a Guardian Angel to heal others in pain, etc.)
A: First of all, very good question, and thanks for asking it. I had to carefully consider which card I'd choose, but I'm confident I picked correctly (i.e.: what I would actually hypothetically prefer to have). Firefly Queen. To start off, she won me the flavor text competition, and I have fireflies where I live. When I go outside at night I can see them flashing all around, and I like two songs in particular about fireflies - Ron Pope's and Owl City's. The beautiful thing about a firefly queen is that she can produce an army of fireflies to do my bidding. Imagine what I could do with a million fireflies! People see fireflies as just flickering points of light, but they're so much more! With enough fireflies, and I think we can all attest to how quickly fireflies queens produce them, I could lift wreckage and rescue buried victims of earthquakes. They could carry barrels of water to regions in the world where water is more precious than gold, or use it to quench forest fires. Being an Air elemental, I could communicate with them, so I could train them to enforce the law and send them out in troops to patrol the streets. Imagine trying to fight a swarm of fireflies! HAH! No chance! Yessir, with an army of fireflies, I could do just about anything. With an army of fireflies, I could change the world.
Q: @ ALL: If a noob comes and tells you Air sucks and it is the weakest element ever, blah blah....How will you respond?
A: It depends on who it is. If it's Gl1tch, I'd say "wings," if it was Essence, I'd say "shockwave." I'd ask them if they'd ever faced an immortal air nymph without a reflective shield, been overrun by an army of fireflies that heal any meager damage (s)he can do while simultaneously massacring him/her (I'd be glad to demonstrate ^_^). Air is the basis for every flying weapons deck, it has one of the absolutely best shields in the game (upgraded it's ONE quanta to block FOURTY FRIGGIN' PERCENT of all attacks), and everybody wishes they could fly.
Q: @Finkel, You have a lot of experience (I think) and you also have some points, what will you do first when you are the master of Air?
A: Throw my hands in the air, whoop, spin around in my chair, jump up, shout "YEAH BABY!" and celebrate. After that, start planning for War #2. Air did a lot better than people anticipated this past war, but I have a feeling we can do a whole lot better if we put our minds to it
. I'd start playing a lot more pvp and work on my archive of air decks that I haven't posted on the forums so that when War comes around and then later the trials, I'll have an edge. I have a few air-based decks that I play on a regular basis (most notably flying weapon decks or spider-wings decks), and I'll work on those as well so that I have more experience playing them and know what to expect and which cards to watch out for and how to counter various strategies or counter counter-strategies ^_^
P.S.: In the interest of truthfulness, please remember that I feel like shit currently and thus did not so much as smile at any point in writing this post, but I tried to make it cheerful for you guys. I'm off to bed, wish me luck falling asleep! Cheers.