why don't you have the power to change the front page? who's stupid idea was that??!!!
If you look at any page other than the front page, you'll see that the Featured Card shows up
on the right side of every single wiki page. Currently, as I've quoted in SG's PM, the ability to edit that "right column" is admin-only.
Speaking of which, I can't edit the front page either, because the front page is automatically constructed. First, it lists all Featured Articles (articles in the "Featured" category); then it lists all the elements; then it lists all the recent articles. I don't really need to edit the front page.