We need "You play elements too much, if..." thread :)

[Klingzog]

15) You think leaving work without injury will earn you more money

[Sigh]

16) You look up "Otyugh" on DeviantArt and complain to yourself when the pictures don't look like either of the Otyughs from the game. (There was an old version of the Otyugh in the earlier versions of the game)

[Splunge]

13. You think the power of your mind caused the roll that won the card.

14. You haven't played BloodBowl in a week.

[vice123]

17) When you see the active border (on dials, glasses, etc) placed upon items in your home or when you close your eyes.

[Vilike]

12) You're addicted to the sound you get when you win a card.

[wolfy67]

11) You think "I'll FFQ mob you" is a threat in real life.

[wolfy67]

17) When you see the active border (on dials, glasses, etc) placed upon items in your home or when you close your eyes.

ROFL!


18) You wonder how much Earth quanta Stonehenge generates.

[Yangshuo]

20) In the health care debate, your position is that costs shouldn't be lowered because Miracle would become too unbalanced

and in fact:

21) You've just gone ahead and changed your homepage to Elements, because who has time for world news when you've only managed to upgrade 2 Quantum Towers so far 

[Site Administrator]

21) You make a forum and wiki about it. Although if you're doing that, then you're not playing elements.

[Forfeit]

^^ That last one sounded like a half-complaint.

22) Your business card is a print out advertisment for elements, and you still wonder why nobody comes to the office.

[wckz]

23) You get angry at Los Vegas for winning the jackpot, but not getting a miracle.

[catfish69]

You smoke a 75mg Fentanyl patch and stay up for 8 hours playing until you are completely exhausted. When you finally pass out all you can dream about is a single looping sequence of cards being shuffled.