Being a jerk on the internet started a long long time ago, and it is a grim tale...
When the internet was founded,
All the bad kids would get grounded,
And they'd all log on to relieve their rage;
Normally their sarcastic grace,
would get them punched in the face;
But anonymity helped them life, to an old age.
And so as they increased in number,
They made non-trolls look dumber,
The internet turned to hunting ground, before our very eyes,
And so now we laugh at alt-F4,
And then decide we need pain more,
And then make noobs delete system 32, with our lies.
Because you see, we are all young,
we fight to prove we are well hung,
but the fact is we're all wimpy nerds;
So if you want internet change,
But don't want to seem deranged,
Simply please adhere to my words:
We all have problems, dark and deep;
We all have trouble finding sleep;
Don't fight it others in vain attempt for glee.
And maybe next time you meet noob,
Instead of acting like a scrooge,
Simply explain the meaning, of "GG".
