Ridiculous Trash Talkers

[ZephyrPhantom]

Yeah. I was PvPing and I figured this guy was gonna lose so I basically told him he was. But then he gets all smug at me as he is beating me so I trolled him with a bunch of insults. He insulted me back but weren't nearly as good as my insults.

Do you show any mercy when Trolling? Ever? XD

I haven't PvP'd here yet (yes, I still do not have enough electrum/cards), but I have experienced it elsewhere.  Sometimes funny, sometimes infuriating, and sometimes it's just "free chance for us to be badass". Heck yeah.

[ArtCrusade]

Lately I've fought a random dude in PVP2 with a speedbow deck. It was somewhat interesting, even if half of it was bullshit. (he started)

"Hey"
"Yo."
"What's up?"
"Not much.."
-Finished my turn without playing anything-
"Wow, nice. Your deck sucks."
".."
-He seemed to be running a poison deck, and played 2 Chryasoras, he finishes his turn and I plaedy a tower. Then I played 3 SNovas and dished out creatures. He was like "WHAT THE FUCK" and went all bonkers on me-
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT IS THIS?"
"Speedbow. You said my deck sucks?"
"It still does. I will end u"
"We'll see.."
-Dishing out more creatures. He freezes some of them, and poisons me. But it was clear that he'd loose.. and so he goes on-
"FUCK YOU NOOB"
"why?"
"JUST FUCK YOU DONT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY"
"well, i do. watcha gonna do?"
"I WILL FUCKING END YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
-A moment of silence. I could hear his brain working, and then it made click-
"YOU HAVK MOTHERFUCKER"
"?"
"I KNO U DO"
"mmh, knowledge requires a brain"
"WHAT DO U MEAN="
"get lost."
After my last sentence I "ended him" and I bet he hit the wall with his head. Stupid idiot is idiotic!

[Valcero]

Yeah, definitely fun when message after message pops up trolling you. >_>
Perhaps there should be a 'disable incoming message' feature?

Trolling back usually doesn't help either. xD

[Sir Rebrl]

What exactly does ignore do if it doesn't block future messages in the match? (I've never used it)

[LongDono]

This reminds me of 1 game when I was testing my mono-entropy deck. the guy opened with 2 lava golems, and was like "hahahaha you F***ing lose!", so I replied "Ya most likely, you would be a terrible player if you lost after that good of an open turn."
Sadly for him I opened 7 pillers and drew 2 anti-matters in a row. ROLF! let both golems buff up and awesome time! ( he did not have mark of earth lol )   
He later said "you got lucky" and I replied " orly? Who is the one that opened first turn with 2 lava golems? " then I said " If you had mark of earth you would have won but you are too bad to know that. " Then I saw " your opponet has left the game"
Needless to say this made me very happy. I played him a few games later and I was playing Mono-Darkness...... EM FOR THE WIN!

[DrunkDestroyer]

I've been looking for a place to post this. Was all done on Kong chat, where I have no intention of retaining the level of maturity I manage to keep here.
There is some light profanity (Mostly on his side). There are a couple of irrelevant sentences, but if you want the good stuff, you have to suffer some bad stuff too - and this way I don't have to go through and delete it all.

[spoiler redacted]

[Mithcairion]

Drunk...just...thank you for that.  I've actually pvp'd [redacted] before and while I don't have any of the conversation recorded, it was something along those lines.  I feel like hugging someone now.

Hugs for all!

[ArtCrusade]

DD, that was soooooo intellectual I almost had to cry. Saying things like "I'd beat you in a fight if we met" and "You havent learnt english well".. come on. When he insulted you because of your not fitting name you should've said something along "I am the Destroyer of Hope" or something poetic like that. You need to beat trolls like him with intelligence

I agree that [redacted] is an annoying bitch, though

[ZephyrPhantom]

That's one nasty troll!  You served him good Drunk!  8)

[DrunkDestroyer]

DD, that was soooooo intellectual I almost had to cry. Saying things like "I'd beat you in a fight if we met" and "You havent learnt english well".. come on. When he insulted you because of your not fitting name you should've said something along "I am the Destroyer of Hope" or something poetic like that. You need to beat trolls like him with intelligence

I agree that [redacted] is an annoying bitch, though

In my defence:
1) Nobody insults my masculinity. I dislike how in general people on the internet seem to think they could beat me in a physical confrontation. Or any confrontation really. My masculinity is like a pufferfish. It goes by, generally unnoticed untill agitated, then it swells till it makes me look stupid, dangerous, and has feet. I get offended when people on the internet think they could abuse me through a screen, when they have no idea of who I am.

2) When I do go to Kongregate, it is not because I am feeling particularly intelligent. It's when I've given up on grinding, want to do some fun PvP, and occasionally try to argue as much as possible with an illiterate person who thinks that in the future we will all be masters of our own universes, who seems to think the sentence 'gay people are broken' should be periodically inserted in the conversation every 2 minutes (True story). All I was doing is having some fun with him, and if I didn't have fun to your standards, then I apologise  .

[TheCrazyMango]

In my defence:
1) Nobody insults my masculinity. I dislike how in general people on the internet seem to think they could beat me in a physical confrontation. Or any confrontation really. My masculinity is like a pufferfish. It goes by, generally unnoticed untill agitated, then it swells till it makes me look stupid, dangerous, and has feet. I get offended when people on the internet think they could abuse me through a screen, when they have no idea of who I am.

since we dont have a pic of you, you should post a pic of dogg and be like "You beat me naow?"
"

[Ryli]

Apparently I'm some pathetic ****ing loser, who hacked for my score and money, because I use Cremation in my deck like a common noob.

Well as we're giving names now, I might as well reveal that this wa s also [redacted]

I've never met a bigger loser of a troll in my life.