Hilarous Fortune. Do you have any of your own?

[~Napalm]

I lol'd so hard I decided to give Essence some karma for this one

Just wondering if you guys have any good ones of your own.

(and by all means, if there's already a post like this, go ahead and remove the post. I was too tired to search and didn't see a post like it, soo... yeah)

[lava golem]

I got the same fortune a long time ago when I won my first nymph, which was the purple nymph. Although I didn't quite get it since I didn't know who zanzarino was

[smuglapse]

http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,12444.0.html

[nerd1]

nova:
everything just seems to fall apart today...
however, because of the spreed of which light travels, we wont know for another 1435644 years!

[Essence]

[H2Owned]

Mind = Blown

[918273645]

Fallen Elf:

A girl in a monocle will die if you do not get up, stuped elf.

ROFL

[H2Owned]

*puts on monocle*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Kakerlake]

nova:
everything just seems to fall apart today...
however, because of the spreed of which light travels, we wont know for another 1435644 years!

I just had nova as well, though the time it mentioned until we will know when everything falls apart is a little different.
2.4197*10²¹²⁴² Jears o.O
Say, how far away from "everything" is our planet actually?
I know, that our universe is more than 99% nothingness even our matter consist to more than 99% of nothing... So we are mostly nothing in a big nothing, far away from everything.